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The last THREE vegas trips..........

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  1. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:12pm)

    People have PROMISED to get me laid.

    I havent got laid yet.

    CAN WE MAKE THAT HAPPEN THIS YEAR??!!!! AND YES WITH A GIRL(trannys are fine)!
    I'll even pay but my orgazation skills suck and thats where i'd like some help.
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:14pm) in reply to whitealroker

    AND YES WITH A GIRL(trannys are fine)!

     
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:14pm) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    I'll even pay but my orgazation skills suck and thats where i'd like some help.

    PM Don Juan

     
  4. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:16pm) in reply to SyphonSoul

    Just saying if we hire what a appears to be female and there is a suprise. It wont hurt my feelings
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:17pm) in reply to whitealroker

    WAR, it takes almost zero effort to get laid in Veags, just ask B?
     
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:19pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    WAR, it takes almost zero effort to get laid in Veags, just ask B?

    i mean seriously, you can't miss those guys on the street slapping the cards
  7. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:19pm) in reply to wantagolf

    I know but for whatever reason it hasnt happened. I had the bling last year and blew it on video poker and wound up having to pleasure myself in a RIO restroom.
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  8. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:21pm) in reply to NetFan44

     
    Originally Posted by NetFan44 View Post

    i mean seriously, you can't miss those guys on the street slapping the cards

    you can hire them for sex???
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  9. SILKY JOHNSON SILKY JOHNSON is online now

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:22pm) in reply to whitealroker

    Can't even get laid in get laid in Vegas, let alone "organize" with a fucking prostitute correctly?

  10. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:22pm) in reply to whitealroker

    Thats your problem. You say you want to before hand, but you get too caught up gambling.

    First thing you do next time is find your tranny first, then gamble.
     
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:24pm) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    you can hire them for sex???

    If you like 5' 2" mexicans, i'm sure one of them will blow you if the price is right.
     
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:30pm) in reply to whitealroker

    How about this year, we just buy you a grill.
     
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:32pm) in reply to whitealroker

    Hahaha..I can get you laid for dollars, with a tranny, or a sympathy fxck, your choice.

    Man whatever happened to your game?

    Just lose the black tee and the jean shorts and have some style.
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:42pm) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    I'll even pay

    well, it's more than Chaz ever offered.
     
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:48pm) in reply to Wein

     
    Originally Posted by Wein View Post


    well, it's more than Chaz ever offered.

    Chaz would of screwed him himself?
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:53pm) in reply to whitealroker

    If you can still get someone to back you despite not being profitable in micro limit holdem, plo or plo8 this year, then imo you deserve a reward.
  17. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 9:55pm) in reply to thefuture021

    .
     
    Originally Posted by thefuture021 View Post

    If you can still get someone to back you despite not being profitable in micro limit holdem, plo or plo8 this year, then imo you deserve a reward.

    already do. and I wont be playing any of those games there
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:02pm) in reply to whitealroker

    dam i would think you would be able to take care of it...isntt finding prostitutes suposed to be easy in vegas?
  19. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:21pm) in reply to thefuture021

     
    Originally Posted by thefuture021 View Post

    If you can still get someone to back you despite not being profitable in micro limit holdem, plo or plo8 this year, then imo you deserve a reward.

    This sounds dangerously close to calling him out on poker skills. But WTF do I know.
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:27pm) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    This sounds dangerously close to calling him out on poker skills. But WTF do I know.

    WAR is and will be the only person I legitimately take a shot at for their lack of poker skills, especially in OT. And I only do that because of things like this in spite of all of the incredibly generous stuff OT has done for him.
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:28pm) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    This sounds dangerously close to calling him out on poker skills. But WTF do I know.

    hes right. ive had a bad year. ive spent alot less this year also and basically have given up on the 10s and 20s i was doing well in from 07 to 08
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  22. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:31pm) in reply to thefuture021

     
    Originally Posted by thefuture021 View Post

    WAR is and will be the only person I legitimately take a shot at for their lack of poker skills, especially in OT. And I only do that because of things like this in spite of all of the incredibly generous stuff OT has done for him.

    Fair point.
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:36pm) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by thefuture021 View Post

    WAR is and will be the only person I legitimately take a shot at for their lack of poker skills, especially in OT. And I only do that because of things like this in spite of all of the incredibly generous stuff OT has done for him.

    Fair point.

    um theyve done ONE thing and i would have had paid them all if i would have won and that was THREE YEARS AGO. future was JEALOUS i got that WSOP stake then, was one of the ONLY people that bitched. and hes still jealous.
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:37pm) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    um theyve done ONE thing and i would have had paid them all if i would have won and that was THREE YEARS AGO. future was JEALOUS i got that WSOP stake then, was one of the ONLY people that bitched. and hes still jealous.

    Amen brother Amen
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:38pm) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    I know but for whatever reason it hasnt happened. I had the bling last year and blew it on video poker and wound up having to pleasure myself in a RIO restroom.

    quoted for people to read again.
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:46pm) in reply to whitealroker

    hope war dies tbh
     
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:48pm) in reply to Rocky

    I Miss Chaz?
  28. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:48pm) in reply to goofy2485

    GL in the tourney at my table war :)
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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:51pm) in reply to DonkDon

    it would take a hellacious amount of game and money combined to get WAR laid
     
  30. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 10:55pm) in reply to whitealroker

    some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

    War is all three

    (catch-22 regarding major major) seems appropriate
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