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  1. XNASTYNATEX XNASTYNATEX is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 6:19am)

    This is the picture on the front of CNN right now, apparantly it's news because the guy in the back is stealing from the family in the foreground. What made me laugh however was the daughter bragging about the size of her dads dong.
  2. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 6:23am) in reply to XNASTYNATEX

    What do you get when you stick a knife in an eight year old girl?

    I dunno about you, but I get an erection.
    Edited By: Autolobotomist Aug 25th, 2010 at 06:24 AM
  3. acp acp is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 6:29am) in reply to Autolobotomist

    Daddy, Daddy! What is a pedophile?

    Shut up son and keep licking my balls.
  4. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 6:36am) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    Daddy, Daddy! What is a pedophile?

    Shut up son and keep licking my balls.

    Fail.
  5. acp acp is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 6:39am) in reply to NechitaCC

    yah, I went through 2 pages on a site dedicated to pedophile jokes and that was the best
  6. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 7:16am) in reply to acp

    "Pedophile? PEDOPHILE? That's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."
  7. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 7:23am) in reply to userid363

    How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
  8. sacaniga sacaniga is online now fake machinist

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 10:09am) in reply to Autolobotomist

     
    Originally Posted by Autolobotomist View Post

    How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

    lol
  9. toddytheboy toddytheboy is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 12:16pm) in reply to sacaniga

    im sweating like a paedophile in a pre-school
     
  10. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 12:31pm) in reply to toddytheboy

    What's the best thing about an 8 yr old girl in the shower?? You can slick he hair back to look like an 8 yr old boy.

    How do u make an 8 yr old cry twice?? Wipe yur bloody dick off on her favorite Teddy bear
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