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Im recording all my farts on my iphone from now on.

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  1. jfiiue4 jfiiue4 is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 4:01pm)

    I cant be the only one who's though of doing this. I can play them all back as well in my ipod deck in my car. It impresses the ladies. My ex says im immature but I think im just really clever.
    Edited By: jfiiue4 Jun 19th, 2011 at 04:02 PM
  2. sellittojohn sellittojohn is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 4:08pm) in reply to jfiiue4

    Im sorry sir, this website is for men and women ages 18 and over, come back in 11 years when you meet this.
  3. Reech Reech is online now around

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 4:31pm) in reply to jfiiue4

     
    Originally Posted by jfiiue4 View Post

    It impresses the ladies. My ex says

    clearly working
  4. DonkDon DonkDon is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 4:38pm) in reply to Reech

    Everyone hates you OP.
  5. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 4:39pm) in reply to DonkDon

    think about that the next time you talk into that phone fart eater. however, i love the idea and plan to put it to practice when i borrow my ex's phone
  6. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 4:44pm) in reply to nastysmell

    Dude
  7. edwardt1988 edwardt1988 is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 5:07pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    Make sure you get the iphone in there. Doing it over the pants is cheating
  8. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 5:16pm) in reply to edwardt1988

    I confess...

    farts are still funny to me..

    now I got a 4 month old rippin em and making me laugh so hard and she has no clue why YET.

    record away young flatulent apprentice.
  9. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 5:18pm) in reply to Sandman_Good

    thats busch league dude

    record yourself taking a shit, amateur
  10. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 5:39pm) in reply to Lameass_

    ummm, you put your ass and face to that phone lol
  11. GrenadierB GrenadierB is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 6:12pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    maybe his farts smell like roses
  12. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 6:19pm) in reply to GrenadierB

    I had a friend in highschool who took a Poloroid of every dump and put the picture in an album by the toilet with some bullet points about what he ate since the last dump. He got a girl to puke after looking at the album once.
  13. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 7:07pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

     
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    I had a friend in highschool who took a Poloroid of every dump and put the picture in an album by the toilet with some bullet points about what he ate since the last dump. He got a girl to puke after looking at the album once.

    now THIS is funny
  14. Slinky252 Slinky252 is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 10:08pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Your iphone Stinks !!
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