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Interesting Bathroom/Urinal Rule Situation *RESULTS?*

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  1. lvlatt1 lvlatt1 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:54am)

    So I go into a bathroom at school, and am presented with the following issue. 4 Urinals- 3 Normal Sized ones, 1 of the midget ones generally for little kids.

    The three normal ones were right next to each other, with the midget one being to the right. Their was one guy taking a piss, obviously at the middle normal one.

    So do I, a. Go to his immediate left right, b. Use the midget one, c. Bitch out and use a stall?
  2. Skywalker18 Skywalker18 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:56am) in reply to lvlatt1

    no reason to use the midget one, it aint ur fault he's a schlub that doesn't know men's room etiquette.
  3. BlufferChic BlufferChic is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:56am) in reply to lvlatt1

    i am so glad i am a girl

    urinals are teh gross
     
  4. junsie junsie is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:56am) in reply to lvlatt1

    I like to maintain a 1 urinal rule if possible so I'd go midget one, but he's a little weird for going middle urinal instead of the left one
  5. Cortz Cortz is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:57am) in reply to lvlatt1

    id use the stall but im wierd
  6. mozzer mozzer is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:57am) in reply to lvlatt1

    I'd prob go with the midget one.

    <span>PM BGX for more info.</span>
  7. computerb computerb is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:57am) in reply to lvlatt1

    Use the normal one on his right. If he gives you any shit about how small you are bring out the haymaker.
  8. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:58am) in reply to Cortz

    I have a urinal in one of the bathrooms in my house. Baller
  9. CrownMyCoke CrownMyCoke is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:58am) in reply to lvlatt1

    Repost but well worth the look.

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  10. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:59am) in reply to CrownMyCoke

    BTW don't get too down on the stall. I like to go in there everyonce in awhile and make sure I don't have any butt butter or sweat going on.
  11. junsie junsie is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:59am) in reply to ihaterats

    how is that with cleaning it and the smell?
  12. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 11:59am) in reply to computerb

    Just use the one right next to him and pee on his shoes.
  13. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 12:00pm) in reply to junsie

    well it doesn't get a high volume of traffic so it's not too bad
  14. cdmalgee cdmalgee is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 12:01pm) in reply to lvlatt1

    stall (presumably without a turd or other equivalent disgustingness) > midget urinal

    backsplash on the knees/shins is -EV
  15. DJam21 DJam21 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 12:14pm) in reply to cdmalgee

    ^Exactly. That's why I'm a stall man normally. No splashback.

    And I get horrible bladder shyness, lol. Seriously, it's like a medical condition or something.
  16. junsie junsie is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 12:17pm) in reply to DJam21

    what do you do if there is just a trough at a bar, seen this at Clemson when i went down there
  17. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 12:22pm) in reply to junsie

    Have a splashfight with the other patrons.
  18. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 12:26pm) in reply to lvlatt1

    Either start pissing on the floor and tell him, "you understand why you don't take the middle urinal now motherfucker?" OR Grab him by his waist and move him over to the midget urinal and then choose the appropriate urinal.

    Best of luck to you and your endeavours.
  19. Surly Surly is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 12:32pm) in reply to lvlatt1

    It depends how reflective the floors are, obviously.
  20. lvlatt1 lvlatt1 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 12:38pm) in reply to computerb

    I go to a UC school, so guy was azian obv. Doubtful anyone will be telling me how small I am
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  21. jeremy w jeremy w is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 1:49pm) in reply to lvlatt1

    one thing thats always bothered me... how come EVERY bathroom doesnt have dividers between urinals? Are people seriously THAT cheap they cant splurge $20 for a piece of wood or metal to clearly indicated two SEPERATE spaces? Ive had to piss in bathrooms before with no dividers and urinals so close your practically touching elbows with the guy next to you. Not comfortable at all...

    I BEG YOU bathroom designers of america, USE THE DIVIDERS!
  22. lvlatt1 lvlatt1 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 1:50pm) in reply to jeremy w

    Also possibility of spray is quite disconcerting
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  23. skeeze666 skeeze666 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 2:34pm) in reply to lvlatt1

    This is an automatic stall

    /thread
  24. Skywalker18 Skywalker18 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 2:40pm) in reply to BlufferChic

    yeah, sitting on dirty ass toilets that you hafta cover with TP >>>>> standing and taking a whiz without touching anything (and not flushing)
  25. gosalukis83 gosalukis83 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 2:44pm) in reply to skeeze666

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  26. FLB-PUNKER FLB-PUNKER is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 2:44pm) in reply to BlufferChic

    I Dont want to trade though for pregnancy and menstruation
  27. Matt Tobin Matt Tobin is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 3:55pm) in reply to Surly

    Sink
  28. rumpunch rumpunch is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 4:23pm) in reply to lvlatt1

    I would probably use the same urinal he was using. Also, I'd make sure to fart.
  29. CUPCAKE JOE CUPCAKE JOE is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 5:11pm) in reply to Matt Tobin

    Midgets prefer to be called little people!!!
  30. rumpunch rumpunch is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2008 (3/3/2008 5:17pm) in reply to CUPCAKE JOE

    I am actually 1/2 midget on my mother's side. The other 1/2 is Eskimo.
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