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Just talked to Nick Swardson on the phone.

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  1. Scheps93 Scheps93 is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:19am)

    Can't prove it, but it happened. Dad and bro were out for a drink when I called him and they were having drinks with Nick. I talked to him for about a minute and a half I would say. He was tanked and it seemed like he didn't mind at all talking on the phone. Cool Story Bro.
  2. OldGrowth OldGrowth is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:28am) in reply to Scheps93

    who's rick swardson?
  3. JoeSexAppeal JoeSexAppeal is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:29am) in reply to OldGrowth

    this is the coolest story ever,

    bro
  4. downbylaw11 downbylaw11 is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:30am) in reply to Scheps93

     
    Originally Posted by Scheps93 View Post

    Can't prove it, but it happened. Dad and bro were out for a drink when I called him and they were having drinks with Nick. I talked to him for about a minute and a half I would say. He was tanked and it seemed like he didn't mind at all talking on the phone. Cool Story Bro.

    why were they having drinks with nick swardson?
  5. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:30am) in reply to downbylaw11

    not gonna lie....i had to google Nick Swardson.
     
  6. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:33am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    He's one of those guys like Dane Cook.

    The kind who I want to kill.
     
  7. edwardt1988 edwardt1988 is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:35am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Ask your dad and your brother if the carpet matches the drapes.
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:35am) in reply to edwardt1988

    no idea who this is

    ima guess famous cook
  9. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:35am) in reply to heavyj80

    Swardson is absolutely hilarious, I love him in Grandma's Boy.
  10. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:38am) in reply to BigEarn7

    guy is funny for a drunken loser who you cant stand to hear talk for more then 15 seconds
  11. MYBLUSHORTS MYBLUSHORTS is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:39am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    I hear Brool Story Co.(s) stock just plummeted....thanks alot OP, there goes my kid's college funds
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:39am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    grandma's boy was awesome.
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:40am) in reply to MYBLUSHORTS

    shiiiiiiiiiiiiit's weak

     
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:41am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    <3 Terry!!

  15. edwardt1988 edwardt1988 is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:41am) in reply to MYBLUSHORTS

     
    Originally Posted by MYBLUSHORTS View Post

    I hear Brool Story Co.(s) stock just plummeted....thanks alot OP, there goes my kid's college funds

    Will you not be able to afford an internet connection anymore?

    Sad Face
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:42am) in reply to edwardt1988

    I love his new show and him on Reno 911.

    his standup is real hit or miss. but Im a big fan
     
  17. MYBLUSHORTS MYBLUSHORTS is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:48am) in reply to edwardt1988

     
    Originally Posted by edwardt1988 View Post

    Will you not be able to afford an internet connection anymore?

    Sad Face

    Brool Story Co. Offers a great pension plan....I will survive
  18. Luho Luho is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 5:50am) in reply to MYBLUSHORTS

    Is he dating your brother?
     
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 6:08am) in reply to BigEarn7

     
    Originally Posted by BigEarn7 View Post

    Swardson was absolutely hilarious in Grandma's Boy, but hasn't been funny for the last few years.

    FYP.
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 6:12am) in reply to cizastro

    I have to pee from my butt
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 6:36am) in reply to whitealroker

    He's a regular at Hennessy's in Laguna Beach. Pretty much a dive bar, but a good place to see UFC fights or watch football.
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 6:40am) in reply to HeyNiceAscot

    Soon as I googled him and saw his face...I immediately thought of this

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 8:35am) in reply to kdunlapmo

    had to google him, but I do recognize him from some things.
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 10:17am) in reply to SevenCostanza

    Glad he blessed us with this gem.

     
  25. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 12:14pm) in reply to Scheps93

    Wtf is with all the Nick Swardson hate?

    Dude was fucking awesome on Reno 911, and his standup wasn't bad at all. It had a somewhat weak ending, which is maybe what people tend to remember it for, since a lot of people have fucktarded memories and if the ending isn't great then their brain magically just erases all the funny shit that happened during the beginning/middle of the show, but there were large portions of it that were solid. Plus the guy just has a vibe to him that is pretty funny in general. Literally got pissed off when someone tried to say he was shitty like Dane Cook. Fuck that.

    If I was friends with Nick Swardson, I'd do a smoke sesh and go roller skating with him at the rink in short shorts and pretend to be gay for the lulz. Anyone who disapproves of that activity is a square and is bad at enjoying life properly.

    Haters gon hate
  26. Arty_the_Cat Arty_the_Cat is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 1:17pm) in reply to bfactor

    Nick Swardson is hilarious!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN_uJ...ure=plpp_video
     
  27. Mkind16 Mkind16 is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 1:37pm) in reply to Arty_the_Cat

    It's like the "I got Kate Upton's phone number" thread from a few months ago all over again.
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  28. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 1:40pm) in reply to Mkind16

    pretend time is a riot
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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 7:51pm) in reply to Glo4m

    He also wrote grandma's boy.
  30. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Jan 3rd, 2012 (1/3/2012 7:57pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    pretend time is a riot


    The second season is actually funny? I personally don't know how it got picked up for season two. I like his stand up and his movie roles, especially Grandma's Boy but I thought Pretend Time's first season was absolute garbage.
     
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