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  1. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:19pm)

    somehow i managed to get hammer last night for $6 (i left the house with $25).

    luckiley for me i was on fire last night in beer pong and only had to buy myself 2 beers in 4 hours.

    anyway, i started drinking at like 3:00 today just cause i hate myself and i couklnt find a better reason to spend $19, so why not.

    Im currently listening to beyonce (halo) and try to convince gboro to sponsor me at the bar. Which i dont think is gonna happen. im just gonne get hammered by myself tonight.
  2. eastontracks eastontracks is offline

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:22pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    have fun! get some girls. i'm about to start drinking then head out. i have a lady to meet up with so i'm for sure getting some tang. weeeeeeee
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:24pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Make nachos with american cheese and forget about the fact that you have no salsa.
  4. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:25pm) in reply to dams

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70AgyIEnBRE
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  5. oBOBCATu oBOBCATu is offline

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:27pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    SHORTAY!!!
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:28pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    How's your room
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:30pm) in reply to oBOBCATu

    One of my nicknames growing up was shorty shit stain...true story
  8. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:32pm) in reply to acp

    WTF did you get $25 bish? Selling used shoes?
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:33pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Note from Jaybone's mom...

    Quit all this drinking and clean your room NOW!!!
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:34pm) in reply to moman1965

    She seems like a buzzkill
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:35pm) in reply to acp

    You were the small kid that wore the same hoody to high school everyday huh?
  12. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:35pm) in reply to skisteve

    i only had $15. then i asked the sis to spot me $10 so i woulndt run out of money.

    I alwasy win at life games.
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:36pm) in reply to skisteve

    His mom ended paying him to clean his room obv
  14. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:36pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Repeat after me: "My mom's bedroom carpet is not a toilet. My mom's bedroom carpet is not a toilet. My mom's bedroom carpet is not a toilet."
     
  15. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:36pm) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    You were the small kid that wore the same hoody to high school everyday huh?

    i got best dressed in HS. i was a mfpimp.
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:37pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    threaded view bishtits
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:38pm) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    threaded view bishtits

    learn to quote, threaded view is dead
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:38pm) in reply to dams

    there's significance to that nickname? I always thought it was random...was it from a movie or something?
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:40pm) in reply to threeven

    threaded4life
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:40pm) in reply to threeven

    If this is true I quit P5's.
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:41pm) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    If this is true I quit P5's.

    pz
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:42pm) in reply to threeven

    out
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:43pm) in reply to dams

    Threadedlove
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:46pm) in reply to marinersheep

    Don't listen to that nonsense, pee where ever your heart desires imo
  25. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:46pm) in reply to acp

    so jay, technically you have to give back the ten to sis and you have $6. If you pay her back she will remember you did that when you ask tomorrow night and she can't refuse.
  26. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:47pm) in reply to dams

    i used threaded view assface. i quote just incase there are jungle bunnies from New England that dont.
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  27. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:48pm) in reply to skisteve



    You da man Jaybone. Word.
  28. acp acp is online now

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:48pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    threadedhood > yourhood
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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:56pm) in reply to acp

    dams don't quit until you answer this question^
  30. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:58pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Flat view ftw. Got sick of going through 10 page threads and not having a new post at the end. Then after 10 posts realizing I was missing a thread within a thread... thread. Those are so good sometimes, now I see it all but mistakes are made not knowing the last post was for something else sometimes. Fucking non quoters! J/k
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