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  1. paulpete paulpete is offline

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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 10:47pm)

    Now he needs to get married only 5 more times to reach Jordan.....
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 10:49pm) in reply to paulpete

    jordans been married once
     
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 10:52pm) in reply to chancemcc

    ...........hence the reason he said let the ring jokes ensue...but he'd need 6 more marriages to reach Jordan's ring total in that sense
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 10:52pm) in reply to MyJobisYou

    I didn't know he had 2 kids, not that i'm surprised.
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 10:54pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    I guess Lebron was able to buy a ring after all...
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 10:54pm) in reply to paulpete

     
  7. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is offline Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 10:55pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    NotBillWalton The Bill Walton Trip
    LeBron is getting married without a prenup. Regardless, his fianc won't have to worry about a divorce since he never finishes anything.

    NotBillWalton The Bill Walton Trip
    Now that LeBron got down on one knee and popped the question to his girlfriend, that's yet another person with more rings than "King" James.

    NotBillWalton The Bill Walton Trip
    No word yet on which dress Chris Bosh will be wearing to LeBron's wedding. I'm guessing something that won't be ruined by excess tears.

    NotBillWalton The Bill Walton Trip
    Jordan also just got engaged. MJ had a choice of many rings to propose with while LeBron had to again ask DWade for help by borrowing his.
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 10:56pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho



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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 10:57pm) in reply to SluggerWV

  10. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 11:01pm) in reply to SluggerWV

    I can honestly say Ive banged a hotter black chick than that.
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 11:03pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    dassa lucky bish
     
  13. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 11:08pm) in reply to clemsonrich

    That woman is nasty to say the least
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 11:36pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    marrying the mother of his 2 children who hes been with since highschool. A pretty solid, respectable move on lebron's part seeing as how he could get prob a million hotter girls. This won't stop the bitter haters from hatin tho. That and the fact that he must cheat on her every night but fuck it, right?
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 11:39pm) in reply to Oh Rale

     
    Originally Posted by Oh Rale View Post

    That woman is nasty to say the least

    she looks like she sucks a mean cock tho
     
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 11:46pm) in reply to chancemcc

     
    Originally Posted by chancemcc View Post

    she looks like she sucks a mean cock tho

    All black women suck a mean cock. It's just more of a challenge to get them to do so.
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    Jan 1st, 2012 (1/1/2012 11:52pm) in reply to Niceguy

    I don't understand why he wouldn't get rid of that one and hook up with Serena Williams and create a bunch of little super athletes.
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 12:22am) in reply to Bonestein

     
    Originally Posted by Bonestein View Post

    I don't understand why he wouldn't get rid of that one and hook up with Serena Williams and create a bunch of little super athletes.


    bc of the penix
     
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 1:20am) in reply to voorh33s

     
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post

    marrying the mother of his 2 children who hes been with since highschool. A pretty solid, respectable move

    marrying her after she got pregnant the first time would have been more solid and respectable
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 1:21am) in reply to JKoblyn

    not enough mean spirited lebron hate itt.

    I hope she does a decision show live on ESPN when she leaves him with half his gold!
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 1:38am) in reply to Hughes4

    I heard he got nervous and Wade had to pop up the question for him
     
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 3:19am) in reply to stackinsideways

    who is she...she doesnt even look like anything special
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 3:24am) in reply to Cortz

     
    Originally Posted by Cortz View Post

    who is she...she doesnt even look like anything special

    who said she was?
     
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 3:29am) in reply to R_Webb18

    - Another bad decision.
    - It will be a June wedding. Their schedule should be open.
    - We all know that Dwayne Wade will be the best man, and that Chris Bosh will be a bridesmaid.
     
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 3:56am) in reply to R_Webb18

     
    Originally Posted by R_Webb18 View Post

    who said she was?

    why is on the front page of espn then shes a nobody....who caresssssss
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 4:22am) in reply to Cortz

    everyone cares.

    he's the King.

    anyone else think bron probably has some kinky sexual fetishes?
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 4:33am) in reply to Hughes4

    that ho busted nigga

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    - Another bad decision.
    - It will be a June wedding. Their schedule should be open.
    - We all know that Dwayne Wade will be the best man, and that Chris Bosh will be a bridesmaid.

    lol
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 6:44am) in reply to voorh33s

     
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post

    marrying the mother of his 2 children who hes been with since highschool. A pretty solid, respectable move on lebron's part seeing as how he could get prob a million hotter girls. This won't stop the bitter haters from hatin tho. That and the fact that he must cheat on her every night but fuck it, right?

    respectable guys dont cheat
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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 6:57am) in reply to Hallettcopta

    Its actually pretty cool that he's still with his HS girlfriend. I think despite the perceived ego Lebron is actually a pretty solid individual at his core. You try not having a little bit of ego when everyone around you have been telling you you're the best thing ever since you were 14 years old. Gotta respect a man who stays dedicated to the same woman all this time.
     
  30. voorh33s voorh33s is offline

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    Jan 2nd, 2012 (1/2/2012 8:10pm) in reply to Hallettcopta

     
    Originally Posted by Hallettcopta View Post

    respectable guys dont cheat

    that's easy for a plebeian like us to say. It's a lot different when you're on the road 200 days a year and perfect 10s are begging you to let them suck your dick. I can't take anyone seriously who thinks their actions should be judged the same way a famous athletes are judged when the other variables are so much different. You must not respect anyone in the nba.
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