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  1. bawa bawa is offline

    Selmer, TN
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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 7:43pm)

    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
    A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
    The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming."
    What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
    "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts ."
    The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

    bawa
  2. UCallYouLose UCallYouLose is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 1:03am) in reply to bawa

    I don't get it.

    F Hung La for having a cooler first name than me
  3. Mindub Mindub is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 1:48am) in reply to UCallYouLose

    Obviously never operated a mop bucket ; )
  4. dandickau dandickau is online now

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 2:01am) in reply to Mindub

    I don't get it either but I'm pretty sure I don't want to.
  5. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 3:18am) in reply to dandickau

    You kidding? A mop bucket has the lever that you push that squeezes the mop to squeeze the water out. Have you never seen one of those?
  6. gus h gus h is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 5:54am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    LOL F AFFIN TE EXPLAIN JOKES;))))

    WHY AVE GIRRAFES GOT LONG KNECKS?........

    COZ THEYS GOT SMEELY FEET;))
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