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Jaybone and Lane hold a press conference!

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  1. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2011 (8/16/2011 3:59am) in reply to playwithfire05

     
    Originally Posted by playwithfire05 View Post

    why did you buy another football?

    nice catch
    Edited By: ericINtheX Aug 16th, 2011 at 03:59 AM
    Reason: kick?
  2. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2011 (8/16/2011 4:14am) in reply to ericINtheX

    Ummm why did you mention Patchogue?
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    Aug 16th, 2011 (8/16/2011 4:33am) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    Ummm why did you mention Patchogue?

    oh shit!, lane is your ex?
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    Aug 16th, 2011 (8/16/2011 4:38am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    no, my ex can't spell Patchogue.
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    Aug 17th, 2011 (8/17/2011 12:25am) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    no, my ex can't spell Patchogue.

    Can he spell 'bukkake'?
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    Aug 17th, 2011 (8/17/2011 1:55am) in reply to El Burro

    "spell it"? noo...


    I can't decide if I want lane to be real or not. On the one hand I'm frightened, but on the other hand I'm scared.
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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:04pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    i mentioned Patchogue cause i bowled a tournament there in 2004.
  8. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:08pm) in reply to lane1300

    Whyyyyyyyyyy.

    Side note, i bowled a 208 the other day. Suck it bud.
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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:15pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    there is only one person on this planet want to die and that's James Kelley and

    he lives out in California.

    this fkn faggot think he's a somebody and he's a dog trash piece of sht.

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    lol at bragging about a 208.

    i'll give you credit under the circumstances. shtty ball, shtty shoes, not giving a sht,

    go bowl a 230 game and then call me " bud "
    Edited By: lane1300 Aug 18th, 2011 at 02:19 PM
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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:23pm) in reply to lane1300

  11. djg23 djg23 is offline

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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:37pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post


    awesome gif
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    Aug 18th, 2011 (8/18/2011 2:53pm) in reply to djg23

    tsxxx i also bowled at Bayshore. saw the hottest female bowler EVER there to.

    lucky fkn me.
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 10:39pm) in reply to lane1300

     
    Originally Posted by lane1300 View Post

    tsxxx i also bowled at Bayshore. saw the hottest female bowler EVER there to.

    lucky fkn me.

    Ok man wtf. Its been over a month since you challenged Jay to the field goal contest. Whats the daggum status of your community service?

    You don't want to have spent all that money on authentic footballs for nothing, do you? Who are you taking to the Jets/Giants game?

    Its the 2nd week in September already ffs. Lets gooooooooooooooo!
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    Sep 9th, 2011 (9/9/2011 2:23pm) in reply to MeJahAndOmaha

    Why do you guys keep bumping this? You know hes not doing it. I actually forgot about this till i saw this thread bumped this morning.

    Unless this guy has been practicing hard for the last month.... but i highly doubt it.
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    Sep 9th, 2011 (9/9/2011 2:47pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

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    Sep 9th, 2011 (9/9/2011 2:52pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Why do you guys keep bumping this? You know hes not doing it. I actually forgot about this till i saw this thread bumped this morning.

    Unless this guy has been practicing hard for the last month.... but i highly doubt it.


    why pretend that you have forgotten? it is the biggest moment of your kicking career ffs
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    Sep 10th, 2011 (9/10/2011 11:00pm) in reply to djg23

    ok just let me know which saturday or sunday you want to do this.

    if for some reason i can't do it saturday sunday is definatley good to go.

    even if i epically fail at this i hit my best kick of my career, 45 yards.

    and all that crap about career, pressure, is all crap. just find the right technique, shoes, practice and motivation you can get moderately good after condtioning yourself.
    Edited By: lane1300 Sep 10th, 2011 at 11:04 PM
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    Sep 11th, 2011 (9/11/2011 2:33am) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    "Sweetness is horny and I have couches to piss" - LMFAO
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    Sep 11th, 2011 (9/11/2011 4:06am) in reply to ozibloke

    Lane why do you keep referring to this as a career? Is it a paid job?
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    Sep 11th, 2011 (9/11/2011 6:30am) in reply to AnonymousX

    bad reference of a word i guess. just an occasional hobby of mine thats pretty much it.

    jaybone id say i worked hard for about 7 days since these threads started, still better than

    0 days from 2003 - 2010. thanks for getting me back into something i forgot for a while.
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    Sep 11th, 2011 (9/11/2011 2:46pm) in reply to MeJahAndOmaha

    LOL creepy creepington
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    Sep 11th, 2011 (9/11/2011 2:47pm) in reply to HOUNDofHELL

    Soooo... i should go practice a little again?

    This is actually going to happen?
  23. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Sep 11th, 2011 (9/11/2011 6:22pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Please get this on video. If Jay loses, I think he should pay lane with $300 worth of milk.
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