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  1. railbot railbot is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 5:40pm)

    I'm pulling the trigga and locking it down.

    Derail this sob thread!!!!
  2. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 5:41pm) in reply to railbot

    who's the lucky guy?
    Edited By: Mr Galt Sep 21st, 2010 at 05:42 PM
    Reason: goober
  3. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 5:42pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    ^^yeah, pics of dude
  4. hostile hostile is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 5:43pm) in reply to Glo4m

    are you trying to make a jinx thread on yourself?

    On a more serious note, Congrats.

    On an even more serious note: Fucking Pics!
  5. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 5:45pm) in reply to hostile

  6. Luho Luho is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 5:48pm) in reply to railbot

     
  7. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 5:52pm) in reply to Luho

  8. Luho Luho is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 5:58pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

     
  9. railbot railbot is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 6:05pm) in reply to Luho

    Sigh asking the lil lady if I can post pics .
    Thread Starter
  10. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 6:08pm) in reply to railbot

     
    Originally Posted by railbot View Post

    Sigh asking the lil lady if I can post pics .

    damn...ALREADY whipped
  11. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 6:15pm) in reply to tamayo85

    I can give you some horror stories as to why not to get married without a prenuptial agreement. I will never marry again without one.
  12. TheFirm53 TheFirm53 is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 6:21pm) in reply to jesterwords

    They now sell divorce insurance. Your fianc might want to look into it.
  13. bcdrmr bcdrmr is offline 3 of a kind > flush????

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 6:25pm) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    epic hilarity...

    it's a front page ship the sunday million success story imo but still so funny
  14. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 6:36pm) in reply to bcdrmr

    first
  15. Pinocchio Pinocchio is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 6:44pm) in reply to railbot



  16. SCTrojans SCTrojans is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 6:45pm) in reply to railbot

     
    Originally Posted by railbot View Post

    Sigh asking the lil lady if I can post pics .

    didnt u already post pics before?

    or diff lady

    or am i going insane

    oh and gartz
    Edited By: SCTrojans Sep 21st, 2010 at 06:46 PM
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  17. railbot railbot is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 7:07pm) in reply to SCTrojans

    Guys I love ya, I'm not getting married, this is a lame level attempt.
    I suck at spoofs without internets.
    I wanted to post pics of a Honda odysessy and say we test drove it etc etc.
    Ya there was pics of my ex posted.
    I don't think I'll ever be married, I want kids but I can't stand compromising in relationships.

    I dint want to twillighy or any other faggety shit.
    I wanna watch
    ninja movies.
    zombie movies.
    sniper movies.
    Sharks w freaking lasers on there heads.
    I want to eat fast food errry day, I want to hit on all her friends, cousins, ex boyfriends sisters and there fucking cousins and best friends too.
    I never want rick rolls to die.
    I want to grab kids by there shoulders at party shake them violently and scream you little shit!
    You little fucking SHIT!!!

    P.s anyone wanna be my life long wingman in a quest for nothing but pussy??
    Thread Starter
  18. OneM24 OneM24 is offline beer pong champion

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 7:21pm) in reply to railbot



    Oh hi der...
  19. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 7:26pm) in reply to railbot

     
    Originally Posted by railbot View Post

    P.s anyone wanna be my life long wingman in a quest for nothing but pussy??

    Where the fuck do I sign up?
  20. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 7:54pm) in reply to Luho

     
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    sick pic of the future BGX
     
  21. ugain2004 ugain2004 is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 8:26pm) in reply to OneM24

     
    Originally Posted by OneM24 View Post



    Oh hi der...

    Is that chick not the girl in this workout video? Very hawt!!!!!! Sorry, for not knowing how to embed.

    Kinda NSFW FYI

    http://lol.escoflip.com/
    Edited By: ugain2004 Sep 21st, 2010 at 09:52 PM
    Reason: Warning NSFW (kinda)
  22. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 8:53pm) in reply to ugain2004

    I'll rent you my kids for a day. Safe and effective birth control for up to 3 months.
  23. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 9:00pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    Since when is gay marriage legal??
  24. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 9:04pm) in reply to astaggs

    Whew you dodged a bullet there +1 for lifetime of strange cooter
  25. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 9:25pm) in reply to Popperhead

    this is what I think of this bullshit thread!!!



    f railbot!

    But dayuuuuum... Id even kiss you after you kissed her..just to be that much closer to dem lippies.
  26. CLHplusMMM CLHplusMMM is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2010 (9/21/2010 10:29pm) in reply to jesterwords

     
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    I can give you some horror stories as to why not to get married without a prenuptial agreement. I will never marry again.


    FYP
     
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