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So there was about 5 of us guys sitting on my patio yesterday drinking. My one buddy (Mike) proceeds to tell us that he's a couple days away from being evicted if he cannot come up with a months rent money ($500) I guess he hasn't paid rent in 2 months and they're finally gonna give him the boot.
So Mike was all upset and pissed off that he was gonna have to move back home w/ his parents. His g/f of 3 yrs has been living w/ him. We then started brainstorming quick stupid ways he can make money. Nothing was really reasonable and then after a few more drinks my other buddy (John) gets on the topic of jerking off somehow.
John proceeds to tell Mike that he will give him the $500 rent money for the month if the next time we are at his girlfriends house partying and her mom is home (sheer definition of a MILF) if he purposely gets caught jerking off on her bed when she walks into the room while sniffing her panties.
John makes up a number of different guidelines that Mike has to follow in order to earn the $500.
-We all normally gather in her living room/or backyard and drink then occasionally the MILF dips off into her room to use the washroom etc.
-Prior to that time Mike has to sneak into her room and steal a pair of her panties
-Get butt naked on her bed
-Begin Jerk Session
-Crack the door so we can verify that he actually did it when we follow behind her on her way to her room
This will possibly be the highlight of my life seeing one of my buddies getting caught by his g/f's mom jerking off butt naked in her bed sniffing her panties and we all get to see the reaction on her face.
The best part is it is all going to happen tonight b/c she is having a 4th of July party at her house. He claimed sober 20 mins ago that he will follow thru tonight.
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
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pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!
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umm...ill pass on pics and vids but will take an after story...homo above me
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this has potential to be epic!
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lol (at H@BB) no fucking way I'd do this..go on craigslist and whore yourself out or make a 500$ jacking off video to sell to somebody.Originally Posted by H@BB@KUK
umm...ill pass on pics and vids but will take an after story...homo above me
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gheyOriginally Posted by patthecat35
pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!
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Joined: Aug 07Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 4:28pm) in reply to DoubleUp28
if you wanna see your friend naked, just come out and ask him. this seems like a lil too much trouble to go through
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First off...pics of MILF and g/f....second, is he not serious about the g/f? I'm assuming doing something like this for $500 will surely ruin the relationship he has with the g/f and her mom.
Doesn't seem like a worthwhile deal tbh, unless he just doesn't give a shit about the girl. -
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Yeah I don't think I really wanna see him in the act but the reaction will be fucking priceless.
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Yeah, we're gonna need pics of the girlfriend and the mom...
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Yep, his relationship with his gf is over.
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You should offer double or nothing if he holds some of her dad's underwear up to his nose, too.
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Originally Posted by quietwinner
pretty epic imo
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OMG this has so much flippin potential
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this could be epic
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i'm in it for the comedy cuz, and the off chance the MILF helps him finish..Originally Posted by Ditka88
gheyOriginally Posted by patthecat35
pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!
OH NO H@BB i saw penix!!
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easy killer, just a bit of minor ribbing.Originally Posted by patthecat35
i'm in it for the comedy cuz, and the off chance the MILF helps him finish..Originally Posted by Ditka88
gheyOriginally Posted by patthecat35
pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!
OH NO H@BB i saw penix!!
fuckin losers -
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since reality is so similar to porno heres what will happen:
1. friend is jacking it to gfs mom's panties
2. said MILF walks in and begins stroking his cock
3. BJ ensues
4. Hardcore fucking begins
5. GF walks in shocked
6. Mother and daughter get it on
7. Friend proceeds to fuck both GF and her mom -
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Sick brag of being able to get your friend to do anything for money...
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sweet profile pics budOriginally Posted by patthecat35
i'm in it for the comedy cuz, and the off chance the MILF helps him finish..Originally Posted by Ditka88
gheyOriginally Posted by patthecat35
pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!
OH NO H@BB i saw penix!!
fuckin losers
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Originally Posted by patthecat35
pics!! vids!! hide a cam phone in said room... get it done kid, one time!
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plz update on wut happens + mom's/GF's reactions - im bookmarking this thread for tommorow!!!!
should be freakin hilarious -
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dont blow it for him. if porn serves me right, most milf fantasies start with getting caught jerking off.
anyways though, you'd have to pay me a lot more money to do this. or, if i was way more of a deviant, obviously i'd do it for free -
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if she doesn't have a shotgun owning father around, and you're trying to get out of the relationship, why not make $500 in the meantime.
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