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Jack Bauer busted for DUI

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  1. ecu3270 ecu3270 is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 12:46pm)

    Heard on the radio this morning that my hero was arrested in California blowing twice the legal limit.
  2. ShortyJacksn ShortyJacksn is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 12:48pm) in reply to ecu3270

    he was obv on an undercover assignment

    they'll bust him out of jail by noon, with the help of some covert ops, a helicopter, numerous high resolution spy satellite images, a can of Frank n' Beans, and lots of yelling into the phone
  3. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 12:49pm) in reply to ecu3270

     
  4. Claw1980 Claw1980 is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 12:50pm) in reply to ecu3270

    at least it wasn't heroin
     
  5. ecu3270 ecu3270 is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 12:58pm) in reply to Claw1980

    Police were obviously interfering with an ongoing investigation.
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  6. TheMayor TheMayor is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 1:01pm) in reply to ecu3270

    Hope they don't hold him for too long. If this happend last night, the terrorists will get away with their evil scheme in 6-10 hours max.
  7. MuckinQuads MuckinQuads is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 1:22pm) in reply to BigGunX

    wp
  8. Tak3Th3V31L4 Tak3Th3V31L4 is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 1:23pm) in reply to ecu3270

    Jack Bauer can divide by zero.
  9. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 1:30pm) in reply to Tak3Th3V31L4

    He called the head of CTU to get him out.
  10. 24_Bauer_24 24_Bauer_24 is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 6:39pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    CARDS ***
    Dealt to 24_Bauer_24 [Tc Td]
    24_Bauer_24: raises $4 to $6
    jk3a: calls $6
    minwoo: folds
    criminal: calls $4
    *** FLOP *** [6s Th 9c]
    criminal: bets $16
    24_Bauer_24: calls $16
    jk3a: folds
    *** TURN *** [6s Th 9c] [5d]
    criminal: checks
    24_Bauer_24: bets $32
    criminal: calls $32
    *** RIVER *** [6s Th 9c 5d] [9d]
    criminal: checks
    24_Bauer_24: bets $55
    criminal: raises $162.30 to $217.30 and is all-in
    24_Bauer_24: calls $110.55 and is all-in
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    criminal: shows [9h 8c] (three of a kind, Nines)
    24_Bauer_24: shows [Tc Td] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
    24_Bauer_24 collected $444.10 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***

    I think he's already back to living his normal life
  11. cmval cmval is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 6:45pm) in reply to 24_Bauer_24

    wow only twenty some posts since 2005.....ultra lurker
  12. 24_Bauer_24 24_Bauer_24 is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 6:52pm) in reply to cmval

    It's tough to find time for OT when you're out saving the world
  13. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 6:56pm) in reply to 24_Bauer_24

    just heard he was on probation for another dui so he might have mandatory jail
  14. PANTERA PANTERA is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2007 (9/25/2007 7:41pm) in reply to tommpat2000

    its part of a bigger picture...he needs a way into the jail to foil a attack...

    hes such a law and order guy he called the cops on himself...

    jack bauer is ribbed for her pleasure
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