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  1. So I last weekend my neighbor was doing his laundry. He always leaves his door propped open with his recycling container full of chefboyardee pizza-in-a-box packages. I walked by this time and this dumbass had about 2500 worth of brand new southpaw sticks(turns out im a lefty). There were also some faggy oakleys but I plan on just ebaying those anyway. I normally have no ill intentions and would never swipe something this valuable, but this guy is always stinking up the halls with his rancid smelling pizzas. And about 2 months ago he kept us up for a few days playing a Foreigner on repeat.


    Checklist of my take:

    Adams CB2 Pro Black bent 3 degrees flat
    Callaway FT9 with true Matrix Ozic XCon 6 at 47 inches
    Callaway FT 3 wood with same shaft
    Scotty Cameron Pro Platinum putter
    Callaway bag with The Bluffs St Francisville stitched on side
    2 18 degree Pro Black hybrids with Voodoo shaft...one bent to a 16
    Callaway X Forged 56 and 60 wedges



    Cliffs...
    im a theif
    this guy deserved it
    probably making a trip to maui soon
    Edited By: jerichoholic Oct 7th, 2011 at 02:18 AM
  2. LOL
  3. that guy sounds like a cunt

    fuck him, nice score
     
  4. saw it coming but still loled
  5. man, i bet this guy is suicidal right now over this
  6. you sellin? ill give ya 400 bucks for the whole haul
    Edited By: Lameass_ Oct 7th, 2011 at 02:37 AM
    Reason: hauling in the hall?? LOL CUTLER
  7. I know where u can get 300 bux for them.
  8. sick justification brah. hope you sleep good tonight.
     
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  10.  
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    sick justification brah. hope you sleep good tonight.

    smh
  11. too soon. gotta give it a few hours min for these to be funny, really 12+ hours
     
  12. half jackets?
  13.  
    Originally Posted by quietwinner View Post

    too soon. gotta give it a few hours min for these to be funny, really 12+ hours


    this, but i was trying to do it fast enough to create the illusion that this thread{came first <---twss}
    Edited By: jerichoholic Oct 7th, 2011 at 03:19 AM
    Thread Starter
  14. lmfao! OP you forgot the dude might be suicidal because his fiance left him and he decided to post a goodbye in a poker forum (a pathetic attempt it was btw).
  15. I'm waiting for somebody to post a fake craigslist ad, then things will get good

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