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  1. utterczar utterczar is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:25pm)

    THE RULES: you can only ADD ONE WORD....cut and paste the sentnece into your thread and add-on one more word

    here we go:

    She
     
  2. Damage1 Damage1 is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:26pm) in reply to utterczar

    She was
  3. pja001 pja001 is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:26pm) in reply to Damage1

    She was feeling
  4. dams dams is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:26pm) in reply to Damage1

    She was buttering
  5. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:27pm) in reply to pja001

    She was feeling like
  6. jerichoholic jerichoholic is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:27pm) in reply to dams

  7. JET17 JET17 is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:27pm) in reply to ihaterats

    she was feeling like a
  8. dams dams is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:27pm) in reply to dams

    She was feeling like buttering edit: fuck it i quit.
  9. Mkind16 Mkind16 is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:27pm) in reply to pja001

    She was feeling like a man
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  10. JET17 JET17 is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:29pm) in reply to Mkind16

    she was feeling like a man could
  11. utterczar utterczar is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:30pm) in reply to dams

    She was feeling like buttering her
     
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  12. OGPokerman OGPokerman is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:30pm) in reply to utterczar

    forget those rules....forget pasting...lets start again.

    G
     
  13. utterczar utterczar is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:33pm) in reply to OGPokerman

    G spots
     
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  14. dams dams is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:34pm) in reply to utterczar

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>She was feeling like buttering her thunderstick
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
  15. utterczar utterczar is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:35pm) in reply to dams

    She was feeling like buttering her thunderstick when
     
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  16. dams dams is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:36pm) in reply to utterczar

    She was feeling like buttering her thunderstick when Hanz
  17. Decatur217 Decatur217 is offline OTs Iron Man

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:37pm) in reply to utterczar

    G spots provideorgamsforthefemaleandmakemefeellikeiamdoing somethingcorrectly.
  18. utterczar utterczar is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:39pm) in reply to dams

    She was feeling like buttering her thunderstick when Hanz whipped
     
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  19. GPop21 GPop21 is offline

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    Sep 14th, 2007 (9/14/2007 11:55pm) in reply to Decatur217

    POTY!
  20. MattyDaCobra MattyDaCobra is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 12:35am) in reply to utterczar

    She was feeling like buttering her thunderstick when Hanz whipped Mom's
     
  21. Mkind16 Mkind16 is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 8:15am) in reply to utterczar

    She was feeling like buttering her thunderstick when Hanz whipped Mom's pancakes
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  22. ill flu ill flu is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 8:22am) in reply to GPop21

    GPop21
  23. Fr0stman Fr0stman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 8:19pm) in reply to ill flu

    I just got done literally like 6 minutes ago. not much to tell pretty standard.
  24. Ballistik Ballistik is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 9:13pm) in reply to Fr0stman

    just have everyone add one word to the post
  25. Zwett Zwett is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 9:16pm) in reply to utterczar

    pussy
     
  26. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 9:18pm) in reply to utterczar

    so late... im extra sexy
  27. Camronius Camronius is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 9:18pm) in reply to Zwett

    witch
  28. grapsfan grapsfan is offline Head Curmudgeon

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 10:04pm) in reply to utterczar

    Rhinoceroses don't follow utter's rules...they fucking charge your ass.

    So, I'll start:

    I put on my robe and wizard hat...
     
  29. zaurg zaurg is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 10:26pm) in reply to grapsfan

    LOL grapsfan. classic stuff
  30. grapsfan grapsfan is offline Head Curmudgeon

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    Sep 15th, 2007 (9/15/2007 10:43pm) in reply to zaurg

    In the 17 years I've been around this Internet thing, and my BBS time in the 80s...the BloodNinja was the single funniest thing I've ever seen online. I'm not really sure anything comes close.
     
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