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  1. drinkgni at the botom fo my street in a car with an ex gf bc ai was so masd at the curetn situona. neighbord caled 2 cops. tried to get me with consupmition but im stamrt enoguh to nkwo she didn se me drin kso i got possesino. do i gtel my parents or no?>

    ps. ism drunks
  2. lol baller
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  3. Please keep drinking until you pass out and foam at the mouth.
  4. lol TIMCUMM plz?
  5. were you yellin and shit.
    or pissing in public
  6. his brain will explode if he tries to read this shit out loud
  7. yes go out of your way to act drunk and mistype your words, congrats etc.
     
  8. sounds fake
  9. but god, i would piss my pants literally if he tried this.
  10. dotn ake me scan the ticekt i got bc im pised
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  11. i can type better then that passed out drunk come on man.
  12. ims canning it. im pised
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  13. Ok your drunk congrats you got a ticket I have about four of those you wanna see them?

    Cops hand those out like candy around here.
  14. go OD on some pain killers. you'll feel better
  15. You haven't drunk enough yet. You're still breathing. Death is the best drunk.
  16. ActionJeff wannabe.
  17. yeas ouright i wan to eb a faggot :)

    shoudl i tellt he paretns about he citation. i cant typse on appel laptops in genral let alone drunk
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  18. chp ep yir paretns wit axx
  19. haha this is goooood, although im high soo..