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joke of the day----i lol'ed

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  1. thegambler19 thegambler19 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 7:43pm)

    A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.

    "Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."

    "Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?"

    "In case I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog."
  2. Thatislife Thatislife is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 7:45pm) in reply to thegambler19

    not very funny
  3. KCKyle KCKyle is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 7:46pm) in reply to Thatislife

    i admit it...i laughed
  4. the_snail03 the_snail03 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 7:47pm) in reply to Thatislife

    FAIL
     
  5. DaVols DaVols is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 7:51pm) in reply to thegambler19

    get your cock bitten and shoot a dog, thats just sad
  6. webb10king1 webb10king1 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 7:53pm) in reply to thegambler19

    kool?
  7. youngun youngun is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 7:55pm) in reply to webb10king1

  8. asheikh17 asheikh17 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 8:11pm) in reply to thegambler19

    meh, C-
  9. Reech Reech is online now around

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 8:14pm) in reply to thegambler19

  10. darkpoker12 darkpoker12 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 8:26pm) in reply to Reech

    wahhh wwah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  11. Juan Grande Juan Grande is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 8:31pm) in reply to thegambler19

    pretty pretty pretty pretty....uhhh not good
  12. danimsta danimsta is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 9:36pm) in reply to Juan Grande

    BOOOOO

    i give them titties. 2 thumbs down
  13. deadmoney_18 deadmoney_18 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 9:45pm) in reply to danimsta

    I wish I had more hands... so i could give this joke 4 thumbs down....
  14. bthsidesnow bthsidesnow is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 9:46pm) in reply to thegambler19

    I did something when i read this.. but it wasn't lol
     
  15. nickh nickh is offline International Stalker

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 10:12pm) in reply to bthsidesnow

     
    Originally Posted by bthsidesnow View Post

    I did something when i read this.. but it wasn't lol

    i might have a wank.
  16. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2008 (6/20/2008 10:25pm) in reply to nickh

    I laughed my ass off but then again I'm easily amused
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