I really keep coming back to this site to read Jaybone stories. (and to talk shit about football) But really you are amazing and I have to get to Jersey some time to party.

 

Originally Posted by STOPPER19

yeah if that was the chick that wanted you to fuck her friend then cuddle with her lolol

lol yeah that was her. She def was crazy, and im almost positive she was bi-polar or something. I think i dodge a bullet with that one.

 

Originally Posted by acp

Nah you pissed on her floor I doubt she would give a fuck about you bragging about her and posting pictures

With as many stories as I post with pics and shit, the odds are going to catch up with me eventually and someones gonna recognize a person I post about.

I just want to keep fading that day lol.

2 pages and neither Hughes nor TWK have requested more pics of the 14 year old in the middle of OP's pic?! McKayla must be doing a meet and greet somewhere...

As long as I have "known" Jaybone I am always baffled at the peeing.

 

Originally Posted by ess286

As long as I have "known" Jaybone I am always baffled at the peeing

Yeah, I don't really understand it either. I knew a few guys in college that would get blackout drunk at least a couple times a week, but only once in 4 years was there a peeing incident.

We had a spare room upstairs that was directly above the downstairs living room. Had a bunch of people pass out all over the house one night. 4am rolls around and some of us are on dawn patrol and we see something start dripping from the ceiling onto the kid who is asleep on the couch. It's dripping right onto his head and face, but hasn't woken him up yet. I go upstairs to see what the hell spilled... There's a huge wet spot in the middle of the rug and a kid is passed out in it, face down with his pants around his ankles. He obv knew he was pissing cuz he bothered to drop trou, but apparently couldn't be bothered to find a plant or toilet to pee in, or to remain awake through the completion of said piss.

idk who was more angry, me that my rug was ruined or the kid that we woke up and informed that his face and hair were covered in piss, but the pisser wasn't as likable as Jaybone cuz he narrowly escaped a beating for his pisscapades.

 

Originally Posted by ess286

As long as I have "known" Jaybone I am always baffled at the peeing.

 

Originally Posted by MeJahAndOmaha

Yeah, I don't really understand it either. I knew a few guys in college that would get blackout drunk at least a couple times a week, but only once in 4 years was there a peeing incident.
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Habitually peeing is your bed while passed out is the sign of a small bladder. This is common is heavy drinkers as there prostate, bladder are usually inflammed due to excess alcohol consumption over a long period of time. Some people bodies respond differently to alcohol than others. So if you are peeing your bed at an early drinking age than its likely that your body does not respond to alcohol that well. Similar to smokers who get cancer after 20 years of smoking and those who have smoked for 40 years and are cancer free. (note, if it has hapenned only a few times over many years than its just likely you were way to fucked up to wake up and had a shitload to drink..i am talking about habitual betwetters)

a few other notes...that might be the ugliest dress i have ever seen. Maybe she has a pee fetish...golden shower...woot woot.

I clearly have a fucked up bladder.

Im honestly about to drink like two gallons of water one night and see if I piss myself. At this point, im running at a rate about 30% chance of pissing myself when I go out and drink beer all night. Its awful.

The only thing ive figured out is that if I drink captain and coke instead, i never pee myself. Obv cause its less liquid. I try to stick with liquor but sometimes beer is the only thing available or paying for $10 a drink all night isnt gonna work.

Am I the only one that had no clue you got in a motorcycle accident?

Your supposed to take pics of you standing over your totaled bike you you giving the finger to god after that. I mean, thats how I would have done it.

Awesome ESS.

I thought you were going to say the head injury caused you to start pissing your bed at night.

Your in there like swimwear Mclovin. 99% chance you get to stick it in her turd cutter too.

 

Originally Posted by ess286

I do NOT have MS.

You never had me, mister.

Awesome news ess

Oh, and 2,1,3 all day. Girl sounds cool as fuck tho

ess you coulda joined the cool crowd with lefty and i...day i had my lumbar puncture (spinal tap) was pretty awesome.

they tell you that you can't stand up really...to stay horizontal. they told me to drink a lot of caffeine and eat salty shit all day. so i put planet earth on blu-ray, drank like a 2 liter of mountain dew, and ate like 2 full cans of pringles.

i'd go have another one tomorrow to miss work...no spinal headaches here!

glad to hear you're okay and don't have MS tho...i have so many lumps on my thighs and hips that i don't really have anywhere to jab needles in anymore.