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  1. TrafficKing TrafficKing is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 5:00pm)

    I just woke up all hungover and I lost my bowl last night no tin foil no fruit wtf am I gonna do????
  2. coolhandkev coolhandkev is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 5:03pm) in reply to TrafficKing

    Make eggs, you don't need cereal every morning eggs are better anyways
  3. sponge1430 sponge1430 is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 5:10pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    Go get a forty shorty
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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 5:12pm) in reply to sponge1430

    420 nieghbor, or check your car or closet for a piece, or get some papers at the store
  5. Slingtownorbust Slingtownorbust is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 5:13pm) in reply to I Fold

    Honestly, I know this is a little out there but I've been doing it alot lately. Take the weed and ingest it through your rectum. Just stick that bud up there. Make sure it gets real deep. It should hurt the first time but gets easier. Make sure when it gets up there to squeeze your ass real tight. One time I didn't and it feel out. It tasted really weird smoking that shit later in the day. Let me tell you, the high is great nothing like you ever experienced before.

    Enjoy.
  6. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 5:14pm) in reply to Slingtownorbust

    Just go back to bed.
  7. TrafficKing TrafficKing is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 5:19pm) in reply to coolhandkev

     
    Originally Posted by coolhandkev View Post

    Make eggs, you don't need cereal every morning eggs are better anyways

    I lul'd
    Thread Starter
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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 5:21pm) in reply to Slingtownorbust

     
    Originally Posted by Slingtownorbust View Post

    Honestly, I know this is a little out there but I've been doing it alot lately. Take the weed and ingest it through your rectum. Just stick that bud up there. Make sure it gets real deep. It should hurt the first time but gets easier. Make sure when it gets up there to squeeze your ass real tight. One time I didn't and it feel out. It tasted really weird smoking that shit later in the day. Let me tell you, the high is great nothing like you ever experienced before.

    Enjoy.

    Man.... Thank the good lord I just shoot heroin in my veins cause that there sounds not fun.
  9. MeJahAndOmaha MeJahAndOmaha is offline doesn't talk to roommates

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 5:26pm) in reply to kyleh

    If you have an electric stove, use a knife. A common household butter knife will do.
  10. coolhandkev coolhandkev is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 5:30pm) in reply to MeJahAndOmaha

    Didn't realize this was about weed. The solution for TODAY ONLY (this is important this is a one time thing) is to substitute crack or heroin until you get the supplies you need for weed then just go back to weed only.
  11. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 6:12pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    ok get me a corkscrew, an avocado, and my snorkel
  12. playadelCHI playadelCHI is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 6:22pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    ok get me a corkscrew, an avocado, and my snorkel

    haha
  13. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline Is not a girl

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 6:24pm) in reply to playadelCHI

    hurry dude i've made bongs with less

    (fuck u glo4m for stealing my post itt)
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  14. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 6:52pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    The ol gravity bong ought to do the trick.
  15. Paki_Poker Paki_Poker is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 7:03pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    Kick the chair.
     
  16. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 7:04pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

    kids these days. no ingenuity
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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 7:46pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

    hot knives
  18. stackinsideways stackinsideways is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 7:51pm) in reply to ccm

    pop can is also an option when in a bind
     
  19. Geoff Moore Geoff Moore is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 8:01pm) in reply to stackinsideways

    magnifying glass ftw...

  20. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 9:03pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

     
    Originally Posted by Paki_Poker View Post

    Kick the chair.


    Man this needs to be used moar and i always forget. Wp
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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 9:17pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    go get tinfoil, you lazy fuckin stoner.
  22. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 9:21pm) in reply to Lameass_

     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    go get tinfoil, you lazy fuckin stoner.


    Or a piece, how hard is it to get to a head shop?
  23. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Mar 29th, 2012 (3/29/2012 9:23pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    Or a piece, how hard is it to get to a head shop?

    here they sell little bowls in the tobacco shops, they are everywhere
  24. KingOfDonk7 KingOfDonk7 is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2012 (3/30/2012 5:05am) in reply to Glo4m

    Things You’ll Need For Weed Firecrackers:
    • 0.5g of weed per firecracker (more if you want)
    • Some good crackers like Ritz, some people use graham crackers for better taste (2 per firecracker)
    • Peanut butter with high fat (Organic peanut butter is usually your best bet), Nutella chocolate spread works well too
    • Chocolate Chips (optional, but adds alot to the taste)
    • A toothpick or something to mix up your weed and peanut butter
    • Aluminum foil
    • Oven
    Steps For Baking Marijuana Firecrackers:
    1. Preheat your oven to 250 degrees F, and give it some time to heat up.
    2. Make a small bowl out of your aluminum foil to hold your weed while you prebake it.
    3. Put the weed in the oven for 15 minutes at 250 degrees F. Once it’s done, you can check to see if you’ve done it right by pinching your bud and if it falls apart into dust then they are perfect.
    4. Now, turn the heat on your oven up to 300 degrees F
    5. While you’re waiting for your oven to heat up, get your crackers and spread peanut butter thickly on each cracker about half a centimeter to a centimeter is good enough.
    6. Sprinkle your weed evenly on one half of the firecracker, and use your toothpick or mixing tool to mix up the weed and the peanut butter as much as possible, you want as much peanut butter all over the weed as possible.
    7. Sandwich your firecrackers together and completely wrap them in aluminum foil. It prevents as mess and burning the crackers, no one likes burnt firecrackers.
    8. Put them in the oven for 20 minutes, and enjoy. Optionally, you at the end of the 20 minutes you can turn your oven up to 350 degrees F for another 2 minutes.

    i've been allergic to milk for about 5 years.. these are a lot quicker then brownies too though
  25. shallowcal shallowcal is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2012 (3/30/2012 5:11am) in reply to MeJahAndOmaha

     
    Originally Posted by MeJahAndOmaha View Post

    If you have an electric stove, use a knife. A common household butter knife will do.

    i burned my lips so unbelievably bad attempting this that it blistered for a week, and was totally not worth the effort lol

     
    Originally Posted by KingOfDonk7 View Post

    Things You’ll Need For Weed Firecrackers:

    • 0.5g of weed per firecracker (more if you want)
    • Some good crackers like Ritz, some people use graham crackers for better taste (2 per firecracker)
    • Peanut butter with high fat (Organic peanut butter is usually your best bet), Nutella chocolate spread works well too
    • Chocolate Chips (optional, but adds alot to the taste)
    • A toothpick or something to mix up your weed and peanut butter
    • Aluminum foil
    • Oven

    Steps For Baking Marijuana Firecrackers:
    1. Preheat your oven to 250 degrees F, and give it some time to heat up.
    2. Make a small bowl out of your aluminum foil to hold your weed while you prebake it.
    3. Put the weed in the oven for 15 minutes at 250 degrees F. Once it’s done, you can check to see if you’ve done it right by pinching your bud and if it falls apart into dust then they are perfect.
    4. Now, turn the heat on your oven up to 300 degrees F
    5. While you’re waiting for your oven to heat up, get your crackers and spread peanut butter thickly on each cracker about half a centimeter to a centimeter is good enough.
    6. Sprinkle your weed evenly on one half of the firecracker, and use your toothpick or mixing tool to mix up the weed and the peanut butter as much as possible, you want as much peanut butter all over the weed as possible.
    7. Sandwich your firecrackers together and completely wrap them in aluminum foil. It prevents as mess and burning the crackers, no one likes burnt firecrackers.
    8. Put them in the oven for 20 minutes, and enjoy. Optionally, you at the end of the 20 minutes you can turn your oven up to 350 degrees F for another 2 minutes.

    i've been allergic to milk for about 5 years.. these are a lot quicker then brownies too though

  26. KingOfDonk7 KingOfDonk7 is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2012 (3/30/2012 5:45am) in reply to Glo4m

    they work, taste about as bad as shrooms unless you spend a lot of time learning how to make them well / tweaking how to cook them with your specific stove etc..

    thc absorbs into peanut butter the same way as butter.. you might have to look around for better recipe.

    google "firecrackers weed"

     
    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

    kids these days. no ingenuity

    "Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!"
    Edited By: KingOfDonk7 Mar 30th, 2012 at 05:46 AM
  27. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Mar 30th, 2012 (3/30/2012 6:11am) in reply to KingOfDonk7

    Is op alive or dead like deadeye?

    Gg rip jic
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    Mar 30th, 2012 (3/30/2012 6:41am) in reply to norcaljeff

    1/4" deep socket
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    Mar 30th, 2012 (3/30/2012 2:38pm) in reply to gutbirdxx

     
    Originally Posted by gutbirdxx View Post

    1/4" deep socket

    QFT.... have done/used this several times (typically while visiting my parents in Texas lol)
  30. gjallen1975 gjallen1975 is online now

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    Mar 30th, 2012 (3/30/2012 2:47pm) in reply to normlfella

    take an ink pen, pull the cap off, and pull the ink tube/ball point out. jam a bud in the end. light and don't smoke too much of it cause burning plastic is toxic. you should get a few pulls before the plastic starts bubbling.

    or, take any piece or cardboard, roll it into a cone, jam bud in and lite. the cardboard will burn faster than plastic, but at least it's not fucking plastic.

    once finished, use your buzz to re-evaluate your life.
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