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  1. suitedAces_AA suitedAces_AA is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:14pm)

    My roommate and I were talking about this earlier. We were thinking that limp dick to hard dick is around 3:1, so around 18 hours a day you've got a limp dick, the other 6 you've got a hard dick.

    What say you?
  2. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:15pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    Did you and your roommate show each other specimens to prove this theory?
  3. suitedAces_AA suitedAces_AA is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:16pm) in reply to Phi

    we've been known to sword fight.
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  4. Bigblind Popper Bigblind Popper is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:16pm) in reply to Phi

    did you figure this out while you were playing heads up tummy stix
  5. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:17pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  6. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:18pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    I think you need to factor age into the equation.
  7. suitedAces_AA suitedAces_AA is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:20pm) in reply to the_schmenx

    welll if you're over 30, you're taking viagra. We're talking about normal 20-25 year olds.
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  8. $50. chip $50. chip is offline Terrible Madden QB

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:21pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    Your dick is hard 15 minutes an hour?
  9. suitedAces_AA suitedAces_AA is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:22pm) in reply to $50. chip

    that seems about right.
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  10. UncleCollins UncleCollins is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:25pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    How did you come up with an estimate on how long your dick is hard while you sleep?
  11. suitedAces_AA suitedAces_AA is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:29pm) in reply to UncleCollins

    well i wake up with a hard dick, so I figure it's hard at least the last hour or so of sleep.
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  12. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:31pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    you obv need some pussy. Quit sword fighting that shit is ghey man.
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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:39pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    I dunno, 3:1 seems pretty excessive.. I mean, that's a lot of boners. I'm a pretty horny guy, but if you have a boner for 15 minutes of every hour of everyday than you sir have got the be the horniest person I've ever heard of.
  14. HeyNiceAscot HeyNiceAscot is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:46pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    At first I thought you were talking about size, which actually would have made sense. Your approach is nonsensical...6 hours of boner a day? Come on...rly? R U shooting porno films all day or what?
  15. Schlik20 Schlik20 is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:52pm) in reply to HeyNiceAscot

    id say 2 hrs... but idk... chronic masturbation may do the trick
  16. suitedAces_AA suitedAces_AA is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:53pm) in reply to Schlik20

    I don't know, we're just curious. we want to know what OT thinks. I think 3:1 is a bit excessive.
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  17. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 7:54pm) in reply to Schlik20

    I'd say maybe an hour a day. Six hours is ridiculous.
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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 8:06pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    careful during those 6 hours u could poke your roommates eye out
  19. suitedAces_AA suitedAces_AA is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 8:12pm) in reply to acp

    he's pretty quick. i've tried to poke his eye out, but he keeps on dodging.
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  20. acp acp is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 8:14pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    so he's slippery eh?
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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 8:14pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    When hes sleeping FTW
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  22. suitedAces_AA suitedAces_AA is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 8:24pm) in reply to jalman1

    oh shit...that's excellent. I'll try that tonight. I'll post pics tomorrow.
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  23. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 8:32pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    It's certainly more than an hour and certainly less than six. I did some research, and erections occur during REM, which you usually go into four times during one night's sleep. The first phase of REM lasts for about 10 minutes, while the last stage is from 40-60 minutes. So that's almost two hours during sleep where you're hard. Then factor in how often in a day you get hard, which might be around an hour or so and you come up with 3 hours.

    So that's my answer. 8:1 limp:hard ratio.
     
  24. PocketHeadies PocketHeadies is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 8:34pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    lol...wp sir....finally made me laugh...

    i think we should call mythbusters and have them bust this myth....

    im with niceascot....i thought u meant 3:1 about size too...which i think would make sense too...
  25. XIAGuy XIAGuy is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 8:55pm) in reply to suitedAces_AA

    Huh? Anybody over 30 want to comment on that?
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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 8:56pm) in reply to marinersheep

    homos
     
  27. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 9:37pm) in reply to marinersheep

    Funny, I was gonna say 8 to 1, too.

    Marinersheep is quickly becoming my favorite poster.
     
  28. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 9:42pm) in reply to BigGunX

    Even after I win the Eliminator Challenge? That thing's gonna be a cakewalk for me.
     
  29. SaulGood SaulGood is offline SPAGETT

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 9:44pm) in reply to marinersheep

    he is sort of a mini-you bgx. cant believe i didnt see the correlation before
     
  30. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Sep 13th, 2007 (9/13/2007 9:48pm) in reply to SaulGood

    Haha I agree, Saul. It's tough to get a mini-version of me, but he's it.

    Yes, even if you win, I will still love you.
     
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