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  1. goatmeal1 goatmeal1 is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 8:39pm)

    I'm drunk and been smashing the cash games today so I'm trying to give a lil cash out to whoever posts pics of the ugliest/funniest looking bitches you eva seen...

    top 3 ugliest ones win stakes to the $2.20 6max $2500 guaranteed here in 36 minutes. no stakeback unless you FT then we split it 50/50

    i know 2.20 is not much but..i'm a broke college kid what can ya do. LEMME SEE SOME UGLIES

    EDIT: i'll be railing you guys and cheering you on!

    1st shipped to blufhard...hahaha that 1st picture is fucking gross
    2nd shipped to dss-glo4m...the fat chick with the peace sign is clutch
    3rd shipped to UncleLeo aka DragonChased...very ugly just what i'm lookin for.
    4th bonus shipped to chewben because he likes dudes...and thats just gay

    sorry chewben, i was looking for women. unless those are women. but that looks like shaun white.
  2. blufhard blufhard is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 8:47pm) in reply to goatmeal1







  3. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 8:50pm) in reply to blufhard

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  4. DaVols DaVols is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 8:53pm) in reply to goatmeal1

  5. goatmeal1 goatmeal1 is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 8:54pm) in reply to Glo4m

    loooooool gloam whats your stars name...2.20 comin yo way. those are top notch
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  6. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 8:55pm) in reply to goatmeal1

    dss-glo4m (raleigh) thanks!
  7. blufhard blufhard is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 8:56pm) in reply to goatmeal1

    ty sir. was hoping for something to do. bored and staring at nothing in kansas. You want 50/50 on min cashes on up. And 50/50 plus the stake when i final table right?
  8. goatmeal1 goatmeal1 is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:00pm) in reply to blufhard

    na don't worry bout anything unless you FT...50/50 on any FT winnings. best of luck guys!! still looking for 1 more ugly woman lover (i'm lining them up for WAR)
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  9. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:01pm) in reply to goatmeal1

    regged and ready to go, thanks and gl to the others!
  10. chewben chewben is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:03pm) in reply to blufhard







    j-sal23 on stars
  11. blufhard blufhard is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:04pm) in reply to goatmeal1

    Sounds good. tks again. Gl glo4m and whoever the 3rd runner ends up being.
  12. UncleLeo UncleLeo is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:05pm) in reply to chewben



    yum, a staple of ugliness
  13. chewben chewben is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:11pm) in reply to UncleLeo

    man i lose to out to the 1st person that searches "ugly chicks" on google and gets the 1st picture. whack
  14. UncleLeo UncleLeo is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:11pm) in reply to UncleLeo

    thx mang heres the complete opposite of what ur lookin for
  15. chewben chewben is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:11pm) in reply to goatmeal1

    u wanted a laugh bro, thats why i included shaun white lol .
  16. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:12pm) in reply to chewben

    lool i cant stop, too funny

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:14pm) in reply to chewben

    hey chew, why don't you stop being such a fagot
  18. goatmeal1 goatmeal1 is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:15pm) in reply to Glo4m

    you know what chewben. im sendin you one too. LETS GOOOO
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  19. chewben chewben is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:16pm) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    hey chew, why don't you stop being such a fagot

    little bitter on my part. guess ill have to take it down
  20. blufhard blufhard is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:17pm) in reply to UncleLeo

    If only we could guarantee that is what this chicks face looks like leo. Im almost afraid to ever see her face for fear it would ruin my feelings on this perfect picture.

  21. goatmeal1 goatmeal1 is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:19pm) in reply to blufhard

     
    Originally Posted by blufhard View Post


    If only we could guarantee that is what this chicks face looks like leo. Im almost afraid to ever see her face for fear it would ruin my feelings on this perfect picture.

    i'd make out with the chick in your first pic if i could simply eat raw hamburger meat out of her asscrack
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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:24pm) in reply to goatmeal1

    mother fucker.. 88 vs JJ on a 672 board meh
  23. blufhard blufhard is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:29pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Not that everybody really cares about post counts. But I find it pretty damn funny that Glo4m's 3000th post was of a bitch that possibly weighs 3k lbs. And ya goatmeal, wouldn't hurt my feelings at all to bury my face in that. What an epic pic imo.
  24. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:30pm) in reply to blufhard

     
    Originally Posted by blufhard View Post

    Not that everybody really cares about post counts. But I find it pretty damn funny that Glo4m's 3000th post was of a bitch that possibly weighs 3k lbs. And ya goatmeal, wouldn't hurt my feelings at all to bury my face in that. What an epic pic imo.

    yeah i thought it was 2999 but i fail lol. gonna have to give out some steaks of my own tonight prolly
  25. chewben chewben is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:31pm) in reply to Glo4m

    im gonna win this ish
  26. blufhard blufhard is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:44pm) in reply to goatmeal1

    Thanks for the heads up glo4m. maybe i can weazle out another one from you too. lol
  27. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 9:46pm) in reply to blufhard

    lol keep a lookout, i may do it later tonight or tomorrow if im too tired.
  28. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 10:14pm) in reply to Glo4m

    sigh

    pokerstars Game #31641911054: Tournament #185961253, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/08/14 22:11:19 ET
    Table '185961253 75' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: Waiting L Vg (820 in chips)
    Seat 2: dss-glo4m (3790 in chips)
    Seat 3: georgino7 (3255 in chips)
    Seat 4: aiaiYoda (3455 in chips)
    Seat 5: ACM / SCB (4485 in chips)
    Seat 6: Gustavo0o0 (8185 in chips)
    aiaiYoda: posts small blind 50
    ACM / SCB: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to dss-glo4m [As Qd]
    Gustavo0o0: folds
    Waiting L Vg: raises 200 to 300
    dss-glo4m: raises 500 to 800
    georgino7: folds
    aiaiYoda: calls 750
    ACM / SCB: folds
    Waiting L Vg: raises 20 to 820 and is all-in
    dss-glo4m: calls 20
    aiaiYoda: calls 20
    *** FLOP *** [Qh 9c 7c]
    aiaiYoda: checks
    dss-glo4m: bets 1100
    aiaiYoda: raises 1535 to 2635 and is all-in
    dss-glo4m: calls 1535
    Waiting L Vg said, "GG"
    *** TURN *** [Qh 9c 7c] [9d]
    *** RIVER *** [Qh 9c 7c 9d] [4c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    aiaiYoda: shows [Tc Qc] (a flush, Queen high)
    dss-glo4m: shows [As Qd] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
    aiaiYoda collected 5270 from side pot
    Waiting L Vg: shows [Jh Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
    aiaiYoda collected 2560 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 7830 Main pot 2560. Side pot 5270. | Rake 0
    Board [Qh 9c 7c 9d 4c]
    Seat 1: Waiting L Vg showed [Jh Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
    Seat 2: dss-glo4m showed [As Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
    Seat 3: georgino7 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: aiaiYoda (small blind) showed [Tc Qc] and won (7830) with a flush, Queen high
    Seat 5: ACM / SCB (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: Gustavo0o0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  29. blufhard blufhard is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2009 (8/14/2009 10:31pm) in reply to goatmeal1

    sorry goat. should have led out on that flop w/ a pot sized bet. didnt mind getting it in there but feel i played it awful. thanks again.
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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 10:54am) in reply to DaVols

     
    Originally Posted by DaVols View Post

    This stakeaments is obv rigged because this should have won hands down imo!
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