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  1. without any real evidence, would you tell anyone? Im not speaking about this forum obv, (since kate upton likes a few people on here it seems..................) but would you tell your friends? Some family?

    I probably would if it was some local celebrity, but if it was well, kate upton or EA i dont think id tell anyone. Noone would friggin believe that even tho i have no reason to lie.

    No underlying brags in this post sadly, the best I got is I was banging a girl thats in the LFL for awhile.
  2. Maybe not the girl from precious, but if she was good looking i would spew it in a heart beat.
  3. No matter how ugly or how pretty... im telling my boys.

    And I dont lie about shit, so im sure they would believe me.
  4.  
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    No matter how ugly or how pretty... im telling my boys.


    We dont consider tsxxx a celebrity
  5. lol of course im telling everyone. and with details and the fact that im not someone to make this up, id think people would believe me.
  6. were you watching a rerun of entourage last night? same amount of bragging as any hot chick
     
  7. A gentleman never kisses and tells or wins and tells...

    I think I bragged about lotto hits, so I'm a piece of shit asshole.
  8. I have hooked up with a C level celebrity. And I told everybody and still do. Missy Hyatt used to be a big name back in the old days of wrestling. Banged her at a party once. We were there with a bunch of my dads wrestling buddies he grew up with. In Atlanta. Ronnie Garvin, Michael P.S Hayes, his brother Johnny, Tommy Wildfire Rich. Missy and I both polished off a 5th of SoCo and ended up in the back room for a little drunken sexual misbehavior. Good times.
  9.  
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    A gentleman never kisses and tells or wins and tells...

    I agree, but some things need to be shared.

    Was at a small New Years Eve party several years back and heard my boy was dating a "celebrity" and in Vegas with her. I instantly believed believed everybody.
  10. Hmmmmmm, maybe I should rethink the policy.
  11. I would tell everyone even if it was the girl from Precious since it would most likely be a one time thing. If an actual relationship was developing with a hot starlet I wouldn't tell anyone for years for risk of jinxing it.
  12.  
    Originally Posted by LizardBoy View Post

    I have hooked up with a C level celebrity. And I told everybody and still do. Missy Hyatt used to be a big name back in the old days of wrestling. Banged her at a party once. We were there with a bunch of my dads wrestling buddies he grew up with. In Atlanta. Ronnie Garvin, Michael P.S Hayes, his brother Johnny, Tommy Wildfire Rich. Missy and I both polished off a 5th of SoCo and ended up in the back room for a little drunken sexual misbehavior. Good times.

    Hell ya I remember Missy Hyatt!! I'd brag about that shit all day long!! Long live Dubbuhya See Dubbuhya!
  13. Hooked up with Kate Upton once, but would never betray her trust
  14.  
    Originally Posted by sirjwab View Post

    Hell ya I remember Missy Hyatt!! I'd brag about that shit all day long!! Long live Dubbuhya See Dubbuhya!


    How are you my friend?
  15.  
    Originally Posted by zeppelinzoso16 View Post

    How are you my friend?

    Mushrooms?
  16. i once hooked up with a girl that models for a site called "body in mind"

    i stil got the pics she took of herself on my phone... she stole my phone and snapped some pics for me in my bathroom lol
    Edited By: smokerock247 Aug 24th, 2011 at 12:11 AM
    Reason: she may not be mainstream celeb but she mainstream fap material imo
  17.  
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post


    i stil got the pics she took of herself on my phone... she stole my phone and snapped some pics for me in my bathroom lol

    you new here?
  18. Not sure if I wanna see pics of a girl that banged a guy thats named smokerock247
  19. I went out to LA for the first time in like 94 and i was like 17 or somethin. My uncle worked in hollywood at that time and had a house party when our family got there. I met a guy who dated Janet Jackson for most of 1993, but i found out about it not from him but one of his friends who bragged for him. This guy was a model or somethin but not famous at all but he just was pretty non chalent about it although i asked as many ???'s as i could get away with. He basically said once you get past the celebrity facade, everyone's a real person with real problems and you quickly get over the wow factor of "Im fuckin Janet Jackson". But this guy has probably been bangin 9's and 10's since birth so his perspective is somewhat warped.

    All i know is if i hooked up with a celebrity and i knew it was just a one night hookup, you better believe im going HAM to get some picture or just any type of proof.
    Edited By: SteveSparks Aug 24th, 2011 at 12:28 AM
     
  20. When I played midget Pop Warner football, Daisy Fuentes had a nephew or a cousin or some shit on the same team but he was a mitey mite.

    She was there watching him once, and I was one of the only kids on my team with the balls to go up to her, got her to sign the inside of the brim of my hat. Obv put my cheek out for a kiss since all my teammates were watching. When she went to kiss me I pulled the old move my face so she kisses my lips. And she didnt instantly pull away. I was pretty much the HNIC for the rest of the year.

    Unfortunately I never saw her again besides on tv . But even when I saw her on tv, she never forgot me and even winked at me a few times.

    Wait, this isnt the single event that changed your life thread?
    Edited By: Pker4Dummies Aug 24th, 2011 at 12:33 AM
  21.  
    Originally Posted by SteveSparks View Post

    I went out to LA for the first time in like 94 and i was like 17 or somethin. My uncle worked in hollywood at that time and had a house party when our family got there. I met a guy who dated Janet Jackson for most of 1993, but i found out about it not from him but one of his friends who bragged for him. This guy was a model or somethin but not famous at all but he just was pretty non chalent about it although i asked as many ???'s as i could get away with. He basically said once you get past the celebrity facade, everyone's a real person with real problems and you quickly get over the wow factor of "Im fuckin Janet Jackson". But this guy has probably been bangin 9's and 10's since birth so his perspective is somewhat warped.

    All i know is if i hooked up with a celebrity and i knew it was just a one night hookup, you better believe im going HAM to get some picture or just any type of proof.

    Didnt Janet Jackson have a secret marriage with some latin dude for like 10 years? Im pretty sure she was married in 1994. I'll look it up.

    edit: she married the guy in 1991 . they divorced in 1999.

    You've probably told that story a bunch of times and i just wrecked it for you. Now the story is basically just two guys at a party fucking with you.
    Edited By: XXEDPXX Aug 24th, 2011 at 12:46 AM
  22. fucking telling the whole world mother fucker
  23. why would u get with a celebrity and not get at least a photo
  24.  
    Originally Posted by rungoodmuch View Post

    fucking telling the whole world mother fucker

    lol this, op didn't think this through. If you plowed scarlet johannson last night and you're hanging out with your friend today, you're just gonna keep that to yourself? Cmon
  25.  
    Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies View Post

    When she went to kiss me I pulled the old move my face so she kisses my lips. And she didnt instantly pull away.

    thread?

    So, I guess that makes me Sean Avery
  26.  
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post

    lol this, op didn't think this through. If you plowed scarlet johannson last night and you're hanging out with your friend today, you're just gonna keep that to yourself? Cmon

    ideallyno, but if you have NO proof whatsoever your going to go through with trying to tell everyone? Me or my friends have no reason to lie to one another but i wouldnt believe anyone who told me a story about fucking a celebrity without some proof..

    convo like this:
    you: hey i fucked scarlet johannson last night
    friends: prove it
    you: i cant, youll just have to take my word for it

    seems like that aint gonna work very often. even tho you wouldnt be lying, good luck convincing people.
    Thread Starter
  27. I'd Sell those pics to TMZ
  28. Some dude in another thread like this a couple years ago claimed he boned Avril Lavigne. Obv didn't have any solid evidence but I believe it cuz I want to.
  29.  
    Originally Posted by LizardBoy View Post

    I have hooked up with a C level celebrity. And I told everybody and still do. Missy Hyatt used to be a big name back in the old days of wrestling. Banged her at a party once. We were there with a bunch of my dads wrestling buddies he grew up with. In Atlanta. Ronnie Garvin, Michael P.S Hayes, his brother Johnny, Tommy Wildfire Rich. Missy and I both polished off a 5th of SoCo and ended up in the back room for a little drunken sexual misbehavior. Good times.

    Hopefully it was in her younger years.



    or



    not

    Edited By: qjuice14 Aug 24th, 2011 at 02:06 AM
     
  30.  
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    ideallyno, but if you have NO proof whatsoever your going to go through with trying to tell everyone? Me or my friends have no reason to lie to one another but i wouldnt believe anyone who told me a story about fucking a celebrity without some proof..

    convo like this:
    you: hey i fucked scarlet johannson last night
    friends: prove it
    you: i cant, youll just have to take my word for it

    seems like that aint gonna work very often. even tho you wouldnt be lying, good luck convincing people.

    its called having a little faith in your fellow man. and the proof would be in the pudding. the details of the story/how well you told it, etc...and who gives a fuck if they believe you or not, you just fucked scarlett johanssen

    ^^^^and WOW i also hope it was the younger years, even tho i still kinda got the willies
     

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