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Jaybone will more than likely die tonight.

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  1. ChocoThunder ChocoThunder is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:21pm)

    Just left him and sweetness at the sportsbook in the rio. While I drank my five beers he did the following.

    Fell over
    Dropped his phone 30 times
    Drank half a 5th of captain
    Spit his drink all over the floor
    Bet his sister, not as in he bet something against her. He bet the 49'ers would win the West for rights to his sister.

    all before 6pm

    I'm sooo stoked for the shitshow tonight.
  2. railbot railbot is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:22pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    FiRST

    R.I.P PLAYA PLAYA
  3. mitman25 mitman25 is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:22pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    LMAO sounds standard
  4. dams dams is online now

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:22pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    spit his drink or spilt?
  5. ChocoThunder ChocoThunder is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:23pm) in reply to dams

    Spit
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  6. that_pope that_pope is online now la la la...I'm so sexy

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:23pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    Please add to this thread with pics of drunk antics. Those are the best.
  7. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:23pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

     
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post


    tho i did just get a few jaybone updates:

    "im drunkklk"

    "i might die"

    "imn too drunk t6 care"

    gl all
  8. mitman25 mitman25 is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:24pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    LOL pics and video
  9. dams dams is online now

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:25pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    looool, where's lefty in this mix? I'm so pissed i'm not there.
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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:26pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    pics plzzzzz
  11. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:26pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    r.i.p.

    a sad/hilarious when pics and vids arrive day.
  12. stevem1267 stevem1267 is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:27pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    lol cant wait for the pics.
  13. hoops886 hoops886 is online now

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:28pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    lol he's gonna actually die trying to live up to his name on here in front of all you guys. glglglglgl
  14. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:28pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    I am sfjealous we are here in NC.....ok, going to sob now with my gf.
  15. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:28pm) in reply to stevem1267

    my mission to be the drunkest guy at the OT party is in serious danger...
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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:29pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

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  17. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:32pm) in reply to dams

    <h4><table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr valign="middle"><td rowspan="2" align="left" valign="top"> </td><td colspan="2" align="left">An accurate Portrayal of a night out with JAYBONE <input name="ctl00$ctl00$ctl00$bcr$bcr$bcr$ctl01$P5_Filte rToggleButton1$ctl00$ctl04" id="ctl00_ctl00_ctl00_bcr_bcr_bcr_ctl01_P5_FilterT oggleButton1_ctl00_ctl04" value="0" type="hidden"> <input name="ctl00$ctl00$ctl00$bcr$bcr$bcr$ctl01$Favorite ToggleButton1$ctl00$ctl04" id="ctl00_ctl00_ctl00_bcr_bcr_bcr_ctl01_FavoriteTo ggleButton1_ctl00_ctl04" value="0" type="hidden"> </td></tr><tr><td align="left">By s1nnr on 02-28-2009 1:42 AM </td><td align="right"><a rel="nofollow" href="javascript:Telligent_Modal.Open('/poker-forums/deletepost?postid=3974762&returnurl=%2fpoker-forums%2foff-topic',%20565,%20500);">
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    anyone who has been out with him will def see the resemblance..
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  18. shotmang shotmang is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:33pm) in reply to mathclub

     
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post

    my mission to be the drunkest guy at the OT party is in serious danger...

    yea you should prob get a funnel asap
  19. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:37pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    looool, i was just about to say, wait till he starts dancing...
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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:40pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    jay better not die, though he said theres a good chance he will

    he's my future hubby according to OT i will be alone for life if he doesn't make it :(
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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:41pm) in reply to s1nnr

    SHORTAYYYYY!!
  22. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:41pm) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    jay better not die, though he said theres a good chance he will

    he's my future hubby according to OT i will be alone for life if he doesn't make it :(

    you can join me and leftyc if jaybone goes south :)
  23. Unforseen Unforseen is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:43pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    goooo Jaybone
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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:44pm) in reply to s1nnr

    holllaaaa i <3 u guys, that works
  25. repo_man456 repo_man456 is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:46pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    straight brims w/ stickers = meh/double-wide . .. ... gg jaybone or person sharing bed w/ him
     
  26. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:47pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    I can visualize a scene where he and sweetness whip out their hoses and pee on each other.
  27. ChocoThunder ChocoThunder is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:50pm) in reply to repo_man456

    Mathclub you have no shot.
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  28. repo_man456 repo_man456 is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:51pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

     
    Originally Posted by ChocoThunder View Post

    Mathclub you have no shot.

    hahaha
     
  29. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:56pm) in reply to repo_man456

    Gay, I wanted to be there.
  30. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 1st, 2009 (7/1/2009 9:58pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    not sure I even wanna go now tbh
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