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  1. Armstrong Armstrong is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 7:14pm)

    My ex tried friending me on facebook and I sent her a message saying

    "Unless your end goal is me cumming inside you...quit trying and pretend like I never existed"

    She responded "OMG. You disgust me"

    about 4 months later I sent her sister a drunk text saying
    "Let me get your whore sisters #"

    I lost the war...woulda been sick if I kept the first one.
  2. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 7:16pm) in reply to Armstrong

     
    Originally Posted by Armstrong View Post

    "Unless your end goal is me cumming inside you...quit trying and pretend like I never existed"

    This doesnt look right to me. should it say ever existed?
     
  3. apc8923 apc8923 is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 7:16pm) in reply to Armstrong

  4. SirLiesAlot SirLiesAlot is online now

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 7:16pm) in reply to Armstrong

    Dont get so down on yourself, the second one wasnt bad. A drunk text to her sister. Pretty much conveys that shes only worthwhile to empty your chambers for you and that the only way you think about her is when youre drunk. Not exactly a charming combo. Add that to the fact you sent it to her sister, and I dont think youre in bad shape. Went from birdie to par, but definately no bogey.
  5. keylight keylight is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 7:23pm) in reply to Armstrong

    "the type of friends that fuck each other?"
  6. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 7:25pm) in reply to Armstrong

    2 exes i don't talk to anymore. first one after 4 years of me wishing he died a painful death for all he did to me, he finally apologized (something he never did in all the years we were together) and we hung out for a few hours. when i left, i thanked him for finally apologizing since i knew how hard that was and told him it was nice to finally have peaceful closure and told him to take care.

    the other one i told him he was a waste of life and to leave me the fuck alone :)
  7. elendil elendil is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 7:39pm) in reply to AnonymousX

    It too bad that you see things differently.
  8. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 7:40pm) in reply to elendil

     
    Originally Posted by elendil View Post


    It too bad that you see things differently.

    meaning that she thinks that another guys cock is a dildo that she puts condoms on and u don't?
  9. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 8:05pm) in reply to Armstrong

  10. H@BB@KUK H@BB@KUK is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 8:10pm) in reply to Armstrong

    it was a while back but i ended it with her pretty abruptly and she continually texted me stupid things like its my loss, im the best you will ever get, and then it turned into i hope you die etc.(all the this time i never responded)...so finally i replied with"remember that friend you brought to my house a months ago, brittany, and then you passed out. well i fucked her that night and then i had you blow me in the morning." she never responded. i win.
  11. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is online now

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 8:16pm) in reply to Armstrong

    My counsel has advised me against posting in this thread, due to upcoming custody proceedings.

    I had a few doozeys tho.
  12. tennisee tennisee is offline aka PhiAlphaMTSU

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 8:26pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    where do you find these people???!!! me and all of my exes are cordial
  13. Anywayz_ Anywayz_ is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 8:29pm) in reply to tennisee

    Get your dick out his bum!
  14. coolhandkev coolhandkev is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 8:29pm) in reply to tennisee

    Why would you want to cum inside a crazy ex? That sounds like a recipe for disaster...
  15. Chad Swinehart Chad Swinehart is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 8:44pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    Yes. Yes I did just wipe my dick on your pillow case!
  16. MikeCaroJr MikeCaroJr is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 9:04pm) in reply to Armstrong

    Favre jersey, give it back
  17. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 9:07pm) in reply to H@BB@KUK

     
    Originally Posted by H@BB@KUK View Post

    it was a while back but i ended it with her pretty abruptly and she continually texted me stupid things like its my loss, im the best you will ever get, and then it turned into i hope you die etc.(all the this time i never responded)...so finally i replied with"remember that friend you brought to my house a months ago, brittany, and then you passed out. well i fucked her that night and then i had you blow me in the morning." she never responded. i win.

    that's low yo
  18. shotmang shotmang is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 9:40pm) in reply to Armstrong

    sick brag about being a total douchebag
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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 9:45pm) in reply to Armstrong

    There isn't a ex who wouldn't hug me and smile upon seeing me again. True story.
    My last words have always been enjoy your life, I have had sooo much fun with you.
  20. shallowcal shallowcal is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 9:48pm) in reply to H@BB@KUK

     
    Originally Posted by H@BB@KUK View Post

    it was a while back but i ended it with her pretty abruptly and she continually texted me stupid things like its my loss, im the best you will ever get, and then it turned into i hope you die etc.(all the this time i never responded)...so finally i replied with"remember that friend you brought to my house a months ago, brittany, and then you passed out. well i fucked her that night and then i had you blow me in the morning." she never responded. i win.


    COOOOLLLLDDDD BLLLOOOOOOOODED!!
  21. xxACES UPxx xxACES UPxx is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 10:16pm) in reply to shallowcal

    Screw you guys, Im going home
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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 10:21pm) in reply to Armstrong

    All these people bashing the OP are just haters. I feel you dude, it always a lot easier to leave it on a bad note so you can get over it much quicker and never regret breaking up imo. gl in the future.
     
  23. MilBestDrnkr MilBestDrnkr is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 10:21pm) in reply to Armstrong

    she claimed she was pregnant, but I had heard differently (from a couple of her friends). so after we had broken up she kept playing like she was, until I got a text that said something along the lines of "she lost the baby" ... to which I responded "that is the best news I've heard all day cunt"
  24. yjbrewer yjbrewer is offline

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 10:32pm) in reply to MilBestDrnkr

    I wish u the best but I dont want nothin else to do with u
  25. LoveHatePoker LoveHatePoker is online now

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 10:40pm) in reply to Armstrong

    I got nothing. I had a good one a few weeks ago, but we're back together now. I told her, "fare thee well," knowing she'd get the reference.

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  26. grapsfan grapsfan is offline Head Curmudgeon

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    Feb 26th, 2010 (2/26/2010 10:50pm) in reply to Armstrong

    The only interesting one of mine is:

    "That $2500 you stole from me is felony grand larceny, so I suggest you get me a cashier's check by the end of the week."
     
  27. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Feb 27th, 2010 (2/27/2010 12:46am) in reply to LoveHatePoker

     
    Originally Posted by LoveHatePoker View Post

    I got nothing. I had a good one a few weeks ago, but we're back together now. I told her, "fare thee well," knowing she'd get the reference.

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    thats the greatest breakup song of all time
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    Feb 27th, 2010 (2/27/2010 10:30am) in reply to Armstrong

    Take care now.
  29. dnb128 dnb128 is offline

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    Feb 27th, 2010 (2/27/2010 12:52pm) in reply to Armstrong

    "I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose. The device you are wearing is hooked into your upper and lower jaw. When the timer in the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap. There is only one key to open the device. It's in the stomach of your dead cellmate. Look around. Know that I'm not lying. Better hurry up. Live or die, make your choice."
  30. 36crazyfists 36crazyfists is offline

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    Feb 27th, 2010 (2/27/2010 12:58pm) in reply to Armstrong

    pics????

    I met my ex for drinks after a year of not seeing her. She came back to my place and before we got it on another chick stopped by unannounced so I had to send the ex packing. We havent spoken since. Pretty sure last words were "you gotta go".
     
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