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  1. Would you press a button that would kill any random person in the world for a $1,000,000?
  2. Yes. And I wouldn't miss a wink of sleep over it.
  3. With no consequences I'd pull a random trigger.
  4. As long as its mkind
  5. gleep glop
  6. id be alot more likely to do this if i never knew the name or anything after i did it
  7. fuck that you can tell me the name before hand, hell you can show me a family photo but ill be pressing the button.
  8. I'd press that button multiple times if i got a million every time.

    and like a previous poster said, wouldnt miss a wink of sleep.
  9. how many time could i press it? cuz id do it about 100 times if i could
  10. with my luck, the randomizer would pick me at random when i pushed the button.... F Bad Beats.
  11. I don't see that much satisfaction in getting $1M for doing nothing, let alone for doing nothing and killing someone.
  12. No...I know how upset I'd be if someone killed someone in my family. Said random person is likely to have a family too; so I wouldn't be able to do it for any amount of money.

    Now if said random machine was going to land on my exhusband, don't tempt me (he hated my enthusiasm towards sports even though anyone who's known me for 10 minutes would be aware of it...he hacked me out of my bankroll twice, and I've found out as of late, I have a repossessed car and two maxed out credit cards in my name that he is behind and is laughing about it...).
  13. Push a button? Sheeeeeeeeez I dooooont neeeeeeed noooooooo stinkin butttttttons.
  14. do you get a bonus if you know them
  15. the button thing makes it pretty easy... killing somebody with a knife for a mill is a lot different
  16. I'd kill anyone(besides myself) for 1 million. The contractor can name the terms and how they want the person to die.
  17. LOLOLOL
  18. ^^^thats fucked up
  19. Id would like to think I wouldnt, but if this absurd situaton actually came up Im not so sure
  20. my god, what a thread! only one person has said no so far... i'll be the 2nd. you heartless bastards!

    I wonder if the government scans the web for this kinda shit... i bet you're all on george w's watch list after this thread
  21. lol at his name: niceguy
  22. LOL nice
  23. Wow, are you all ever losers. Just when I thought OT had some good people in it. Shame Shame Shame. I would be worse for knowing any of you.
  24. Or are we all going on his list of names for the draft of troops???hmmmmmm
  25. lol nh redsox
  26. I hope that my sarcasm detector is broken because honestly think if youre life ended right now...you have so much more to do in life and experience. And even if you might have some how experience everything, to me life is about the fun experiences. If someone took the fun out of life for me (not necessarily killed me), I know I'd commit suicide. Seriously, maybe you guys might have made a (for lack of better words) mindful agreement that "hey it might just be some
    bum on the street or a boy/girl who's gonna die anyways cuz theyre starving in Africa." :click:
    I know you probably heard this but it is true: No amount of money can replace someones life (maybe in the future but forget about that for now) If deep down you really would press that button it shows your character and your values. You are a selfish person and only value yourself. AIDS
  27. lol at specifically responding to mine. its OT, dont take everything so serious

    you ahve been subtly trolling my posts for over a year now
  28. i am going to have to say no because if i did whats not to say there are multiple people getting this offer and i am on someone else's list it is all about karma and seriously 1 million to kill someone it just isn't worth it to look in their eyes as they die pass i will just keep running my kk into a donk that calls with 94 off and lose
  29. Notice how I said you are ALL losers. I wasn't picking you out Matt. Kind of funny that you think that though. I didn't even notice it was you. Don't be so self important and don't kill people for money.
  30. <span>IF</span> I did press the button, I would probably be really depressed afterwards. Especially when someone says "hey, how did you get that money?" You can't put a price on someones life, and you can't put a price on my conscience.

    Therefore, I say no.