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Jaybone got thrown in the drunk tank last night

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  1. dams dams is online now

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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 10:50am)

    [10:33] JayBone: oh man...
    [10:34] dams: you get in there?
    [10:35] JayBone: if by in there u mean a jail... then yes
    [10:35] dams: you got pc-ed?
    [10:35] JayBone: i dunno whatr i giot
    [10:35] JayBone: i jsut remember being locked up
    [10:35] Dams: were you just drunk?
    [10:35] JayBone: i dint see any tickets laying around
    [10:36] JayBone: dont*
    [10:36] JayBone: im not sure what happened
    [10:36] Dams: ya police custody, standard....no charge
    [10:36] JayBone: first for me
    [10:36] JayBone: i usualy walk out of there with at least 1 ticket
    [10:37] Dams: i average one a year, but my town is the strictest town in the world
    [10:37] JayBone: f the police
    [10:37] JayBone: im pretty sure i was saying horrible thing to themlast night
    [10:38] Dams: hahha, i remember the lieutenant was being a prick to me and told me i smell pretty
    [10:38] JayBone: haha
    [10:38] Darm: i told him you smell pretty too sir
    [10:38] Dar: he's like cuff him
    [10:38] JayBone: i just remember them taking my shoes and that put me on life tilt
    [10:39] Darm: was it a metal bed?
    [10:39] JayBone: yessir
    [10:39] Darmon: drunk tank indeed
    [10:39] JayBone: standard holding cell
    [10:39] Darm: i pissed my pants one time in the cell
    [10:40] JayBone: i pissed trough the bars once
    [10:40] Darm: and had to walk to dunkin donuts
    [10:40] Darm: to get picked up
    [10:40] JayBone: i dunno why they let me go tho
    [10:40] JayBone: im still drunk
    [10:41] Darm: im kinda hungover right now, you could of left last night if someone picked you up
    [10:41] JayBone: of fuck
    [10:41] JayBone: just found a brown paper bag with all my belongings
    [10:41] JayBone: has to be a ticket in there
    [10:42] Darm: i dunno about your state, but they cant charge here
    [10:42] JayBone: fuck me... $100
    [10:42] Darm: for partying?
    [10:42] JayBone: for being a drunken mess
    [10:43] Darm: hahahaha
    [10:43] Darm: that sucks
    [10:43] JayBone: just read my ticket
    [10:43] Darm: you should go to court for this and say sorry for partying
    [10:43] JayBone: apparently i had my pants down and i was sleeping on the sidewalk
    [10:44] Darm: hahah, i hope your ass isn't sore
    [10:44] JayBone: it said my underwear was shoing
    [10:45] JayBone: k.. im going to bed
    [10:45] JayBone: leter
    [10:45] Darm: appeal this, tell them you tuck your shirt into your boxers, it's a new fad
    [10:45] Darm: im posting this
    [10:45] JayBone: haha
    [10:45] JayBone: go ahead.. i ll see it in a few hours
  2. threebanger threebanger is offline

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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 10:53am) in reply to dams

    Well glad to see my tough love approach worked and he's turned over a new leaf.
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:01pm) in reply to dams

    man... i just talked to my roomates.

    I got a ticket for pissing on market street. Then like a block later, I got arrested.

    im an idiot.
  4. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:10pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Sigh i got caught pissing outside of a bar $83 fine !! Happens to all of us Jaybone!
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:12pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    lolll A+, would read again... In some states can't you get on the registered sex offender list just by pissing in public...? This would def. be a bad beat...
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:16pm) in reply to BigEarn7

    cmon jaybone, you are supposed to be graduating. Straighten up son.
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:19pm) in reply to Trent55

    $83 is nothing. My friend got a 5000 NOK ticket ($1000) for pissing outside.

    I once woke up in a institution for alcoholics and drug addicts. Apparently the police had found me sleeping in a graveyard. Good times. No ticket tho.
  8. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:22pm) in reply to Scha

    This is America tho Scha, and i know $83 is nothing!
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:36pm) in reply to imhooks

    man.... i just read my tickets. The bitch cop that gave me the ticket at 1:24 is the same one who arrested me at 2:03.

    prolly shouldnt of called her a whore so many times.
  10. ilovescotch ilovescotch is offline Mod of teh xfers

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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:40pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    1. how many times have you been ticketed?

    2. how many times have you been arrested?
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:40pm) in reply to dams

    i got a 500 dollar fine for pissing in a building, but i think most of it was for the cleaning costs or some shit, put me on lifetilt for roughly 3 days
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:43pm) in reply to ilovescotch

    1. alot

    2. like 4 times.
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:45pm) in reply to dams

    Howwww can I reeeeeeeeach theeeese keeeeeeeds?
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 2:51pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    are they that strict there, say, do all your friends get lots of tickets and get arrested?
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:14pm) in reply to Scha

    Oh man, a graveyard? That's awesome, the worst place I passed out was in a bush.
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:23pm) in reply to ilovescotch

    i like how dams name changed 6 times in that convo
     
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:24pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    I got bored with erasing and retyping.
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:32pm) in reply to dams

    Is the new style/fad to walk around with your panties showing?
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:37pm) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    Oh man, a graveyard? That's awesome, the worst place I passed out was in a bush.

    meh, passing out in a bush ain't so bad
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:39pm) in reply to dams

    the kids today!

    obv they are more tolerant of partying here in Denver, just don't drive. you could be projectile vomiting standing in front of a club and no one will ask if you are ok or bother you, clearly they can see you are busy right now (yeah i did that for almost 30 mins once).

    i don't even know anyone who has ever got thrown in the tank or a ticket just drinking and i was into that scene big time-except for their dwi's of course. drinking is more encouraged here than frowned on, if you take a cab or walk. you don't see homeless people getting tickets for sleeping in public! rigged.

    i would move if i was you!
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:40pm) in reply to mason32

    If it has sharp branches and is right infront of your house, and your dad wakes you up while mowing the lawn it is.
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:42pm) in reply to skisteve

    cops just cant let me be drunk.

    sfrigged.
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:42pm) in reply to dams

    wow, completely missed it there bud
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:44pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    Howwww can I reeeeeeeeach theeeese keeeeeeeds?

    You can't. It took awhile and I mean awhile for me to stop doing to shit that always got me cases. At least his shit is somewhat minor.Standard drunk in public,pissing in the streets.

    Jaybone-be careful mang.One time you are going to be blacked out and do some physical shit to somone and end up having to do a couple of months for some bullshit aggrevated assuallt of some shit like that.
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:47pm) in reply to wh0a510

    TR immed
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 3:56pm) in reply to wh0a510

    Agreed, I'm slowly slowing down and we'll not leave the house if drunk. It's just phases imo.
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 4:12pm) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    I got bored with erasing and retyping.

    next time copy it into word, hit ctrl+f and do the "find and replace" huge timesaver
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 4:37pm) in reply to pigalet42

    Not to take away from jbones accomplishment... But I think I might have the OT record for nights/times spent in the drunk tank.

    Last count was 9 I believe, possibly 8.... Its gets kinda foggy. Im old though, you youngens have lots of time to catch me. I might only have 1 drunk tank stay left in me I think.

    p.s.- This really isnt something you should strive for. I was definitely outta hand during my college years. Good times though :-)
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 7:31pm) in reply to dams

    There are better things than the bottle, Jaybone....choose life.
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    Jun 12th, 2008 (6/12/2008 7:46pm) in reply to Johnny Slippy

    drinking is more fun tho
     
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