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  1. dams dams is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:38pm)

    piss outside on your own property? I do this quite often, hell I'll pee anywhere, but always thought my property was a safe haven.
  2. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:39pm) in reply to dams

    I believe it is still in decent exposure. Plus if a kid seen it, they might think you were flashing them?
     
  3. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:39pm) in reply to dams

    lets say youre driving down the highway and car in front of you tosses a cat out the window...would that be considered cat litter?
     
  4. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:39pm) in reply to dams

    Can people see you?
  5. dams dams is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:41pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    Not my schlong, I'll hide it, but if neighbors are outside they can definetly hear it.
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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:42pm) in reply to wantagolf

    I only do it at night time, when I've been drinking.
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  7. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:43pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    I believe it is still in decent exposure. Plus if a kid seen it, they might think you were flashing them?

    Seriously, WTF

    Do people do this to tilt me? Or is it done purposely like 'teh'?
     
  8. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:44pm) in reply to dams

    Why don't you push it further. At high noon tomorrow, go outside naked and take a steaming dump on your front lawn. If you don't get in trouble I'd say you're good to go.
  9. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:48pm) in reply to dams

    do not pee on the table.
    it will not be good to use this summer if you do.

    peeing on these things will yield nothing but bad karma.

    and of course, always wipe away from the sack.
    it prevents shit getting on the balls.

    (*oh yeah, sup)
  10. dams dams is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:49pm) in reply to timthegem

    I care for the lawn too much for this.
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  11. tieful tieful is online now

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 9:49pm) in reply to marinersheep

    "if a kid done seen it" - there ya go - fixed
  12. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:00pm) in reply to marinersheep

     
    Originally Posted by marinersheep View Post

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    I believe it is still in decent exposure. Plus if a kid seen it, they might think you were flashing them?

    Seriously, WTF

    Do people do this to tilt me? Or is it done purposely like 'teh'?

    Well i certainly didnt come on here today to tilt you. Sorry.
     
  13. chocolatecamo chocolatecamo is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:01pm) in reply to tieful

    I used to piss outside my door but the other people in the aparetment building started complaining about the stain and the smell in the hallway, I go out in the kids sandbox from now on.
  14. skreechamane skreechamane is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:01pm) in reply to tieful

    who in God's name wipes toward the ball sack??????!!?!?!?!?!
  15. p00pymcp00perton p00pymcp00perton is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:01pm) in reply to dams

    A friend of mine in college used to get really drunk and piss out of his 3rd story window out onto the street. He never got in trouble. Piss on brother!
  16. ZeeDustin ZeeDustin is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:02pm) in reply to fetaman

     
    Originally Posted by fetaman View Post

    do not pee on the table.
    it will not be good to use this summer if you do.

    peeing on these things will yield nothing but bad karma.

    and of course, always wipe away from the sack.
    it prevents shit getting on the balls.

    (*oh yeah, sup)

    Why did you post sheep's dinner table?
  17. dams dams is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:03pm) in reply to skreechamane

    I used to, until I got older. I had clean dumps that would take a single slash or two. Now I don't reckon.
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  18. midmoguy midmoguy is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:04pm) in reply to dams

    As long as you're fingering your ass, they can't say shit.
  19. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:23pm) in reply to dams

    In my last apartment the back door was connected to my room. So I would pee out there everyday. Only once was my neighbor out there while i was doing this. I just finished and went inside. It was actually the only time that i ever saw that neighbor while i lived there.

    ftr... my old backyard was REALLY ghetto.
  20. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:39pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    ..then of course i pee at the ball park in front of everyone.God loves a peein' man!
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