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  1. Wear Wear is offline

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    Dec 23rd, 2009 (12/23/2009 3:39pm)

    So in the local newspaper today they have a special section on what kids write to Santa Claus for their wishlist. I was very bored at my office so I started reading some and it has made my day so I figured I would share some with you. Now these are written directly from the kids letters so the typos are pretty bad.. They all start out Dear Santa but I am to lazy to type all that out.

    -I am glad you bring me presents? Santa can I have this little cat this is not real but it love you for real and can I have a IPod? Am I on the nice list? I really wont to be on nice list.

    -My name is Syndi and I am 3 years old. I have tried to be good this year. I am really sorry I had to stand in the corner so many times. Most of it was Shelbis fault. Please bring my sister Shelbi a new scooter so she can ride away and leave me alone. If our cat jumps on your sleigh you can keep him.

    -My name is Emily. I am six! Have been naughty or nice? Can I see Rudolph? Can I ride him? I am double jointed! I've been good I want a lollipop.

    -My name is Brody. I want a pocket rocket and a mens dirt bike.

    -Who love Santa Claus? Me! I do I do!! We'll he is coming to town! Now twist to the beat everybody! Santa I saw you dancing! Dont go yet Santa Claus. Come back! Our candy Santa!! Yay! Lets have some fun! Ho Ho Ho! Everybody we just got started! ---- WTF

    - This is my Christmas wish list: hot wheels cars, green machine gun, a parachute, a real 20 guage shotgun, sniper rifle, rope and climbing gear, DS and games and a machine gun.

    -I have been good. I hope you will bring me lots of presents like a fishing pole. I have an elf that watched you and reports. My dog Dixie always barks when she hears your sleigh. Our elfs name is Elfy.

    -You are my favorite man. I visit in my dreams. I play and play toys and video games. When it is time to go, I give egg nog for the road.

    -I want you to come see my sissy and mama and me. I want a baby doll that cries. When it cried I will pt her to sleep. I saw you singing and dancing in Ms. Nikis room today.

    -Im four. sissy is scared of you, but not me. You have pretty eyes. Sissy is 2. Mommy is 4. I dont want a toy Santa. Not sissy either. I saw a Santa Bear. He was moving. It scared me too.

    -All I want for Christmas is a pencil collection.

    Ok I am bored of typing but you get the jist most of them are cute. This is my present to OT to brighten someones day.
  2. saxman saxman is offline

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    Dec 23rd, 2009 (12/23/2009 3:41pm) in reply to Wear

     
    Originally Posted by Wear View Post

    -Who love Santa Claus? Me! I do I do!! We'll he is coming to town! Now twist to the beat everybody! Santa I saw you dancing! Dont go yet Santa Claus. Come back! Our candy Santa!! Yay! Lets have some fun! Ho Ho Ho! Everybody we just got started! ---- WTF

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  3. aj_law aj_law is offline

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    Dec 23rd, 2009 (12/23/2009 3:44pm) in reply to Wear

    -My name is Emily. I am six! Have been naughty or nice? Can I see Rudolph? Can I ride him? I am double jointed! I've been good I want a lollipop.

    Umm...
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    Dec 23rd, 2009 (12/23/2009 3:45pm) in reply to Wear

     
    Originally Posted by Wear View Post


    -My name is Syndi and I am 3 years old. I have tried to be good this year. I am really sorry I had to stand in the corner so many times. Most of it was Shelbis fault. Please bring my sister Shelbi a new scooter so she can ride away and leave me alone. If our cat jumps on your sleigh you can keep him. My mom wrote this for me.

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  5. Wear Wear is offline

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    Dec 23rd, 2009 (12/23/2009 3:52pm) in reply to Wear

    So I found 2 more neat ones.

    -My name is Jackson. I have been a good boy (sometimes) just leave me something please.

    -I am Zachary and I will leave you chicken nuggets and juice if you leave me a Wii thats a fare deal.
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  6. TXGal141 TXGal141 is offline

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    Dec 23rd, 2009 (12/23/2009 4:02pm) in reply to Wear

    These are cute & funny. Thanks for sharing. :)

    Kids say the darndest things...
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    Dec 23rd, 2009 (12/23/2009 4:05pm) in reply to Wear

    - This is my Christmas wish list: hot wheels cars, green machine gun, a parachute, a real 20 guage shotgun, sniper rifle, rope and climbing gear, DS and games and a machine gun.

    ^^ic monkeycowboy has been spreading his seed around.
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