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Kenny Powers open letter to Tebow

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  1. DAWS DAWS is offline OT's Youngest Grandpa

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 7:19pm)

    http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/...tter-tim-tebow

    As Yogi Berra famously said, "it's like Deja Vu came all over itself again."
    The more I read about Tim Tebow, the more I see similarities to my own life story. Our story begins with a young mother- to-be who wants an abortion. Instead, she mans up and has the baby, giving birth to a son-child.
    This special son-child makes a life out of bucking the odds. Though neither the strongest nor the fastest, he excels at sports. Many experts doubt the remarkable lad. They tell him he throws funny, and that he doesn't have the right physique for the game. It's science, they say. He'll only go so far.
    But the Gifted Young Athlete refuses to let the doubters shit in his Wheaties. To hell with science. The Gifted Young Athlete knows that he has something stronger. He has God on his side. So he presses on and keeps a good attitude, and every time he beats the odds in life he proves the experts wrong.

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  2. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 7:22pm) in reply to DAWS

    YOU'RE FUCKIN OUT!
      
  3. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 7:33pm) in reply to sketchy1

    "Even though he's hooking me up, I still see it's kind of a cocksucker move on Jesus's part."

    Gold.
  4. DAWS DAWS is offline OT's Youngest Grandpa

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 7:36pm) in reply to El Burro

    i cant help but read the letter using his voice... picturing him in his bronco with a 6 pack of high life
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  5. latifahs latifahs is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 7:38pm) in reply to DAWS

    We're both from the same shit CT town, except one of us has their own personal stylist and the other shoplifts their shit from Fashion Bug.
  6. sinatra22 sinatra22 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 7:52pm) in reply to latifahs

    Just imagine Tim Tebow winning a super bowl...
  7. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 8:07pm) in reply to sinatra22

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