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  1. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Pee Wee's Big Adventure

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:03pm)

    I was mowing my lawn a couple hours ago when this bird flew out of the trees and started attacking me. I was like wtf and kept mowing. I came back again for another pass and the damn bird flew straight at me and hit me in the chest. Hurt like a hell and I looked down and there was a dead bird on my lap. Haha you dumb fucker. That will teach you.

    I stopped the mower and picked it up. I noticed other birds in the yard chirping at me like I had done something wrong. I then decided there was only one way to show the rest of these kamikaze birds who the dominant species in the area was. I would put this bird around my yard in unflattering poses and take photos and post them on the internet. That should teach them who's boss.




















    I would have like to have more birds so I could do a naked bird pyramid but all I had was a couple of Snoopy's.



    I tried to get a shot of him on a tee and I got my driver out but it started raining so I just chucked it over the fence. It's been quiet for a while now here. I think they're all still in shock.
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:07pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    Good lord man.
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:07pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

    Hahahahahaha
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:09pm) in reply to hoops886

    Instant classic
  5. whitealroker whitealroker is online now looking for action in Vegas...

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:10pm) in reply to hoops886

    Robins are really ugly close up.
  6. saxman saxman is online now

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:13pm) in reply to whitealroker

    most serial killers start off with birds and such ...
  7. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:14pm) in reply to saxman

    4x4 one is allsome
  8. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:15pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    birds are capable of remembering people and sometimes target them for attacks. watch out, Lefty.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...an-recognition
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  9. sponge1430 sponge1430 is online now

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:16pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    My dad and I were golfing a couple of years ago. Step up to 14. He pulls out driver. There are thousands of birds everywhere. He skulls that mf'er and creams a bird about 10 yards in front of the tee box. All you saw was feathers. Those birds were pissed. I was freaking laughing so hard. He was distraught. Needless to say, I won the match and the $10 from him.
  10. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:16pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    looool bird trolling.

    makes me think twice about wanting to nestle in lefty's busom. well, not at top speed anyways
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:36pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Assumed you played Larry 1 on 1 but this is better. stupid birds
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:37pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    that bird must have really hated you to resort to a kamikaze dive.
    Edited By: AmSlim22 Apr 12th, 2012 at 07:38 PM
     
  13. Paki_Poker Paki_Poker is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:43pm) in reply to AmSlim22

    Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss guy!

    FKN AWESOME!
     
  14. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:47pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

    loool you are even more bored than i am today apparently
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:48pm) in reply to Glo4m

    lol. you're a trip man.
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:51pm) in reply to blufhard

    That robin was obviously protecting a nearby nest full of eggs. It should've known not to fuck with Lefty.
    wp ul gg
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 7:56pm) in reply to gutbirdxx

    Lefty wins the internet again
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:08pm) in reply to Realbigfish4

     
    Originally Posted by Realbigfish4 View Post

    Lefty wins the internet again


    +1. Amazing. Bird pyramid FTW.
  19. sirswish6 sirswish6 is offline i mean super business

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:10pm) in reply to sponge1430

     
    Originally Posted by sponge1430 View Post

    My dad and I were golfing a couple of years ago. Step up to 14. He pulls out driver. There are thousands of birds everywhere. He skulls that mf'er and creams a bird about 10 yards in front of the tee box. All you saw was feathers. Those birds were pissed. I was freaking laughing so hard. He was distraught. Needless to say, I won the match and the $10 from him.


    i would never have guessed what u thought was needless to say
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:15pm) in reply to saxman

     
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    most serial killers start off with birds and such ...

    Like he is just starting off though.
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:16pm) in reply to Niceguy

    lol fuuuuuckin' mitre saw! "white or dark meat sir?"
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:17pm) in reply to nastysmell

    looooooool. lefty's the man
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:20pm) in reply to Shrubbery

    Sweet undertitle
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:26pm) in reply to sponge1430

    Haha you're one twisted dude
     
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:29pm) in reply to 36crazyfists

    ahahaha this is awesome
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:32pm) in reply to Realbigfish4

     
    Originally Posted by Realbigfish4 View Post

    Lefty wins the internet again


    looooool.

    I thought the thread title indicated awesomess but I had no idea how much awesomess.
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:42pm) in reply to dolphin13

    i think it was wrong of me to laugh, but i still found it hilarious!
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:47pm) in reply to tamayo85

    LOL! need a video of the bird taking some jumps on the 4x4
  29. ciz ciz is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:48pm) in reply to MadProfesor

    I was giggling like a little school girl until I saw the one with the dead bird on the remote controlled truck. Then I just lost my shit. That's fucking hilarious! Surprised you didn't have any bird rape pictures with maybe the Snoopy's treating the dead bird to a pig roast or something along those lines.
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    Apr 12th, 2012 (4/12/2012 8:52pm) in reply to ciz

    loooooool!!
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