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  1. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 1:31pm)

    i'm shit faced and bout to call it quits... make this quick, interesting bull shit but i doubt it'll come across as such

    show up at the casino 5am, drop a few bills running my jacks into the real mckoy

    procede to bull shit with some dude who i guesssed hooked up with that chick skalansky was trying to get beaver shots of in AC a few weeks ago

    dude sits me in a tourny for half action, fucking bubble

    5 tournies i've played live, missed the money by 2 or less 5 times... fucking joke

    just hitch hiked back to my home, un fucking real

    what?
  2. -BlackFours- -BlackFours- is offline

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 1:38pm) in reply to sacaniga

    Your shit faced at 1:30, very nice
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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 1:38pm) in reply to sacaniga

  4. Reech Reech is online now around

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 1:39pm) in reply to sacaniga

  5. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 1:48pm) in reply to sacaniga

  6. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 1:54pm) in reply to Reech

    you were adopted, your parents dont even love you
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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 2:14pm) in reply to sacaniga

    lol Lefty.

    oh, to the op who fn cares.
  8. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 2:21pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    how much do you tip the pizza guy
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  9. FishOnTilt FishOnTilt is offline

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 2:21pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    i would prolly kill myself if i played 5 tournies and bubbled them all.
     
  10. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 3:13pm) in reply to sacaniga

    Wish I was baller enough to have someone stake me even though I have only played in four live tournaments.
  11. Reech Reech is online now around

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 3:15pm) in reply to sacaniga

    i got nothin but love for ya saca, go sleep it off and pwn souls tomorrow
  12. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 11:13pm) in reply to FishOnTilt

    yeah its getting to be a joke... i guess i just need to fold to cash but i cant help myself, people are so willing to let you chip up on the bubble unless they find something saucy, folds around to the me in the small, 5 handed, i ship with 74dd, bb snap calls me, AA... flop misses me, i fucking threw my cards on the ground and walked away, gonna be pissed if i find out later i hit runner runner lol
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  13. AFink93 AFink93 is offline

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 11:15pm) in reply to sacaniga

    My last four tourneys live Ive played.. 3 FT's A win A 3rd and an 8th.. I cant play a lick. You can whats the deal?
  14. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Mar 15th, 2008 (3/15/2008 11:40pm) in reply to AFink93

    thanks for the compliment, and congrats on your recent scores. I think i need to work on timing my aggression, I think I get on ego trips occasionaly and try to run over the table when i get deep... when it works, i'm a hero, when i run into a big hand, i'm a moron... i guess its just variance recently that i always seem to run into a big hand in these spots

    i also need to work on my reads, I gave no thought to what he could have had, I didnt even glance at him, i had my mind made up i was shipping any 2 if it folded to me before the cards were dealt, with around 10 bb's on the bubble in the small with an avg stack in the big

    oops, forgot this was OT.... disregard all poker talk
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