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I'm going to offer you $3 million for three years work...

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  1. rocksockyea rocksockyea is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 12:41pm)

    Heard this idea on Ron & Fez an hour ago and thought it was pretty interesting.

    I'm going to offer you $3 million for three years work and your only job is to drink. How much alcohol will you drink on a daily basis for $3 million after three years? If you mess up one even just once, you forfeit all the money.
  2. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 12:43pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    I need to know how much a liver is worth before I make my decision.
  3. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 12:43pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    three beers daily. bottled. my choice what kind of beer.

    I will take it in check form, I am fine with that. I can also learn to take Visa if that is necessary
  4. TheFirm53 TheFirm53 is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 12:44pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    PM Andre the Giant
  5. Schlik20 Schlik20 is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 12:44pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    well, who is paying for said alcohol? and I would need $ for everyday living during the 3 years. So....
  6. kwoods kwoods is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 12:45pm) in reply to Schlik20

    I drink everyday so bring it on
  7. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 12:45pm) in reply to Schlik20

    10,000 beers
  8. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 12:49pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    Considering that's all you have to do, I don't think it's that big a deal. I'm sure you can work out an agreement of up to a 12 pack a day no problem.
  9. RJA87 RJA87 is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 12:50pm) in reply to jtown1010

    I'd drink til I puked every day as long as I wasn't paying for it, plus you need money to live for the 3 years...I see no downside to this, if you're worried about your liver just don't drink again after the 3 years can't be worse than the people who get drunk every day for their entire lives.
  10. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 12:54pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    I'm almost positive I would die.
  11. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:00pm) in reply to Hateflops

    I dont think i could make it three years at more than a 6er a day. I mean i get wasted sometimes but i def dont drink EVERYDAY. seems like 6570 beers would be hard enough (6 a day, yeah i used the calculator on my desk so what bitches)
  12. sonieme sonieme is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:03pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I don't think so.
  13. TomPrefontaine TomPrefontaine is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:03pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    I would have to get like 1 million right away so I could party every day with it. And because I'd be partying everyday the drinking would take care of itself. I'd become an alcoholic for 3 years... easily 12+/day wouldn't be a problem.
  14. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:07pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    I dont get the ? is it like name that tune where people keep rasing the bid untill someone says they cant drink that much?

    cause Ill take a nice glass of red wine with dinner everyday and ship the 3 million plz
  15. MattyDaCobra MattyDaCobra is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:09pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    I averaged 2 bottles of wine a day for 45 days straight last fall and damn near died.
     
  16. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:16pm) in reply to MattyDaCobra

    I would say 4 to be safe

    and if they were really busting my nuts i'd go with 6

    and i drink a tonne
  17. rocksockyea rocksockyea is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:17pm) in reply to tommpat2000

     
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    I dont get the ? is it like name that tune where people keep rasing the bid untill someone says they cant drink that much?

    cause Ill take a nice glass of red wine with dinner everyday and ship the 3 million plz

    yeah thats pretty much the deal. silent auction type thing.

    i think the stipulation is that you'd get paid as you go, but if you slip up, you have to pay it back.
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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:19pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    This would be incredibly painful. I mean 98% of the time drinking like 6 beers a day would be easy, but just take that one day that you have like the swine flu. 6 beers would be almost impossible to drink and a miserable experience.
  19. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:20pm) in reply to rocksockyea

     
    Originally Posted by rocksockyea View Post

     
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    I dont get the ? is it like name that tune where people keep rasing the bid untill someone says they cant drink that much?

    cause Ill take a nice glass of red wine with dinner everyday and ship the 3 million plz

    yeah thats pretty much the deal. silent auction type thing.

    i think the stipulation is that you'd get paid as you go, but if you slip up, you have to pay it back.

    If thats the case i wouldnt even bid, people already do more than I could, and they do it for free. Plus id end up in detox and would miss a day or two there
  20. zspokerpink zspokerpink is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:23pm) in reply to tommpat2000

    My friend and I did a 100 day challenge of drinking. After we completed it, the withdrawals were sickening.

    I was sick for a few days, wanting beer/liquor badly etc...
  21. TomPrefontaine TomPrefontaine is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 1:47pm) in reply to zspokerpink

     
    Originally Posted by zspokerpink View Post


    My friend and I did a 100 day challenge of drinking. After we completed it, the withdrawals were sickening.

    I was sick for a few days, wanting beer/liquor badly etc...

    good use of free time IMO, lol
  22. I_Blade_U I_Blade_U is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 2:16pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    id say ur a liar and show me the money and then rob u
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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 2:27pm) in reply to Hateflops

     
    Originally Posted by Hateflops View Post

    I'm positive I would die.

    FYP, ditto...can my family members have it after I die??
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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 2:29pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    I think anything over like 3 beers is suicide.
  25. H@BB@KUK H@BB@KUK is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 2:34pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    i could drink a 6-12 beers a day no problem. I would like to know the possible health problems of consuming that much beer, i would no way do any liquor. im also bigger than the average human
  26. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2009 (8/5/2009 2:57pm) in reply to rocksockyea

    I could prolly do 2-6 a day, could do 6 per day a few times but not everyday,
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