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insomnia, wtf

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  1. ashesofheroes ashesofheroes is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 4:45am)

    just laid in bed for about 2 hours trying to go to sleep...

    i can't fucking sleep, wtf

    i need something to cure insomnia....

    and dont mention, weed... because im out and i dont get anymore for a few days
  2. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 4:52am) in reply to ashesofheroes

    As your attourney, I advise you to purchase a large amount of marijuana immediately.
  3. 3kingme3 3kingme3 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 4:52am) in reply to ashesofheroes

    i feel yo pain brotha
  4. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 4:56am) in reply to ashesofheroes

    Rub one out.
  5. OGPokerman OGPokerman is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 4:56am) in reply to 3kingme3

    punch yourslef in the head really really hard...i mean fuckin hard. None of that pussy shit. Dont punch in the temple or back of the head. But seriously. Full on swing man....thank me later...i know i know...word up man...take care
     
  6. HaightMeNow HaightMeNow is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 4:57am) in reply to ashesofheroes

    Put pillow over head
    Breathe deep
    Out like a light
  7. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 5:02am) in reply to HaightMeNow

    take some benadryl.
  8. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 5:03am) in reply to MissBecky

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(1): insomnia, wtf
    by bfactor on 3/5/2008 04:52 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>As your attourney, I advise you to purchase a large amount of marijuana immediately. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
  9. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 5:03am) in reply to MissBecky

    HAHA, did you actually click the link in the wowswift thread?
  10. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 5:04am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    yes sir. :)
  11. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 5:04am) in reply to MissBecky

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  12. 7DeLuX 7DeLuX is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 5:15am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    geez i know this feeling..you sit in bed thinking about stupid shit thats bothering u and eventually (2 hrs is usually way longer then i can take it) you get up and say fuck it..and come browse through the 5s ot..standard procedure looks like ull have to wait til you restock..otherwise gg sleep for a lil
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  13. Arizona Bay Arizona Bay is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 5:33am) in reply to 7DeLuX

    Just watch early morning tv for about 10 minutes. Side affect: If you don't pass out you will assuredly stab yourself in the face with the closest sharp object.
  14. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 5:36am) in reply to ashesofheroes

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    by bfactor on 3/5/2008 05:03 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(1): insomnia, wtf
    by bfactor on 3/5/2008 04:52 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>As your attourney, I advise you to purchase a large amount of marijuana immediately. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
  15. sosa2004 sosa2004 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 6:11am) in reply to bfactor

    fear and loathing in las vegas right

    weird movie
  16. Pockettrees Pockettrees is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 6:14am) in reply to sosa2004

    In the same boat, cept mine contains a 160 lb mastiff sleepin in mine.
  17. OGPokerman OGPokerman is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 6:18am) in reply to Pockettrees

    PICKS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. Pockettrees Pockettrees is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 6:38am) in reply to OGPokerman

    For OG...

  19. OGPokerman OGPokerman is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 6:39am) in reply to Pockettrees

    lol thats an awesome pic....cool dog.....ty
     
  20. Pockettrees Pockettrees is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 6:40am) in reply to Pockettrees

    NP..Gnite, goodmorning, w/e NEed sleep
  21. OGPokerman OGPokerman is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 6:46am) in reply to Pockettrees



    he used to sleep back to back with me. And man. I slept like a rock and had insomnia after he was gone. His snoring used to put me right out. Sometimes we would be back to back and i would wake up in the middle of the night with him propt up pause tucked against my back after he adjusted himself by rolling over and leaning on me..lol...
    othertimes when not back to back, i would have to move him if he got there first. He'd lay in the middle of the bed! He would snarl at me everytime like "how dare you move me".lol gn
     
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