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  1. yellowsub yellowsub is offline dive dive dive

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 1:40am)

    i cant spread jelly on my sandwich for shit. keeps clumping and being all stuck together.

    someone help me
     
  2. LDM LDM is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 1:41am) in reply to yellowsub

    concord grape.

    i swirl the knife around in the jar a bunch of times to break it up and make it littler chunks to work with.
  3. Fife19 Fife19 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 1:42am) in reply to yellowsub

    butter first.... then jelly on the butter.

    yw
  4. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 1:42am) in reply to yellowsub

     
    Originally Posted by yellowsub View Post


    i cant spread jelly on my sandwich for shit. keeps clumping and being all stuck together.

    someone help me

    you're young yet, be patient
  5. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 1:42am) in reply to yellowsub

    get one of these



    or some jam
  6. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 1:43am) in reply to yellowsub

    noob...
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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 1:45am) in reply to yellowsub

    This thread reminds me of bmac. I miss that little shithead.
  8. pokerfreak666 pokerfreak666 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 1:47am) in reply to yellowsub

    grape jam> grape jelly for sammy's
  9. yellowsub yellowsub is offline dive dive dive

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 1:54am) in reply to pokerfreak666

    im usin smuckers concord grape, and its just too brutal. ill try stirrin it a bit w/ the knife.

    & waco cmon, squeeze jelly?
     
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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 1:58am) in reply to yellowsub

    squeeze concord grape works well. just need to touch it up a bit with a knife.

    if you against the squeeze then just take jar out of fridge few mins before you want to make the sandwich. then put it on one piece of bread, let it sit while you take care of the peanut butter, i will assume you are using chunky because its the only way to go, then go back to the jelly side and it should be easier to spread.

    yw.
     
  11. Gogetsit Gogetsit is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 2:02am) in reply to yellowsub

    Jam > Jelly

    Jam spreads much easier than Jelly.
  12. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 2:02am) in reply to yellowsub

     
    Originally Posted by yellowsub View Post

    & waco cmon, squeeze jelly?

    does it change deliciousness because it conveniently squeezes out in a flat line that spreads evenly over your bread?
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  13. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 2:03am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    i'm with waco on this one - squeeze jelly is awesome
  14. BlueDemonJJ BlueDemonJJ is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 2:08am) in reply to yellowsub

    Not meaning to hijack...but I can't spread peanut butter. Always rips the bread. I suck at life.
  15. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 2:09am) in reply to yellowsub

    Some things in life just don't need helping.
  16. xxbossmanxx xxbossmanxx is offline Plays poker like a X-Boxxx

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 2:18am) in reply to yellowsub

    scramble it all up in the jar before you get a scoop out.
  17. mrp mrp is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 2:37am) in reply to xxbossmanxx

    after squeeze jelly came out, i cant for the life of me figure out why someone would buy it in a jar. F clumpy jar jelly. oh and if you put the peanut butter on the bread and pop it in the microwave for like 9 seconds it takes the experience up a few notches.
     
  18. elendil elendil is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 2:42am) in reply to mrp

    ZOMG, squeeze Jam's(jelly W/e), Fuc the Jar IMO. Those Knives that piglet advised of would do a better job if its a jar that U have.
    BTW Forest Fruits Jam is the Nuts of all Jams (Jelly)
  19. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Sep 9th, 2008 (9/9/2008 2:46am) in reply to yellowsub

    wait, isn't jelly the smooth one??
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