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Just 12 really terrible movies

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  1. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 2:57am) in reply to mordan

     
    Originally Posted by mordan View Post

    sigh, Sixth Sense no ? IMO.....Unbreakable wasn't terrible, but wasn't amazing by any means


    I thought Sixth Sense was boring as fuck. But that probably had a lot to do with the fact that five minutes in, I assumed Bruce Willis was dead lol
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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 3:08am) in reply to rocksolid124

    when someone says worst movie of all time, I immediately think of Boondock Saints 2...such a terrible sequel to an incredibly good movie. Comedic effect was terrible, acting was so forced, and the effortless banter and perceived inexperience was lost. Don't stone me if you love it.
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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 3:10am) in reply to rocksolid124

    one that hasnt been mentioned that I hated was

    Needful Things
     
  4. aquavitix aquavitix is offline

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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 3:23am) in reply to theredbaron

    Childrens movies : Cars, Harry Potter : Chamber of Secrets Excessively terrible

    A Serious Man How could Coen bros. do this garbage

    Every Sandra Bullock movie

    Love Guru

    Ben Stiller movies
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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 3:30am) in reply to aquavitix

     
    Originally Posted by aquavitix View Post

    A Serious Man How could Coen bros. do this garbage

    This movie was great. You're way off base.
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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 4:12am) in reply to Z-Fresh

     
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    This movie was great. You're way off base.

    100% agree. Does not belong in the discussion in any way.
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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 4:52am) in reply to aquavitix

     
    Originally Posted by aquavitix View Post

    Childrens movies : Cars, Harry Potter : Chamber of Secrets Excessively terrible

    A Serious Man How could Coen bros. do this garbage

    Every Sandra Bullock movie

    Love Guru

    Ben Stiller movies

    How the fuck is Cars on your list? Awesome kids flick
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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 5:02am) in reply to nic sausage

    Jaws: The Revenge

    Edited By: Shaaarrrp Jan 17th, 2012 at 05:03 AM
     
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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 8:35am) in reply to Shaaarrrp

    Freddy got fingered
    Ghost Dog.

    The only 2 films I've ever had to switch off before even half way.
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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 9:12am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Wild Wild West?

    You surely can't be serious.

    ZOMG Salma!! <333 her now and I'm sure I loved her even more in 1999 when this movie came out.
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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 9:29am) in reply to kellykip

     
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    lol - funny stuff. Glad you didn't include Ishtar, which I always felt wasn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be. Caddyshack 2 is one of the worst stillbirths ever squeezed out by Hollywood.

    After Friday night, I can confidently tell you that Contraband is way out to the early lead for 2012 Abomination. Giovanni Ribisi as the rutheless bad guy is absolutely loltastic, and not in a good way. Ribisi and Ben Foster trying to get tough with each other would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. It is brutally bad.

    I was gonna check this out but I trust the chosen one's review

    This is right up there for my worst ever, haven't seen it mentioned

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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 9:55am) in reply to SlayNL

     
    Originally Posted by NJDevils26 View Post

    Wow, how hasn't anyone mentioned troll 2. Worst movie ever made but super entertaining to watch

    Troll 2 defines "So bad its good." Most hilariously awful film ever.

    I loved Wild Wild West when it came out (I was 10 or 11 at the time) but then I watched it on TV a couple years ago and had to turn it off...just horrible. As a result of this, I now almost never revisit movies I loved as a kid, for fear of having their memories ruined.

    And gfy to whoever was hating on Scott Pilgrim, that movie fucking rapes.
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    Jan 17th, 2012 (1/17/2012 12:17pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

    Contraband was not bad at all, I'd say 3.5/5
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 1:52am) in reply to nic sausage

     
    Originally Posted by skeeze666 View Post

    100% agree. Does not belong in the discussion in any way.

    I know I chose a couple movies that many people like like Cars and A Serious Man.
    Maybe I have higher expectations for the Coen brothers movies than others but A Serious Man was extremely boring to me and my brother. I could not keep my bro awake and I was falling asleep aswell. There was no point in the movie! Awfullllllllll.
    Cars is with devoid of any originality , yeah I know its a kids movie but still. Come onnnnnnnnnn now a Jay Leno car -- uuh how ingenious!

     
    Originally Posted by nic sausage View Post

    How the fuck is Cars on your list? Awesome kids flick

    Kids are dumb. (those that like that movie.)

    + Ghost Dog , someone mentioned this film. I think it was good. How could you miss the humour of the mafia gang...
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 2:08am) in reply to aquavitix

    the twilight series should be on this list
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 2:17am) in reply to Donkey Kong

     
    Originally Posted by Donkey Kong View Post

    unbreakable

    What? Disagree, really enjoyed it.

    How have we gone 5 pages without what I thought was almost unanimously considered the worst of all time....

    Battlefield Earth


    And I unfortunately saw this in theaters when it came out. Was before rotten tomatoes, sigh.
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 2:18am) in reply to 3bet

    This thread sucks without a nic cage movie
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 2:20am) in reply to 3bet

     
    Originally Posted by 3bet View Post


    How have we gone 5 pages without what I thought was almost unanimously considered the worst of all time....

    Battlefield Earth

    We haven't. It was mentioned on page 1.
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 2:22am) in reply to aquavitix

     
    Originally Posted by aquavitix View Post

    Cars is with devoid of any originality , yeah I know its a kids movie but still. Come onnnnnnnnnn now a Jay Leno car -- uuh how ingenious!

    Kids are dumb. (those that like that movie.)

    It's actually those who don't like Cars who are dumb.
     
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 2:42am) in reply to SlayNL

     
    Originally Posted by SlayNL View Post

    I was gonna check this out but I trust the chosen one's review

    This is right up there for my worst ever, haven't seen it mentioned

    lol @ the tagline. could they be less original? i actually saw this and it wa sbeyond awful
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 6:31am) in reply to smheilbron

    i thought Knowing was pretty bad. also i think it is called Domestic Disturbance with vince vaughn and john travolta? i dont remember much about it, but i remember it actually gave me a headache to watch. also rementioning Flight Plan, worst plot ever.
     
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 2:58pm) in reply to SlayNL

     
    Originally Posted by SlayNL View Post

    I was gonna check this out but I trust the chosen one's review

    This is right up there for my worst ever, haven't seen it mentioned

    I'd forgotten about this movie. Def one of the worst I have ever seen.
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 3:02pm) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    This thread sucks without a nic cage movie

    I couldnt single out one of his movies, they all suck
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 3:44pm) in reply to djg23

     
    Originally Posted by djg23 View Post

    I couldnt single out one of his movies, they all suck


    Not true. He isn't a bad actor, he just likes money so he takes on terrible projects for a paycheck. Leaving Las Vegas and Adaptation are both legit along with a couple others.
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 6:46pm) in reply to whoMikeB

    Wrong Side of Town starring Bautista, Ja Rule and RVD has to be one of the worst.
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 6:53pm) in reply to TwentyPiss

    All 5 Fast and Furious movies are pretty terrible. Ive watched them all a few times and will prob watch them all again though. Think they fall into the so bad that they are good category
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 7:03pm) in reply to whoMikeB

     
    Originally Posted by whoMikeB View Post

    Not true. He isn't a bad actor, he just likes money so he takes on terrible projects for a paycheck. Leaving Las Vegas and Adaptation are both legit along with a couple others.

    i dont like his acting at all. I'd say its bad but obviously just my opinion. not sure how he won an oscar but props to him for it.
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 7:32pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

    troll 2 is like a dog that is so ugly its cute. i love that movie.
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 7:40pm) in reply to djg23

     
    Originally Posted by djg23 View Post

    lol really? the 4 of us all agreed that it was horrendous

    Level? It was made that way on purpose, which is what made it so awesome! That's probably the most fun I ever had in a movie. We had some beers before the movie and then laughed our asses off while watching Machete. You guys went in taking it way too seriously.
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    Jan 18th, 2012 (1/18/2012 8:15pm) in reply to runninbad

    Savage Grace

    Trainwreck
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