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Will shave your back while eating Cheerios.
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is there
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supports everything you do with 100% conviction
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bronze: licks pb off your nuts
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Lollllllllll! Ftr there's an awkward public service message here that has two bromancers sitting in a bathroom doing this. I still have no idea what the ad is for but I think it's about proper mental health, maybe. Creeps me the fuck out. I'll look for a clip.
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cuts hair.
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makes you look attractive by comparison.
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Has a roommate who is a webcam model
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Brings you $8 worth of vegetables and melon maybe once a year
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sacaniga
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Originally Posted by norcaljeff
Brings you $8 worth of vegetables and melon maybe once a year
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loooooolOriginally Posted by norcaljeff
Brings you $8 worth of vegetables and melon maybe once a year
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whoOriginally Posted by Hughes4
has a 15 year old sister
I agreeOriginally Posted by Hughes4
likes to experiment.
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Watermelons alone are 5.99 here. Cucumbers are .99 (I already ate one prior to that picture too). No idea what peppers and zucchini are. Corn is probation cheap I'll grant that. Melons got to be what like 2.50? So we are talking like at least $11 worth of goods here AND free delivery so nice exaggeration now you look dumb
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I have a buddy who has access to alot of sports events in TO and that is fucking amazing
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Originally Posted by coolhandkev
Watermelons alone are 5.99 here. Cucumbers are .99 (I already ate one prior to that picture too). No idea what peppers and zucchini are. Corn is probation cheap I'll grant that. Melons got to be what like 2.50? So we are talking like at least $11 worth of goods here AND free delivery so nice exaggeration now you look dumb
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Looool Due to the strength of the last sentence I hearby apologize profusely. It was a cheap (no pun intended) shot, and I was wrong. That shit looks delicious fwiwOriginally Posted by coolhandkev
Watermelons alone are 5.99 here. Cucumbers are .99 (I already ate one prior to that picture too). No idea what peppers and zucchini are. Corn is probation cheap I'll grant that. Melons got to be what like 2.50? So we are talking like at least $11 worth of goods here AND free delivery so nice exaggeration now you look dumb
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Mr Galt
sister-in-law's a ho
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likes to go strip clubbing and insists on picking up the tab.
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