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I've been scammed!

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  1. dirtydonzo dirtydonzo is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:15pm)

    I was at the bar drinking with buddies when this girl catches my eye from across the room. She was cute, not super model by any means but good looking nontheless. Not to mention she had a rack that I could not take my eyes off of. I'm talking about perfect size and shape with just enough clevage showing to entice me. After a few more shots of liquid courage I work up enough balls go walk over there. I spit some of my best shit at her and she seems interested. It may have been the alcohol but it seemed that I had a chance. I buy her a drink and shes being all touchy and giggly. I ask if she wants to go somewhere more quiet and suggest my place. She says yes so off we go. We get back to my place and waste no time going at it. I take her shirt off and remove her bra and her tits basically disappear! She was wearing some 100 ways bra from victorias secret made by houdini or something. That was totally not what I thought I was getting. Its so misleading. If I'da known that bitch wasn't packing DDs I would have stayed at the bar. I've been scammed!

    ps. hit it anyway.
  2. Decatur217 Decatur217 is offline OTs Iron Man

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:16pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    bluff...I call it.

    No damn male unless he is ghey like LL2 would stay at a bar and not have the chance to get his dick played with. GTFO
  3. part1 part1 is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:18pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    id ring you lawyer and start lawsuit
  4. KingPariah KingPariah is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:18pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    Would've stayed at the bar if she didnt have DDs?

    Sounds kinda gay to me, but I'm not here to judge
  5. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:20pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    She probably felt the same way when you pulled your pants down.
  6. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:21pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    I heard starving kids in africa have taken up a collection for you.
  7. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:21pm) in reply to dirtydonzo







  8. Southpaw16 Southpaw16 is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:26pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    i'm way to good at recognizing the people that have to lie over the internet.
  9. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:29pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    This is def BS. Have fun playin with yourself.
  10. AllYourChips AllYourChips is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:30pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    I'm guessing this is a joke post about all the "I've been scammed" posts in PD at the moment. Either I'm really stupid or nobody has their sarcasm meter turned on.

    IDK, maybe this is funny and I'm just missing something.
  11. Realbigfish4 Realbigfish4 is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:32pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    worst brag post ever
  12. dirtydonzo dirtydonzo is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:32pm) in reply to AllYourChips

    It was obv a joke post based on all the "i've been scammed" posts over in PD. I actually posted this over there but it got moved. Are our sarcasm detectors broken?
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  13. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:35pm) in reply to Southpaw16

    this is obv a poor attempt at satire of the other scammed posts.... this was posted in PD
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  14. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:37pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    Waco, please delete immed, k thx

    Most of us don't venture over into PD
  15. ronjon13 ronjon13 is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:38pm) in reply to Realbigfish4

    wtf am i the only one who thought it was funny?

    oh well
  16. WeWaysAwIn WeWaysAwIn is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:41pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    You could have at least said you woke up and she had robbed you.
  17. mhoddi mhoddi is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:41pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    PM Lenny to investigate scams
     
  18. Luckpete Luckpete is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:43pm) in reply to ronjon13

    I thought some of it was funny, but i felt that.....

  19. Southpaw16 Southpaw16 is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:45pm) in reply to dirtydonzo

    ghjkfdghkjfhg

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!

    he just gets called out by like 10 people and all of a sudden it was a joke!

    christ this happens like every other fuckin post.

    please go die.
  20. Crobinson19 Crobinson19 is offline

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    Oct 11th, 2007 (10/11/2007 6:46pm) in reply to part1

    looooooool
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