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  1. art thou perturbed, brethren?
     
  2. When people insist on backing into a parking spot. There could be 5 cars waiting to get by but they have to pull up and back 4 times to back in straight. And when I say people I of course mean the blacks.
  3. People who have absolutely no idea how roundabouts work. It's not that fucking difficult but someone almost gets hit practically everyday at the one by my house.
     
  4.  
    Originally Posted by kmc28 View Post

    people stopping when trying to merge onto the interstate tilts the fuck out of me. keep driving in the merge lane and then change lanes. don't fucking stop like an asshole.

    so this...I fucking yell everytime, I can guarantee my daughter will never do this after all the times she has seen me yelling at them...lol
  5. I hate when people don't "get the physics of driving" and back out into the street all wrong and have to stop until their dad pulls it back in for him.
  6. If they would just pass a law forbidding drivers with breasts and vaginas from ever getting behind the wheel of a car, I think 99% of the problems associated with retarded driving would disappear virtually over night.
  7.  
    Originally Posted by 2Slick4u View Post

    If they would just pass a law forbidding drivers with breasts and vaginas from ever getting behind the wheel of a car, I think 99% of the problems associated with retarded driving would disappear virtually over night.

     
  8. People who fuck up, but then they are still the ones upset.

    Erratic drivers in the fast lane of the highway who you notice are busy texting when you pass them
  9. People who drive 65 in the middle lane of busy interstates.

    People in the left lane who match the speed of the center lane and won't move over.
  10. I'm so tempted to get a graphic in my rear window that says "the left lane is for passing only moran". Then purposely driving slow as fuck in front of them in the left lane after I had to pass them on the right when there's not another car in sight yet they're driving 10mph below the limit in the left lane and refuse to move over even after I tailgate/honk/flash them ffs
  11. To be fair, its tough to remember your lights when you've had a skinfull
  12.  
    Originally Posted by P0KERDUUDE View Post

    People that drive slow in the left lane, people who stop at a yield sign.

    these are about the only two things on the road that annoy me. that, and christmas music on the radio.
  13.  
    Originally Posted by SevenCostanza View Post

    these are about the only two things on the road that annoy me. that, and christmas music on the radio.

    You motherfucker
  14. The left lane is NOT a driving lane, it is a PASSING lane.

    Signal your motherfucking turns, or someone may shoot you dead.

    Hang up your fucking phone.

    I SAID HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE.

    Lights go on when sky gets dim.

    And, finally . . . I live in a city with many many drivers from cultures where the Rules of the Road is a quaint euphemism for, "whoever gets there fastest with the mostest". Also, their homelands seem to have never utilized the concept of driving "lanes", and so they seem to handle their vehicles like wayward camels (or cattle, for those of a South-Asian persuasion). I have become a much more sedate driver over the last several years, mostly due to nursing a craptacularly awful mini-van through it's death-throes. I no longer speed (gas is expensive), I do not rabbit start or brake hard (parts are expensive). I am, however constantly reminde of what my tractor-trailer instructor once said:

    "I do not know how many box-tops it takes to get your license in this place but, whatever the amount, it ain't enough."

    Thought of one more . . . those lines on the road are the equivalent of "lines of responsibility". If you want to cross one, it is YOUR responsibility to ensure that it is safe to do so. Do not look at me sideways for honking at you when you try to move into my lane, and almost take off my bumper. You fucked up, not me. Also, it is not my job to "let" you into my lane. I may do so as a courtesy, but that is all it is.
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Magnet Steve View Post

    People in the left lane who match the speed of the center lane and won't move over.

    TILTS ME TO NO END
  16. Didnt read through it but people who speed in school zones tilt the fuck out of me. Speeding in a school zone should be automatic reckless driving, no questions asked.
  17. People who notice i'm getting a hummer and gawk and laugh and point.
  18. people who go the speed limit in school zones

    seriously, it's 10AM, all the kids are in school, and you're STILL going to go 15 mph? gtfo of the way.
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  19. some of mine have to specifically do with driving a stick shift:

    people behind me who don't leave room when we come to an uphill stop. I know I've had to scare the shit out of some people who were close when my truck rolls back towards them as I'm getting out of first gear.

    don't come to a stop with multiple car lengths between you and the car ahead, then creep up, I hate having to creep 50 feet in first gear because you have shitty depth perception.
  20. drivers that stop before entering a roundabout

    drivers that go thru roundabouts at 40 mph
  21.  
    Originally Posted by d1am0ndc View Post

    drivers that stop before entering a roundabout

    drivers that go thru roundabouts at 40 mph

    sigh?
  22.  
    Originally Posted by edwardt1988 View Post

    sigh?

  23.  
    Originally Posted by d1am0ndc View Post

    In a roundabout, traffic already in the roundabout has the right of way, so you're supposed to stop, no?
  24.  
    Originally Posted by edwardt1988 View Post

    In a roundabout, traffic already in the roundabout has the right of way, so you're supposed to stop, no?

    i should've been more specific. people who stop when there's plenty of time to go. as well as people (old ladies) that stop in the middle.

    my bad
  25. When turning and it is backed up at a light and cars at the front leave 4-5 car lengths between themselves and the next car... common courtesy to hurry the fuck up so more people can turn...
  26. The yield comprehension and the roundabout a def +1 for me.

    I drive home on the highway (3lane) every night from work. Tonight I passed 11 cars in a row in the center lane. I was doing 67 in a 65 in the right lane. I just lol, why do they like the center lane sooo much?
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  27. i hate when people catch me checking myself out in my rear view mirror
     
  28. People who have their brake lights burnt out. That pisses me off so bad. Tons of drivers don't bother to see if they are still lit. It's not that hard people.
  29.  
    Originally Posted by clemsonrich View Post

    i hate when people catch me checking myself out in my rear view mirror

    Pics or gtfo ;)
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