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It's a bad day for rodents here...**Graphic**

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  1. DeadStock DeadStock is offline

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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 2:59pm)

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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:03pm) in reply to DeadStock

    Dammit.
  3. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:04pm) in reply to Braaak

    take my man card if you must, but i can't watch
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:06pm) in reply to DeadStock

    sick soundtrack
  5. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:09pm) in reply to Braaak

    yikes poor rodents
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:10pm) in reply to DeadStock

    ok ok..1:57 got me pretty good.....far as I could go.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:10pm) in reply to DeadStock

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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:22pm) in reply to nastysmell

    ohhhhhhh...2:49! ohhhhhh goes after the half a swimming rat like it's gonna get away!
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:25pm) in reply to nastysmell

    I thought "graphic" meant there was going to be a graph depicitng the decline of the US rodent population.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:26pm) in reply to DeadStock

    Hate you
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:29pm) in reply to nastysmell

    Brutal
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:31pm) in reply to DeadStock

    The clamp and claw skin removal technique is money.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 3:34pm) in reply to DeadStock

    that claw got some power to it
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 4:47pm) in reply to DeadStock

    yikes
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 5:34pm) in reply to smheilbron

    Vicious. I would imagine bear vs. human would look remarkably similar. One swipe and your head flies off lol.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 5:43pm) in reply to DeadStock

     1
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 5:45pm) in reply to shanetrain22

  18. Lenny Lenny is offline lail henny!

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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 6:16pm) in reply to DeadStock

    How many pet rats do you think it would take to kill a snapping turtle?

    Snapping Turtle is on Dry land.

    Can it be done?

    Easier/Harder than humans killing a full grown male lion?
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 6:18pm) in reply to DeadStock

    Thank you.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 6:42pm) in reply to Lenny

    I'm thinking the number is pretty infinite, Lenny. If you piled rats on top of a snapping turtle, my guess is the snapping turtle eventually emerges victorious. It would just tuck itself away and slowly destroyed any/every rat that got too close to the business end of him, and if any of them started gnawing on his legs, I would think those claws would stop that as well.

    Harder than humans killing the lion (I assume completely weapons/tools free), with no difference in physical advantage - the only difference being that we can communicate our goals.

    I was expecting that video to be rough to watch, but I enjoyed it. Only slightly more vicious than most fish strikes, imo.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 6:48pm) in reply to cdmalgee

    I agree, I think the turtle's natural armor gives it a huge advantage, that's why I put it on dry land. I think against pet rats, or "prats" as I call them the number might be essentially infinite as I think the vast majority of them would choose flight over fight, thus sending them into the walls (contained area, but not as small as that aquarium) until the turtle felt like dispatching them.

    Now if they were wild sewer rats... I give it to the rats, but it would take a bunch, like maybe 30+. I think put in that situation enough would choose fight and the turtle just couldn't kill quickly enough to avoid serious bleeding from the legs and possibly get one chewing through head/neck.

    I don't think a snapping turtle has full airtight box-turtle style defense, but I could be wrong.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 6:49pm) in reply to tdk

     
    Originally Posted by tdk View Post

    sick soundtrack

    lol exactly what i was thinking...so perfect...

    FUCK RODENTS!! that turtle is AWESOME!
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 6:51pm) in reply to Lenny

     
    Originally Posted by Lenny View Post

    I don't think a snapping turtle has full airtight box-turtle style defense, but I could be wrong.

    lol great line...
  24. Lenny Lenny is offline lail henny!

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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 6:51pm) in reply to cdmalgee

    humans is weapons tools free obv. There was a big thread where bfactor was basically claiming the lion was a perfect killing machine that could tear through 300+ humans, and I argued if you took a group of humans who saw that their only choice (enclosed area) was to work together to kill the lion or die, they could do enough damage to kill the lion and have a few survive.

    I put the equilibrium at somewhere around 10-15 humans (average) and went so far as to say that 3-4 highly trained martial artists could kill a lion bare handed.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 6:54pm) in reply to nastysmell

     
    Originally Posted by nastysmell View Post

    ohhhhhhh...2:49! ohhhhhh goes after the half a swimming rat like it's gonna get away!

    that was tight.

    i lol'd @ the turtle spitting the mouse back up and then biting it again.
  26. Lenny Lenny is offline lail henny!

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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 6:57pm) in reply to watson5j

    Snapping Turtles have large heads which cannot be withdrawn into the small shell. They rely on their strong jaws for defense and can bite hard if disturbed.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 7:47pm) in reply to Lenny

     
    Originally Posted by Lenny View Post

    I put the equilibrium at somewhere around 10-15 humans (average) and went so far as to say that 3-4 highly trained martial artists could kill a lion bare handed.

    10-15 seems about right - 3-4 highly trained martial artists is crazier than your political beliefs. You have to understand that any skill level group of humans is going to need to use at least 1-2 team members as chew toys.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 7:53pm) in reply to cdmalgee

     
    Originally Posted by cdmalgee View Post


    10-15 seems about right - 3-4 highly trained martial artists is crazier than your political beliefs. You have to understand that any skill level group of humans is going to need to use at least 1-2 team members as chew toys.

    You have to remember that lions don't have very much energy/stamina. You can tire out a lion fairly easily.
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 8:22pm) in reply to Skyroller

     
    Originally Posted by Skyroller View Post

    You have to remember that lions don't have very much energy/stamina. You can tire out a lion fairly easily.

    you been fucking lions?

    jk - I still don't see any less than 10 taking one out - especially if it knows its life is in danger...
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    Mar 7th, 2010 (3/7/2010 8:42pm) in reply to cdmalgee

    I really realllllllllllllllllllllllly feel sorry for feeder rats. they are some of the nicest and sweetest pets you could ask for if you treat them right and 99.99% of them get fed to some other pet that is usually a asshole(snake,turtle,etc..).

    said it before I'd rank my pets

    1)dogs
    2)rats
    3)cats
    4)ferrets
    5)gerbils
    6)hamsters
    7)cockatiel................
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    ...............................
    8)tokay gecko(fuck that thing....what a monster)
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