ay, i need some help plotting revenge against neighbor.

at our apt complex, everyone has an assigned space. if someones in your space its common to temporarily park in someone elses space. well 2 nights ago, my friend parked in my spot and i grabbed another one since many were empty, this included 2 adjacent spots. well my car got towed, and costed me 100somethin.

now id understand if the lot was full and this dyke needed a spot somewhere.... butnah. a car never even p[arked in the space i got towed from til the next day. all the while, theres spaces open left and absolutely right throughout this whole ordeal.

background on neighbor: unattractive dyke, rides excersize bike from 1922 in middle a large field. never talked to her and rarely even seen her. she lives in the building right next to mine. i previously had no beef whatsoever.

im looking to take revenge (minor or major, need ideas) and want to take in the coming nights asap. i dont know which number apt she lives in, but i know her car and her window is directly across from our living room.

this gets tricky because even though id love to throw a brick through here car window with a note gumbanded to it reading "suck on this", she could easily come right back to my riviera as it is always 30 seconds from here car.
so shoot me some ideas. id prefer to not get in trouble with the law and dont wanna be evicted but still wanna do somethin funny/angering to her.

how about this :

next time you see her, go up to her calmly tell her that you didn't appreaciate what she did, that there was plenty of parking and that if she ever ahs a problem with your car being parked in her space all she needs to do is get in touch with you and you'll gladly move it.

but be firm, and let her know getting your car towed was lame, and cost you some fuckin money, and you think it was pretty much out of line.

or you could be a little bitch like it sounds like you want to and do something liek a fuckin 10 year old would consider doing.

 

Originally Posted by tennisee

you could get over it. that'd show her!

fuck that i like the breaking her shit with bricks idea. shes never gonna prove it was you.

 

Originally Posted by doomed222

adults itt so far.

fyp.

my guess is that you're 14 years old or so.

 

Originally Posted by AGx19

how old are you guys? 53? im 20 so ill go with the 10yearold route.

if no good ideas come about, im sure ill just say somethin to her when i see her but thats not what im lookin for here.

yeah, then throw a brick through her window. then when you get evicted you can't make any more threads....win win!

hey, i'm all for violent retribution when warrented. you picking on a "dyke" as you so eloquently put it is LOL.

there is a time and a place for violent justice, this ain't one of them. unless ofcourse you gain some type of satisfaction by picking on women.

have a few buddies park in all the spaces in the lot except for yours and then when she comes home and is forced to park in yours, have your boys move their cars and then have her car towed

EZ game

 

Originally Posted by tennisee

fyp.

my guess is that you're 14 years old or so.

yeah i was 9 when i joined this site you know i roll like that. f off gramma

 

Originally Posted by Slingtownorbust

how about this :

next time you see her, go up to her calmly tell her that you didn't appreaciate what she did, that there was plenty of parking and that if she ever ahs a problem with your car being parked in her space all she needs to do is get in touch with you and you'll gladly move it.

but be firm, and let her know getting your car towed was lame, and cost you some fuckin money, and you think it was pretty much out of line.

or you could be a little bitch like it sounds like you want to and do something liek a fuckin 10 year old would consider doing.

she shouldn't have to "get in touch with" anyone. She handled it properly. When are people going to stop having this "entitlement" issue? When people like her get your car towed for being a douche I guess.

 

Originally Posted by OldGrowth

she shouldn't have to "get in toch with" anyone. She handled it properly. When are people going to stop having this "entitlement" issue? When people like her get your car towed for being a douche I guess.

yes technically i guess she shouldn't, but that doesn't mean she could be a little inconvienced and jsut park somewhere else or at least try to figure out whose car it is. its about realizing that just because its technically your space doesn't mean you cant walk the extra twenty yards from the readily available open spaces and then maybe leave a note of the car and say hey its my space please move your car.

i mean OP is justified to feel a little slighted here. and like i said be upfront let her know and if she wants to be one of those by the book dickheads then fuck her. no don't retaliate, just let her know she's a miserable cunt and to go fuck herself. then move on with life and park in the other open spaces next time insstead of hers.

 

Originally Posted by AGx19

lol you fukn toolbag. read what i wrote. adjacent fucking spots open. ppl park in others spots all tghe time. she didnt even fucking park there that one night

I read it Dbag...Why didn't YOU park in one of those spots then? YOU obviously parked in hers..so she should have to park in someone elses? You have zero logic. You park in my spot little bitch and I'll tow you every time.

 

Originally Posted by OldGrowth

I read it Dbag...Why didn't YOU park in one of those spots then? YOU obviously parked in hers..so she should have to park in someone elses? You have zero logic. You park in my spot little bitch and I'll tow you every time.

i eat sleep and breath logic btch

i had no idea whose space it was cause i didnt care. theres 24 spaces in our lot. about 10 were empty. i chose this one because theres was no one parked on either side so i could open up my door the whole way to get out of thwe car

Post-It. Windshield.

That'd show her.

Edit:

Go all out...



Do the whole car in one color with the exception of one sentence on the windshield ("Thanks for havin' my car towed, muncher!") in pink or purple.

ya im starting to think ideas im looking for dont exist. all the good ones lead to eviction or misdemeanors

 

Originally Posted by AGx19

ya im starting to think ideas im looking for dont exist. all the good ones lead to eviction or misdemeanors

and you wonder why she didn't just come talk to you...you fucking tool!