Originally Posted by ECUgirl

LOL at the way your brain works

**and I'm sure she has an amazing vag, but no, I've never seen it.

Why not? You're a chick, it would probly be totally easy. Just be like "hey, let's go to the gym/spa/whatever together, and then when you are in the shower area and are all naked and soapy and slippery and everything, just showering naked together and whatnot with little soap bubbles dripping down your torsos, across your vaginas and stuff, just take a look at her vagina. If she got weirded out just be like "oh, I was just following this one really rainbow-ishly colored soap bubble that was going down your stomach, and then gravity made it drip down to your vagina." and she would be like "oh okay that makes sense. Yawn, I'm bored, wanna make out?" And then you'd be like "Okay, sure!" and then you would make out with each other and inevitably you'd do stuff to her vagina with your mouth maybe, and then you'd get like a way better view even that before.

Just do that. That's what I would do, if I was a chick.

 

Originally Posted by ECUgirl

You hush your face! Your gf is absolutely lovely! Beautiful inside and out imo :)

As a girl you may not understand this but you just called his gf fat.

 

Originally Posted by rayspizza

that guy is the dopeness

Is that a BROWN and orange Knicks hat??? WTF.

Killer boots



off to their friends dried Macaroni art opening



and the boss

Willywoo outing his foot fetish ITT

 

Originally Posted by ECUgirl

You hush your face! Your gf is absolutely lovely! Beautiful inside and out imo :)

And I often have a goofy look on my face.

 

Originally Posted by ECUgirl

LOL at the way your brain works

**and I'm sure she has an amazing vag, but no, I've never seen it.

confirmed

 

Originally Posted by Niceguy

As a girl you may not understand this but you just called his gf fat.

lol, yeah this is definitely standard lingo, ECU.

my favorite word in Spanish was always azafata. Used in a sentence "You can keep your skinny model chicks; I'm happy with my girl with the cute face and the azafata."

Kk, no mention of the big bang theory keeps your report of that block to an A, no +. Im sorry, so close tho. Maybe a Triple mocciato with carmel latte will help me past it.

Im amazed how unfashionable colorado is. It grows on you after awhile. The only thing people get trendy for is the club and thats prob two years behind...kc is another 1.5-2 behind us ftr. When i lived back east i blew wads on fashion, lol@ that now.

 

Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos

There's youtube to help visualize better, KK is in here somewhere.

I wasn't quite able to internalize kellykips insatiable hatred until this video, and alecks (I'm guessing this is how hipsters spell it) in particular. uuuuuhhhh indie, heh, uhuhuhuhhhhhhh geek-chic, heh uhhh uhhhhm fun.



looooooool @ the guy that said his name is hummus.



I haven't been this angry in a long time. Midwest hipsters are straight up hillbillies compared to those people.

 

Originally Posted by Willywoo

Call it a hunch. He is not wearing socks.

is he filming rise of the planet of the apes 2 in NY??

 

Originally Posted by XXEDPXX

I think I'm getting a little too old for the cargo shorts. I feel like your typical 18-22 year old college kid whenever I wear them out. Like I'm in a frat or some shit like that. prefer just straight khaki shorts nowadays. I'm actually getting to the age where it's okay to bring back the jorts. I don't want to be some 30 year old guy rocking a pair of cargo shorts and a t shirt looking like I'm getting ready to go to the kegger at the Alpha Beta House. Jorts give you that "I'm a man and I'm not supposed to give a fuck about fashion" look I'd be willing to go with more than the guy who can't let go of his youth vibe that the cargo shorts give off. I'm not actually gonna go buy any jean shorts but I got respect for the men that wear them. It's a sign that you're a real man. You probably do things like drink Miller High Life and build shit with wood. You know about cars and change your own oil. All that being said I'm a basketball shorts person myself.

Not even joking when I say I wore jorts today and drank a 6pack of High Life. I dont build shit with wood or change my own oil tho.

this friend of mine loves to wear jorts.. it doesn't interfere with picking up chicks (literally), so more power to him

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^^^^

Chicks always like gay guys

 

Originally Posted by Chngs Chckn

so "cut-offs" are acceptable male attire?

Always considered cutoffs to be pretty "redneck" and standard jean shorts to be acceptable to the general public but what do I know?

 

Originally Posted by Dyzalot

Always considered cutoffs to be pretty "redneck" and standard jean shorts to be acceptable to the general public but what do I know?

not much about fashion...