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She's been living in Paris the last couple years dating some dude and she just broke up with him. I'm in France right now and I'm going to Paris tomorrow for a couple days. I told her at the beginning of the trip that I was coming through Paris and should meet up. She said of course. That was a couple weeks ago and we hadn't talked since. She broke up with that guy the other day and this is the FB convo we had today:
I used to hit on her all the time in high school and she was receptive. She'd blush and all that. She loved me, didn't care if I got wasted in her class when I was her aide. Obv didn't get it in in high school but I always got some vibes from her that if I was 21 at the time she'd probably fuck me.
Anyway, I should see her in Paris tomorrow and hopefully I'll have a story for you.
A couple pics:
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kidrockin
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1/10
Edited By: smokerock247 Feb 5th, 2012 at 08:50 PM
wouldnt bang
gl tho
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dude. you are a god.
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She looks like she needs some after shave in the first pic, otherwise wp
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Gl bro I'm rooting for you
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JPitt09
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man that story was pretty exciting until you posted pics. should pics actually be left out sometimes?
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ThisOriginally Posted by winwin07
I had to reread that title like 4 times before deciding it really meant what I thought it meant. GL I guess
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waits patiently to see if this a level...
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get her a present, deodorant will do
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nasty man code is very clear when it comes to past Forbidden Fruit. if it still breathes it must be slain. high school teacher. very high on the list of things to do. you have to nail her so good she poops her self. she will put you in her facebook and brag, so you nail the rest of the covey! think son think!
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Wretchy
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I think its a no brainer considering she was your teacher.
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Chemistry teacher too brainy go for the home economics teacher and she'll bake you brownies afterwards
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i used to be a fan of cougars but once you hit 50, most of the potential cougars are living in nursing homes
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Welcome to the dirty old man club my friend!
Originally Posted by saxman
i used to be a fan of cougars but once you hit 50, most of the potential cougars are living in nursing homes
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DBo Fo Sho
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looks like she'd be a whack stage 5 clinger after
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kidrockin
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Edited By: kidrockin Feb 5th, 2012 at 09:09 PMWell then youd like the fact that I witnessed my two buddies fuck our 7th grade teacher when we were 19. All the while she had a full size mag light in her ass.Originally Posted by nastysmell
nasty man code is very clear when it comes to past Forbidden Fruit. if it still breathes it must be slain. high school teacher. very high on the list of things to do. you have to nail her so good she poops her self. she will put you in her facebook and brag, so you nail the rest of the covey! think son think!
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Hit it, then delete her from Facebook, change your cell #...sfobv
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i thought the first picture was you on the right and her on the left :(
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stellar.Originally Posted by setherson2
0 level. I pull some top-knotch pussy but if you all think I have standards where I'm going to turn down pussy from her, especially when it'll make a good story. Nahhhh.
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HS teacher is a must hit. Get some, son.
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