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  1. im supposed to report to the justice center tommorow, never been called for jury duty before. i dont know what to expect or bring. I heard you do a lot of sitting around. Anything i should know?
  2. Dont go.
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  3. PM jimmy johnson
  4. go, unless u want to pay a fine.

    bring nothing except maybe a book cause you'll do a lot of nothing.
  5. Pay the fine. Dont go.
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  6. so take bill parcells fishing and im exempt
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  7. Def plan on a lot of sitting. Just bring a magazine or something to read.
  8. remember to take your name sticker off before leaving the jury room. i missed that step my first time and practically got tackled by security, who made me feel like a complete idiot. they really hurt me with their words.
  9. If you tell them you hate "(insert racist comment here), " they will dismiss you. A friend of mine did this.
  10. i had to go last week, for my third time in maybe 6 years. The first one i was chosen for grand jury, then second one i did nothing, and this one he asked if there was any reason why you shouldn't participate, and i came up there and told him I had finals, and he let me go. weeeeee
  11. ^^ Very true.

    If I wasn't such a n00b the first time I went, I woulda done this.

    I served on an insurance claim case, and they were asking me questions like "do you have anything against chiropractors?" Had I known at the time, I woulda went into a profanity-laced tirade about them. Oh well...

    Turned out to be a boring ass case, but I learned a lot from the experience.
  12. Dont go.
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  13. Hey guys,
    If you expect only the lonely, useless, & unemployed to fill the jury box, who do you think it will be when it's you or your friends/family on trial.

    Do your civic duty, do your best. I dont want to either but I got Jury duty for July.

    Have fun,
    Larry
  14. make sure your Cell phone is charged up and you have the latest edition of WPT holdem on it.

    <span>oh and tell the judge to GTFO you ain't stayin.</span>
  15. <span>wait until you are ready. the time will come. everyone is unique. this isn't something anyone can really give you advice on.</span>

    -agriffrod
  16. i think the worst part willl be riding the RTA into cleveland. might need the bulletproof vest
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