having a 5000 pound rock crush you to death while passed out, obv.

obv in your sleep no?

sit in car in garage turn on car. carbon monoxide builds up u go to sleep

^^^correct

all i know is i want to die rich

i knoe the giants suck, but you don't have to kill yourself over it.

yea fuck it drug overdose it is. Just make sure you take enough so you don't go into a coma or wake up after a stroke or something

overdosing on painkillers

...bc nothing is worse than suffocating to death while thre is an annoying beeping in the background!

i wanna be fucking jessica alba in my garage on massive amounts of heroin while the car is running and the garage door is down

1. Taking 500 anything will probably kill you

2. Taking 500 anything will NOT be painless.... its excruciating actually

neophtye wins hands down. Nuclear bomb in your face. No evidence left behind.

thanks guys

heroin overdose is actually very painful, your lungs/throat tighten up and you can't breath (respiratory failure)

i think what face1 meant to say was heroin overdose while wasted

getting really drunk and shooting a lot of heroin is the least painful way to die, hands down, besides dying in your sleep, but they are almost the same thing because if u shoot heroin wasted the 2 drugs combined slow your heart down so badly that u just pass out and never wake up, totally painless

now that i think about it that might even be better than dying in your sleep, b/c rumor has it that when u die in your sleep it's b/c u died in a dream (altho i did have 1 super sick nightmare in which i got shot in the head, and i didnt die obv)

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Maybe I'm in an extra-deep mood today but, I have to believe I wasn't put on this earth to make myself wealthy. To me, I'd much rather die poor and knowing I made a difference in other's lives than dying rich and selfish. Maybe I'm just young and naive, but if all you know about your death is that you want to die rich, I have to question your outlook on life.

I apologize if I took what you said completely wrong. I probably took it too seriously. Whatever.