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I crashed my plane yesterday....It was close, I got it leveled out inverted before impact....slid and then rolled...plane is a mess, my 5 point did it's job....made a mistake on a low snap roll on takeoff, wingtip hit, I rolled inverted then hit the grass runway....I wasn't hurt at all but a priest came to the hospital while I was being looked at....He wanted to know if I had felt gods' presence....God....
The biggest joke in human history....here's kind of how the conversation went.
I truly cannot believe how so many people believe in a god of any kind....Are you so afraid of death that you believe this superstition?
Death is nothing to be afraid of...Are you afraid to sleep at night? Death is like a dreamless sleep...you have no awareness of anything....forever....
You guys were smart enough to stop believing in santa weren't you? All this jesus christ, Allah, god shit is just that....SHIT!!!
Quit wasting your time with fairy tales and get on with enjoying life....you truly only have one of them....have fun with it.....live on the edge... and do good with it.....
But no, the powerful amount of people that are letting fairy tales of imaginary gods get in the way of peace and are responsible for untold suffering and wars across the bounds of civilization.
While high priests live in luxury and lots of them are corrupt....But because they tell you that you can go live in heaven, paradise with 72 virgins, be reborn, or 100's of other ways to ignore that one day you are going to be dead, you choose to believe in this.
Amazing that such a stupid concept of god will probably lead to the ruin of our very existence. Arabs hate jews, everybody hates someone because of made up gods...I believe that within 50 years there will be a nuclear exchange root causes being religion...I look forward to it actually...The human race is mostly a failure....People that are supposed to be civilized believe that their god has a bigger dick than yours...so the war is on....Religion is the biggest hoax in human history...All the science in the world can't sway the believers....of whatever idiot deity they believe in.... -
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next time do us all a favor and dont buckle up.
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that's not a conversation, it's a monologue.
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religion is def dumb
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but OP is at least.... 3 times dumber than itOriginally Posted by stevem1267
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You do realize that you spreading your beliefs like this is just as hypocritical as the people you are criticizing?
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cool story brah.
i likethe conversation you had with the priest...wait nm. learn how to write plz. -
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Exact opposite of this story
My dad isnt relgious at all. he has a massive heart attack. is dying. Priest comes in and says would you like your last rites. my dad say well I'm not relgious at all but it couldnt hurt.
My dad survived and too this day he mentions how comforting the priest was. He was in hosptial six months and the real evil part is i was six at the time and couldnt open the presents he bought me for christmas till he got out which about april. everyday there they were sitting on the table. :'(
OP this man just wanted to pray for you. I am a atheist but if i'm in the hosptial and someone wants to stop by and comfort me especially in a emergency situation where my family might not arrive, of COURSE he can and afterwards if i get out im not going to come fucking crying on here about somebody coming to PRAY for me.
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Well said man. Bet it was hard as a 6yr old war not getting to open the presents. Did the Llama die in the box? or did momma feed it?Originally Posted by whitealroker
Exact opposite of this story
My dad isnt relgious at all. he has a massive heart attack. is dying. Priest comes in and says would you like your last rites. my dad say well I'm not relgious at all but it couldnt hurt.
My dad survived and too this day he mentions how comforting the priest was. He was in hosptial six months and the real evil part is i was six at the time and couldnt open the presents he bought me for christmas till he got out which about april. everyday there they were sitting on the table. :'(
OP this man just wanted to pray for you. I am a atheist but if i'm in the hosptial and someone wants to stop by and comfort me especially in a emergency situation where my family might not arrive, of COURSE he can and afterwards if i get out im not going to come fucking crying on here about somebody coming to PRAY for me.
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warOriginally Posted by whitealroker
Exact opposite of this story
My dad isnt relgious at all. he has a massive heart attack. is dying. Priest comes in and says would you like your last rites. my dad say well I'm not relgious at all but it couldnt hurt.
My dad survived and too this day he mentions how comforting the priest was. He was in hosptial six months and the real evil part is i was six at the time and couldnt open the presents he bought me for christmas till he got out which about april. everyday there they were sitting on the table. :'(
OP this man just wanted to pray for you. I am a atheist but if i'm in the hosptial and someone wants to stop by and comfort me especially in a emergency situation where my family might not arrive, of COURSE he can and afterwards if i get out im not going to come fucking crying on here about somebody coming to PRAY for me.
what a asshole
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Word up war
Originally Posted by whitealroker
Exact opposite of this story
My dad isnt relgious at all. he has a massive heart attack. is dying. Priest comes in and says would you like your last rites. my dad say well I'm not relgious at all but it couldnt hurt.
My dad survived and too this day he mentions how comforting the priest was. He was in hosptial six months and the real evil part is i was six at the time and couldnt open the presents he bought me for christmas till he got out which about april. everyday there they were sitting on the table. :'(
OP this man just wanted to pray for you. I am a atheist but if i'm in the hosptial and someone wants to stop by and comfort me especially in a emergency situation where my family might not arrive, of COURSE he can and afterwards if i get out im not going to come fucking crying on here about somebody coming to PRAY for me.
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As someone else said, that wasn't a conversation. Conversation involves give and take. Why not just politely tell the priest that you appreciate the visit, but you don't believe in God and ask him to leave? He wasn't trying to offend you, he was trying to be helpful/comforting. I'm sure he would've left willingly since he probably had a war to go start ;)
I'm so defensive! I can't bypass a religion thread. lol @ me.
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vwp.Originally Posted by JPitt09
but OP is at least.... 3 times dumber than it -
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Good God Allmighty you walked away from that?
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Originally Posted by rungoodmuch
Word up war
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I kind of think God hates me for having to read this shit.
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FYP - Now with more cookies.Originally Posted by Zarpheous
I crashed my plane yesterday....It was close, I got it leveled out inverted before impact....slid and then rolled...plane is a mess, my 5 point did it's job....made a mistake on a low snap roll on takeoff, wingtip hit, I rolled inverted then hit the grass runway....I wasn't hurt at all but a baker came to the hospital while I was being looked at....He wanted to know if I had felt hungry....for food, cookies....
The biggest joke in human history....here's kind of how the conversation went.
I truly cannot believe how so many people eat cookies of any kind....Are you so afraid of other confections that you believe this cookie crap?
Confections are nothing to be afraid of...Are you afraid of cake? Confections are like a delicious vibrance...totally sweet and yummy....forever....
You guys were smart enough to bake cakes weren't you? All this cookie, wafer, oreo shit is just that....SHIT!!!
Quit wasting your time with chips ahoy and get on with enjoying life....you have plenty of confectionary options....have fun with it.....live on the edge... and do good with it.....
But no, the powerful amount of people that are letting oreo tales of delicious milk dipping get in the way of other sweet enjoyment and are responsible for silly wieght gains and shitty sweets being served.
While snooty bakers live in luxury and lots of them are horrible....But because they tell you that you can go have a chocolate cookie, a mint cookie with a gooey center, be soft batch, or 100's of other ways to make a fucking cookie that one day you are going to be diabetic, you choose to believe in this.
Amazing that such a stupid concept of cookies will probably lead to the ruin of our very cake-eating existence. Skinnys hate fats, everybody hates someone because of crappy cookies...I believe that within 50 years there will be a giant shitty cookie everyone will eat from...I look forward to it actually...The human race is mostly a failure....People that are supposed to be civilized believe that their cookie has a better taste than yours...so the war is on....Cookies are the biggest crock in human history...All the cake in the world can't sway the cookie munchers....of whatever shitty tasting cookie they choose.... -
TheWacoKidd
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would love to hear how you claim to know this... your hubris pisses me off as much as a blind christianOriginally Posted by Zarpheous
Death is nothing to be afraid of...Are you afraid to sleep at night? Death is like a dreamless sleep...you have no awareness of anything....forever....
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Quoted for solid use of the word hubris.Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd
would love to hear how you claim to know this... your hubris pisses me off as much as a blind christian
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