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Kazakhstan President sends 5 spys to kill Pres. Bush!, Attempt at assinating a US President?!! freakin WOW

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  1. Buchsbaumy Buchsbaumy is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:48pm)

    5 spys who sent out by the leader of Kazakhstan himself to kill President Bush were captured today just hours before their plan was to unfold. They had planned to snipe him from 300 yards away and in 5 different directions, assuring that the plan would be carried out. The leader of Kazakhstan fully admits the facts and now USA plans on ....... doing nothing because if we were to attack that country for attempting to assinate a US President, why, thatd be WRONG! PEACE PEACE PEACE! wtf would be attack a country whose president tried to kill ours. thats not an act of war! it was just a bad day he was having i guess.

    all i know is, if we DO attack this country and declare war, then the pres should be IMPEACHED because we have NO REASON to go to war with this country.

    enough said...
     
  2. jerichoholic jerichoholic is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:49pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    link? source?
  3. LeFlyingRat LeFlyingRat is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:49pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    High Five!
  4. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:51pm) in reply to LeFlyingRat

    Dammit! I had him in my Dead Pool too.
  5. Artiecat Artiecat is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:51pm) in reply to LeFlyingRat

    You sound excited and disappointed all at the same time jeri
     
  6. jerichoholic jerichoholic is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:52pm) in reply to Artiecat

    well yeah. Karma seems to be the big winner today consider what happened to the lovely(i use that tern loosely) anna.
  7. KidSensation KidSensation is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:53pm) in reply to Artiecat

    National intelligence proving its worth at exactly the wrong time....does this mean I'm going to get arrested?
  8. hostile hostile is online now

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:53pm) in reply to jerichoholic

    anna who? what happened? what did i miss? pics?
  9. Artiecat Artiecat is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:54pm) in reply to jerichoholic

    Right. Because Bush = Hitler right?
     
  10. luciano luciano is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:55pm) in reply to KidSensation

    Is this for real?
  11. Buchsbaumy Buchsbaumy is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:56pm) in reply to KidSensation

    imo though, there is no real way you can hold back but to get that dude out of office. but i say we hold back and let him stay there, cause he OBV has no bad intentions on the US or anything,

    eeh, F it, dont go to war, trying to kill a US Pres. pfffft, whats the big deal
     
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  12. neophyte neophyte is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:56pm) in reply to jerichoholic

    he has to be lieing
  13. luciano luciano is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:57pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    lol Ok
  14. BigJohn804 BigJohn804 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:57pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    I'm using my sarcasm-detector and every other tool possible and I still can't decipher what the point of either of your posts was.
  15. Lon420 Lon420 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:57pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    lol

    u shrooming?
  16. Lenny Lenny is offline lail henny!

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:57pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    ?????
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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:59pm) in reply to Lon420

    pbv
  18. Sluggle Sluggle is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:59pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    I saw the movie Borat and learned that Kazakhstanis don't like Jews, and a JEW would be our new president if Bush got assassinated!

    ....but seriously, if you thought Bush was bad, imagine how incompetent Cheney would be
     
  19. Buchsbaumy Buchsbaumy is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 10:59pm) in reply to Lenny

    WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!

    MY MISTAKE... it wasnt the Kazakhstan President, it was the IRAQ president and dictator. my mistake.

    again, whatEVER we do, dont go to war to take him down, cause we have by NOOOOOOOOOO means any right to go to war with this country.

    enough said
     
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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 11:01pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 11:02pm) in reply to Sluggle

    "The US Government tried to take out Saddam Hussein much in the same way they eliminated past world leaders, the tough part is getting him to come to Dallas"

    -Bill Hicks
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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 11:03pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    so 6.5 years later you've decided to check into the pre-invasion debate? Interesting... I'll flash ahead for you 6.5 years...

    It's not going so hot...
  23. rp8289a rp8289a is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 11:04pm) in reply to Sluggle

    For those out of the loop Buch is trying to make a silly analogy to when Saddam supposedly tried to assassinate President George H.W. Bush in Kuwait back in the day.
  24. BigJohn804 BigJohn804 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 11:06pm) in reply to rp8289a

    supposedly? LOL...
  25. LeFlyingRat LeFlyingRat is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 11:07pm) in reply to rp8289a

    That nigga tried to kill my fatheeeeer.
  26. Magnet Steve Magnet Steve is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2007 (2/8/2007 11:50pm) in reply to LeFlyingRat

    Mars, bitches!

    And no gays settling down
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    Feb 9th, 2007 (2/9/2007 3:01am) in reply to Buchsbaumy

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