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  1. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:40am) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    LOL @ mets fan sfrandom

    opening day is coming up...
  2. acp acp is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:42am) in reply to s1nnr

    yah, but squirting trumps mlb team preference
  3. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:43am) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by assface View Post

    yah, but squirting trumps mlb team preference

    that would run the risk of another generation of mets fans
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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:44am) in reply to s1nnr

    It takes years to be able to aim like that
  5. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:44am) in reply to s1nnr

    s1nnr doesnt win.

    just sayib.
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  6. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:46am) in reply to s1nnr

     
    Originally Posted by s1nnr View Post

     
    Originally Posted by assface View Post

    yah, but squirting trumps mlb team preference

    that would run the risk of another generation of mets fans

    well i was bout hop in my car and help him out...
  7. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:46am) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by asslicker View Post

    It takes years to be able to aim like that

    im not sure what u are saying
  8. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:47am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    ive just listen to "beyonce - halo" like 6 times... im so sexing dancin to it.

    if only the ladies were here, they would be licking my penis.

    you're the best
    247 1
  9. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:48am) in reply to heavyj80

    heavy j... i was gonna make jokes, but i thougt i would be q bad guy, so i didnt.

    lucky man sir.. lucky man.
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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:49am) in reply to s1nnr

    sdhsjsjsjalalsdffdxntusjs...that was sik too, you have to think about it.
  11. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:49am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    heavy j... i was gonna make jokes, but i thougt i would be q bad guy, so i didnt.

    lucky man sir.. lucky man.

    i got this one...

    i heard they are saving this cover so they dont have to rewrite the article for the third year in a row...

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:58am) in reply to s1nnr

     
    Originally Posted by maleasslicker View Post

     
    Originally Posted by femaleassfucker View Post

    It takes years to be able to aim like that

    im not sure what u are saying

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    ICWUDT

  13. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:00am) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by iwatchpornwherethegirlseatpoopoutofeachothersassho les View Post

     
    Originally Posted by maleasslicker View Post

     
    Originally Posted by femaleassfucker View Post

    It takes years to be able to aim like that

    im not sure what u are saying

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    ICWUDT

    im so confused as to who wrote what now? lol
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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:03am) in reply to s1nnr

     
    Originally Posted by s1nnr View Post

     
    Originally Posted by iwatchpornwherethegirlseatpoopoutofeachothersassho les View Post

     
    Originally Posted by maleasslicker View Post

     
    Originally Posted by femaleassfucker View Post

    It takes years to be able to aim like that

    im not sure what u are saying

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    ICWUDT

    im so confused as to who wrote what now? lol

    idk but you're the gay one...and I'll watch that shit (pun intended) all day long if it's the foreplay
  15. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:05am) in reply to acp

    im tired
  16. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:06am) in reply to s1nnr

     
    Originally Posted by s1nnr View Post

    im tired

    You put up a helluva effort tonight. Kudos.
     
  17. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:08am) in reply to marinersheep

     
    Originally Posted by marinersheep View Post

     
    Originally Posted by s1nnr View Post

    im tired

    You put up a helluva effort tonight. Kudos.

    thanks bud, its always nice when someone notices :)
  18. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:08am) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    idk but you're the gay one...and I'll watch that shit (pun intended) all day long if it's the foreplay

    when god made jesus.. jesus would of been like, "yo wtf is goin on? im spanish and i dont speak mexican."
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  19. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:15am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    a few highlites from my convo with Jay via AIM

    <SPAN>s1nnr (12:41:38 AM):</SPAN> what ar eu talking about?
    <SPAN>jaybone(12:41:43 AM):</SPAN> im so druno
    <SPAN>jaybone(12:41:46 AM):</SPAN> drunk
    <SPAN>jaybone(12:42:07 AM):</SPAN> beyonce is my wife right now
    <SPAN>s1nnr (12:42:28 AM):</SPAN> in the buttttttttttttt
    <SPAN>jaybone (12:42:29 AM):</SPAN> if black womebn like jaybone.. we would make babays
    <SPAN>jaybone (12:42:38 AM):</SPAN> but they dont
    <SPAN>jaybone(12:43:07 AM):</SPAN> im dancing.. u just cant see it
    <SPAN>s1nnr (12:43:10 AM):</SPAN> lolol
    <SPAN>s1nnr (12:43:15 AM):</SPAN> i can picture it
    <SPAN>jaybone (12:43:34 AM):</SPAN> yes@!
    <SPAN>jaybone (1:05:46 AM):</SPAN> sir
    <SPAN>jaybone (1:08:19 AM):</SPAN> i just made a reply to m,i thread that makes no sense
    <SPAN>s1nnr (1:08:30 AM):</SPAN> m?
    <SPAN>jaybone (1:08:41 AM):</SPAN> m,ty>?
    <SPAN>jaybone(1:08:43 AM):</SPAN> afhjdlsgd
    <SPAN>jaybone (1:08:45 AM):</SPAN> my?
    <SPAN>s1nnr (1:09:21 AM):</SPAN> ur tv?
    <SPAN>jaybone (1:11:34 AM):</SPAN> what?
    <SPAN>jaybone(1:11:47 AM):</SPAN> i just ttook a pee
    <SPAN>s1nnr(1:11:53 AM):</SPAN> where?
    <SPAN>jaybone (1:12:06 AM):</SPAN> toilet
    <SPAN>jaybone (1:12:12 AM):</SPAN> <---p winner
    <SPAN>s1nnr(1:12:17 AM):</SPAN> i am so fucking proud of u
    <SPAN>jaybone (1:12:26 AM):</SPAN> yessir
  20. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:32am) in reply to s1nnr

    You don't video aim? Cameras like own -and stuff. ...meanwhile in jays bedroom 2 kids are sleeping. Jay> war in video showdown, well at least tonight. Wars body, I mean body of work speaks for itself. It's a lot to overcome.
  21. ZeeDustin ZeeDustin is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:44am) in reply to skisteve

    This thread is great. And Jay, if I were around you, id bring you to the bar.
  22. sobizzle21 sobizzle21 is offline Scammer

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:50am) in reply to ZeeDustin

    one of the things i want to do before i die is get hammered with jaybone
    970 
  23. lionhead22 lionhead22 is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:51am) in reply to sobizzle21

    I just got back from the bars. holla at a playa when you see him in the streets. my farts smell incredibly bad today. that is all.
  24. lionhead22 lionhead22 is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 1:58am) in reply to Johnny Slippy

     
    Originally Posted by Johnny Slippy View Post



    You da man Jaybone. Word.

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