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I'm getting plastic surgery tom.

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  1. Camronius Camronius is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:35am)

    to fix this:

    http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9291/manglore.jpg

    fell and landed awkwardly. Hospital gave me percacet weeeeeeeeeeee!

    im not gonna type a whole lot for obv. reasons so sorry for not replying....
  2. BirdWings BirdWings is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:37am) in reply to Camronius

    barf
  3. Tim Lock Tim Lock is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:37am) in reply to BirdWings

    Holy shit bro.

    And it's "percocet" fyi.
  4. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:37am) in reply to Camronius

    what size breasts are you getting. Am I gay if I fondle them??
  5. number1pen number1pen is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:38am) in reply to dolphin13

    wow nasty finger, what happened?
     
  6. jerichoholic jerichoholic is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:39am) in reply to number1pen

    sick brag about being able to take a picture with a mangled pinky. did you high-five the underside of a running lawnmower?
  7. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:40am) in reply to jerichoholic

    Dude gimme a fucking warning.
  8. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:42am) in reply to goofy2485

    Dayamn, looks like your pinky is giving birth to another pinky.
  9. iCONoFpOKER iCONoFpOKER is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:44am) in reply to cizastro

    wow
  10. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:44am) in reply to iCONoFpOKER

    thats disgusting!!! nice.
     
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:47am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

  12. Deoxyribo Deoxyribo is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:53am) in reply to nanners27

    thats fuckin awesome
    how bad did it hurt?
     
  13. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:55am) in reply to Deoxyribo

    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaouch
  14. blufhard blufhard is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:56am) in reply to Lameass_



    impressive
  15. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:57am) in reply to blufhard

    Looks like an eyeball coming out your finger, awesome. Glad your okay and didnt fuck yourself up any worse.
     
  16. JPitt09 JPitt09 is online now Royals Fan, lol

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:57am) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    what size breasts are you getting. Am I gay if I fondle them??

    no you're gay for like a hundred other things you've done.

    #1 being dildo in the mouth.
  17. MNGambler MNGambler is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 4:04am) in reply to JPitt09

     
    Originally Posted by JPitt09 View Post

    no you're gay for like a hundred other things you've done.

    #1 being dildo in the mouth.

    #2 is being a White Sox fan...zinggg
  18. playwithfire05 playwithfire05 is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 4:06am) in reply to MNGambler

    i couldnt look away.
    prolly wont return to this thread.
  19. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is offline Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 4:10am) in reply to playwithfire05

    looks like your finger has internal boobies
  20. Leet8s Leet8s is offline usausausausausa

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 4:24am) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    WTF IS THAT

     
  21. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 4:27am) in reply to Leet8s

    Yikes. That's disgusting.
     
  22. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 5:28am) in reply to Camronius

    how'd you get the beans above the frank?
  23. sacaniga sacaniga is online now fake machinist

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 5:37am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    i'm trying to imagine what i would say if i fucked myself up and looked down and saw that lol, probably calmly say holy shit a few times, then the pain/reality would set in and i'd go nuts
  24. AbnormalQ AbnormalQ is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 6:24am) in reply to Leet8s

     
    Originally Posted by Leet8s View Post

    WTF IS THAT


    Reason number 2 why I am not a doctor. Shit like this tweaks me out. Forget trying to be cognizant enough to try to fix that. And LOL at the beans above the frank comment MUPP.
  25. TheFirm53 TheFirm53 is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 6:31am) in reply to AbnormalQ

    It's a reason I regret not becoming a doctor. I look at that picture and I wish I could help fix it.
  26. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 6:41am) in reply to TheFirm53

    I was debating whether or not to click the link. Thankfully some thoughtful soul embedded the damned thing and made up my mind for me. gfy
  27. ShOrTy25 ShOrTy25 is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 7:12am) in reply to userid363

    this thread had so much potential. and then so much pain.
     
  28. nbk_oli nbk_oli is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 12:51pm) in reply to ShOrTy25

    dude that looks broken..
  29. EyeKnows EyeKnows is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 12:56pm) in reply to nbk_oli

    I had decided I didn't need to see it...
  30. djg23 djg23 is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 1:38pm) in reply to EyeKnows

    that is disgusting but i couldnt help but stare at it.
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