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Jail Bait... how can you tell?

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  1. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:09pm)

    You know the babe you want to bang is too young if.....?


    She wants to have her next birthday party at Build-A-Bear workshop.


    wug OT?
  2. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:11pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    She calls you grandpa during sex.
    Edited By: Niceguy Aug 15th, 2011 at 08:11 PM
  3. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:11pm) in reply to Niceguy

    someone watched Jersey Shore last week.
    Edited By: TheWacoKidd Aug 15th, 2011 at 08:16 PM
    Reason: FFS that was mind bottling
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  4. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:13pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    She just broke up with jaybone

    Shes too old for schaa

    Ftr i think ot has a case of the mundays. Ffs
  5. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:14pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    someone watched Entourage last night.

    Actually, it was Jersey Shore Italy.
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  6. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:15pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    When she says "I would like you to meet my foster mom".....
  7. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:15pm) in reply to XquiziVex

     
    Originally Posted by XquiziVex View Post

    Actually, it was Jersey Shore Italy.

    lmao. that's what I meant to type. wow

    no idea how I just typed Entourage, weird

    I watched JS re-run last night for 1st time and I watched Entourage, brain fart
    Edited By: TheWacoKidd Aug 15th, 2011 at 08:17 PM
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  8. jetsjets1028 jetsjets1028 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:16pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    If during sex, she calls you Ken.
  9. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:16pm) in reply to jetsjets1028

    Scha tells me that he banged her 3 years ago.
     
  10. Brooklyn999 Brooklyn999 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:18pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    We met at Chuck E Cheese
  11. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:18pm) in reply to Brooklyn999

    When you cut off her leg you count less than 16 rings.
     
  12. TwentyPiss TwentyPiss is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:19pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    If Chris Hanson is in the kitchen.
  13. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:25pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    When you cut off her leg you count less than 16 rings.

    lol!... I think?

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    lmao. that's what I meant to type. wow

    no idea how I just typed Entourage, weird

    I watched JS re-run last night for 1st time and I watched Entourage, brain fart

    No worries.... seemed like perfect thread material for OT.
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  14. Hecklerz Hecklerz is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:25pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    Her favourite time of the day is recess.
  15. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is online now Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:27pm) in reply to Hecklerz

    If there's grass on the field play the game
  16. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:27pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    She is on 6 month's restriction because she didn't really sleep at Brittany's house last Friday night.
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  17. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:30pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    If she makes my penis hard, chances are she is jailbait.
  18. winwin07 winwin07 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:31pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    She holds her fork with a fist.

    She likes you because you resemble her favorite member of The Wiggles.
     
  19. Mad_Nervous Mad_Nervous is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:33pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

     
    Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies View Post

    If she makes my penis hard, chances are she is jailbait.

    fucking l o l
  20. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:33pm) in reply to Mad_Nervous

    If you ask her what she's doing saturday and she has to babysit

    When she's done in the washroom she calls you to come get her down from the potty

    If she asks you what grade your in

    If she wears a uniform to school

    If she owns a coloring book

    if you can still smell the Simulac off her breath

    If there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
    If she's old enough to go to the store she's old enough to get bred
    Edited By: Popperhead Aug 15th, 2011 at 08:34 PM
  21. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:36pm) in reply to Popperhead

    Get em before the hair does.

    Old enough to read, old enough to breed
    Edited By: norcaljeff Aug 15th, 2011 at 08:37 PM
    Reason: Gross!
  22. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:38pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    If her favorite meal is Pisghetti and meatballs.
  23. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:42pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    She gets all pissy because McDonald's accidentally put a boy's toy in her Happy Meal.
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  24. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:44pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    Get em before the hair does.

    Old enough to read, old enough to breed

    Old enough to bleed old enough to breed.
  25. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:46pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

     
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    Old enough to bleed old enough to breed.

    Maybe for you, norcal's commune is far more understanding.
  26. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:46pm) in reply to Niceguy

    She requests to face the TV so she can watch Phineas & Ferb while you eat her ass out.
  27. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:46pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

     
    Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies View Post

    If her favorite meal is Pisghetti and meatballs.


    Awesome

    Ty zfresh. Thers a few Variations obv
  28. duece9ofRed duece9ofRed is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:46pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    if her sneakers light up when she steps!
  29. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:49pm) in reply to duece9ofRed

    If she hasnt ended up on any edition of OT FTS.

    Yet.
  30. qjuice14 qjuice14 is online now

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 8:50pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    why would you even want to know? just hit that shit and be done.
    Edited By: qjuice14 Aug 15th, 2011 at 08:50 PM
     
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