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Lets throwback OT.. lets do a story time

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  1. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 9:42am)

    Basically you bitches know the rules.. add one line or two that falls in line with the story of the previous posts lines.. I just confused myself but i hope you all know what i mean.. So here goes

    Last night was fucking crazy man.. i had just woke up from a scary dream and went to the kitchen to get some egg nog when ..
  2. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 9:43am) in reply to Sweetness777

    i saw bgx jacking off into the egg nog box. im like wtfx? why are you skeeting in that shit. he said "oh, i thought is were you keep your skeet supply"
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 9:45am) in reply to wowswift

    and then I snowballed wowswift
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 9:49am) in reply to jesterwords

    Whilst recieving anal sex from a rabid mongoose named alan
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 9:51am) in reply to jesterwords

    And so the mystery began. How did Jester get that shit in his mouth to begin with? Either way, Sweetness knew he had missed a golden opportunity to get snowballed.
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 9:52am) in reply to moscow01

    I never realized how much I missed Alan. But alas I have moved on.
  7. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 9:52am) in reply to threebanger

    but we all know sweetness shrimped out bgx's ass and spit the mess into jester's mouth
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 9:54am) in reply to wowswift

    The fateful day finally arrived when Sweetness got the pregnancy results for his tonsils. The news was not good.
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 9:54am) in reply to wowswift

    as we made this obvious realization, a very jealous buchi walked in furious with bgx
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:08am) in reply to cdmalgee

    but he was happy cause X saved his life from the booze.
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:23am) in reply to DonkeyThis

    and Annie Duke...whoops different thread...
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:34am) in reply to satcheldog

    about porn with midgets...
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:42am) in reply to skisteve

    Lefty couldn't believe his eyes! BGX was the midget in a ghey porn with PhiAlpha! Eureka, he thought, before his daughter looked at the screen over his shoulder and said...
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:46am) in reply to skisteve

    wow, daddy's ghey
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:46am) in reply to skisteve

    and daddy why are you eating that man's poopoo
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  16. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:48am) in reply to skisteve

    damn, Wars dog is really fucking dying in front of our eyes.. "Dad", can i please jack him off with my tongue before he perishes, pretty please? He looked at her in astonishment before
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:49am) in reply to skisteve

    he asked wtf is sweetness on and proceeded to crush up some
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:50am) in reply to skisteve

    Viagra
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:54am) in reply to skisteve

    which he proceded to form a line with on the donkeys ass before griff showed up and
  20. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:54am) in reply to skisteve

    popped an epill, and went to a rave in south dakota where he...
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 10:55am) in reply to Sweetness777

    said, holy mothersnakesonamotherfuckinplane, you know bishes go first.. that didnt sit too well so
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 11:05am) in reply to Sweetness777

    all the sudden msuper hopped out from behind a cactus and proclaimed he could change sand in to raw MDMA and every1...
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    Dec 14th, 2007 (12/14/2007 1:13pm) in reply to Hanashk

    was so amazed at this act that a group of horny elderly priest performed buttsecks on jizzed all over msuper.
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