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  1. So I have a $9,500 student loan coming in on Jan 18th. Of course this is after x-mas, winter break, major moving expense (lease runs out Dec 31, so lot's of payments and deposits due Jan 1).

    The money is a lock (it's the second disbursement, first semester went through no problems, government money, yada yada).

    My credit score is so low it's outright offensive to anyone that actually knows what my number means (still got 3 digits though, bitchessssssssss). So I can't just walk into a bank and ask for a personal loan that I intend to pay back in a month.

    Does anyone have any legit suggestions on how to get some liquid goodness? I can set it up so the disbursement is a direct deposit to any (read, not mine) bank account but would those 'we buy structured settlements" places even take a look? Or anyone know any Albanian Mob Bosses that hang out @Borgata that want to help me out for way too much juice?
  2. I'll give you $10,000 if you never post again
  3. LOL, this feels just like emailing somebody on craiglist about an item for sale. Only catch is because they are out of town you need to western union the money and someone else will deliver the item.
  4. Do you own anything you could put for colleteral?
  5. Care to elaborate????

    "Nate De La Piedra scammed the users of a well-known poker website for hundreds of dollars.

    He will not respond to any requests for info as to what he did with the money.

    Any political campaign or organization should scrutinize him very closely before associating itself with him."

    Hmmmmmmm
  6. 12 FPPs, 1/2 a case of smokes and a mostly full bag of beef jerky.
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  7. Is that an admission of guilt???
  8.  
    Originally Posted by sponge1430 View Post

    Care to elaborate????

    "Nate De La Piedra scammed the users of a well-known poker website for hundreds of dollars.

    He will not respond to any requests for info as to what he did with the money.

    Any political campaign or organization should scrutinize him very closely before associating itself with him."

    Hmmmmmmm

    flame war that spilled over into creepy stalker zone.

    I'm not actually fixin to get a 9k loan on P5s, was more hoping to hear stories of people convincing sallie mae to do an early disbursement (and how) or some creative solution from someone in the finance industry
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  9. pm isildur1 he's got money.

    otherwise, bartend for new year's eve, quick, easy, loads of cash.
  10.  
    Originally Posted by ndelapiedra View Post

    flame war that spilled over into creepy stalker zone.

    I'm not actually fixin to get a 9k loan on P5s, was more hoping to hear stories of people convincing sallie mae to do an early disbursement (and how) or some creative solution from someone in the finance industry

    Maybe you could manage the Godiva in Tyson's Corner for the last two weeks of November and December?

    If you're going to go around making posts on a board like this with your first and last name listed clearly on your profile page, you should expect that sort of thing. Unless of course your name is as common as "Adam Terry."
  11.  
    Originally Posted by ud2 View Post


    Maybe you could manage the Godiva in Tyson's Corner for the last two weeks of November and December?

    If you're going to go around making posts on a board like this with your first and last name listed clearly on your profile page, you should expect that sort of thing. Unless of course your name is as common as "Adam Terry."

    meh, I've been called worse by better. For example this one taught me not to <span>break up with news editors this one taught me not to date crazy chicks that keep emails and release them eight months later out of context</span>

    Flame war was actually not P5s related at all (until the googles turned against me about 4 posts up). and some Turkish equity firm bought the Godiva brand from Campbell's soup ~2 quarters ago so the store is all corporty and not a fun 'decompresser' anymore.

    I also eat babies and have confounded every political scientist of the 20th century by creating a non-oxymoronic communist/socialist/facist/democratic ideology.
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  12. best profile pic ever
  13. Good luck with that.

    This reminds me of a scam that just happened to my buddy's grandparents. Someone called from Canada and said he was in jail, and not to tell anyone. They needed $12,000 wired to Canada so he could get out of jail. They sent the $$, and then obv found out it was a scam.

    Needless to say, he better not ever call them if he does actually need bailed out.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by louiemdj View Post

    Good luck with that.

    This reminds me of a scam that just happened to my buddy's grandparents. Someone called from Canada and said he was in jail, and not to tell anyone. They needed $12,000 wired to Canada so he could get out of jail. They sent the $$, and then obv found out it was a scam.

    Needless to say, he better not ever call them if he does actually need bailed out.

    Perhaps I wasn't clear in my previous comment, lemme rephrase:

    <span>I'm not actually fixin to get a 9k loan on P5s, was more hoping to hear stories of people convincing sallie mae to do an early disbursement (and how) or some creative solution from someone in the finance industry</span>
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  15. isn't everyone in mclean loaded? just ask your fuckin neighbors. if that doesn't work, ask dave neal or his family. a rich persian friend of mine from school who lived in that area said dave neals dad would give him $1000 for every point he scored. regardless, rumors like that true or not dont get started about poor people. plus i think he's getting a deal to play ball professionally in lebanon or turkey (edit, looked it up, he's playing in the Irish Superleague) or some obscure white country so $9500 should be nothing to anyone in that family.
     
  16.  
    Originally Posted by Denty View Post

    isn't everyone in mclean loaded? just ask your fuckin neighbors. if that doesn't work, ask dave neal or his family.

    ...

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  17.  
    Originally Posted by ndelapiedra View Post

    Or anyone know any Albanian Mob Bosses that hang out @Borgata that want to help me out for way too much juice?

    idk if you know, just how true the statement is.. minus the boss part obv.. lolol
  18.  
    Originally Posted by ndelapiedra View Post

    flame war that spilled over into creepy stalker zone.

    I'm not actually fixin to get a 9k loan on P5s, was more hoping to hear stories of people convincing sallie mae to do an early disbursement (and how) or some creative solution from someone in the finance industry

    Flame war? So I guess the people (like Full Tilt red pro Thomas Bihl) have no right to ask for the hundreds of dollars back that they staked you for? They should be okay with the fact that you took funds that were supposed to be used for MTTs and instead were wasted on Limit Hold'em cash games? Explain that Nate.
     
  19. first.. atco,t... popcorn ect
  20. my guess is nate is going the way of the dodo on this issue...but i will stick around to see
  21. Not a flame war Nate but we do try to protect the stakers at Chipmeup.com and also warn the other sites just like they do us. This isn't a flame Nate, and I've backed you many times myself. You need to pay back the funds you took and Chipmeup.com members need to be told by the stakers in your event that you paid him/them back.
    Good luck in the future. I see things aren't going well for you. I never wish that on anyone but you brought it on yourself.

    Kick.
  22. Easy solution.

    Go to www.prosper.com

    It's a website that people fund loans for other people, rather than banks, etc. You put info about how much you want, why you want it and why you would be reliable at paying it back. People fund the loan with different amounts, $25, $50, etc. until it reaches the point where your loan is totally funded.

    Once your loan is 100% funded it will be wired into your account. Easy game.
  23.  
    Originally Posted by OhAaT View Post

    Easy solution.

    Go to www.prosper.com

    It's a website that people fund loans for other people, rather than banks, etc. You put info about how much you want, why you want it and why you would be reliable at paying it back. People fund the loan with different amounts, $25, $50, etc. until it reaches the point where your loan is totally funded.

    Once your loan is 100% funded it will be wired into your account. Easy game.

    My credit score is so low it's outright offensive to anyone that actually knows what my number means (still got 3 digits though, bitchessssssssss). So I can't just walk into a bank and ask for a personal loan that I intend to pay back in a month

    I think they run your credit score and is possible to be deemed too low just FYI, worth a shot though.
  24. Nate,

    Once you get your payment in January do you intend to pay back Thomas Bihl and the other investors at CMU that you stiffed? Here is a reminder of those who felt your wrath:

    http://chipmeup.pokernews.com/forums...s/11584?page=1

    I do like this statement though "So I can't just walk into a bank and ask for a personal loan that I intend to pay back in a month". Your intentions and what really happens have proven to be quite different. Pay the people you owe, or this will continue to follow you.

    Kindest Regards,

    Ryan
     
  25. i call bull shit on this student loan coming in for 9.5k. Since when are student loan repayments required in a lump sum payment?
  26. it looks like u make money at pokahs, use that
  27. do you have a car? i remember all the shady commercials on DC television

    "get the cash you need in a flash at CashPoint"

    check them out, its high interest obv cause theyre shady ass neon sign mother fuckers but you put your car title up for collateral, and you get the cash you need. in a flash.
     
  28.  
    Originally Posted by coolhandkev View Post

    i call bull shit on this student loan coming in for 9.5k. Since when are student loan repayments required in a lump sum payment?

    Dude, read the OP...it's the opposite. I get MY lump for the semester in mid-Jan (you know....right around the time Spring Semester starts....)
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  29.  
    Originally Posted by Denty View Post

    do you have a car? i remember all the shady commercials on DC television

    "get the cash you need in a flash at CashPoint"

    check them out, its high interest obv cause theyre shady ass neon sign mother fuckers but you put your car title up for collateral, and you get the cash you need. in a flash.

    that fucking jingle is going to be stuck in my head for the 19 hours but it's EXACT comment that I created this thread for.

    Check and Mate

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